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Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro
And it’s loaded with game modes. Kyousuke knows what he likes and lets you drive impressively realistic garbage trucks through a broken sky.


Based on the career of your favorite college basketball team as head coach. Set during the Soviet military campaign in Afghanistan.

Panic Restaurant fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Dec 8, 2015

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LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader? A crime has been bombarded by a generation.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


I think this markov chain is a nihlist.

"Light up the mess. Death will probably come many times as you follow the light."

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Non-linear first-person gameplay lets you become the new leader of the most realistic online hunting game ever. Letter Quest is here!

Paying homage to classic titles such as Hyde the Headless Horseman and Dracula. Medieval II: Total War Kingdoms is the fastest way to fail.

Especially because you have no choice but to follow them. However unlikely they may seem.

A pure heart-warming romance game where you get to save Sequin Land from a deadly dungeon full of delightful music. Betray your friends.

The story of your sport and claim the powers of Daikatana the most true-to-life NBA experience to Sonic fans new and old! It’s fast it’s tactical and feels delicious and smooth to play to infinity…and beyond!

Mayday! You’re gonna need more than 50 raucous rooms of cute terror?

Pollyanna fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Dec 8, 2015

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
Run. It's 1991 and things are not so friendly.

Gone Home

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
Your goal is simple: to become one of world’s most charming bear! To Miyon it is made by Yann Van Der Cruyssen (Saira Block That Matter).

Mainly inspired by Mega Man X. Super Amazing Wagon Adventure is a highly customisable heavily armed flying taxi.
(pretty accurate)

Steezo posted:

I think this markov chain is a nihlist.

"Light up the mess. Death will probably come many times as you follow the light."
Stand together with Paradox Interactive is proud to present Pillars of Eternity. With this Filming Simulator you are the key To nothing.

That's OK because no one is for you to play! Get your spellbook ready!

You wake up alone ( ?) on an adventure and role-playing elements. Now you don't have to be lovers.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.
Fork Truck Challenge is a pillow fort physics-based puzzle game about friendship and slicing sheep in half with lasers.


I want this game.

E: You'll have to survive. Experience the magical universe of Warhammer 40000 universe with the famous detective Sherlock Holmes to solve dozens of challenging fun.

Also this one.

XeeD fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Dec 8, 2015

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


A woman is interviewed seven times by the US Colonial Marines. DINOSAURS.

The No. Have fun!

Pollyanna fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Dec 8, 2015

Golden Battler
Sep 6, 2010

~Perfect and Elegant~
Yeah. DEVELOPMENT HAS BEEN PUT TO A HOLD BUT IT WILL SOON BE WORKED ON.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

The cries of the murder. Congratulations.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Welcome to the char-grilled world of pain. You have been the accident the media reports.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

double post

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Endorph posted:

double post

now this is a game i wanna try

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

CubeZ is an MMORTSS (Massively Multiplayer Online) game in a cyberpunk future where multiple factions have sent their agents to. This is an insane 1 to 4 players.

Experience the thrill and hardships of creating and customizing over 100 types of characters who once lived there – voiced by actor and comedian Dane Cook. Take control of Lara and her two brothers on an action arcade RPG packed with explosive physics spectacular effects and graphics innovative game play without lengthy and tedious construction phases.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


ngl i kind of want to see a game jam based off this thing

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Someone Awful! posted:

ngl i kind of want to see a game jam based off this thing

Someone suggested sending it to the Ludum Dare people but I don't know them.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Luigi Thirty posted:

Someone suggested sending it to the Ludum Dare people but I don't know them.

Could be used for the next SA GameDev event

Downs Duck
Nov 19, 2005
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free do to anything"

Someone Awful! posted:

ngl i kind of want to see a game jam based off this thing

Absolutely:
Open World sandbox construction lets you explore Grimhaven Orphanage and discover innovative and addictive game to date with tons of crazy fun game modes all the cars all the mysteries of the Ninja you'll know what happened. Collect golden rings by rotating objects using teleporters breaking blocks and more.

One more:
Super Sanctum TD is a tactical football manager with turn-based matches and RPG with roster management sim. You awaken aboard one of the dead.

Downs Duck fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Dec 8, 2015

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004




edit: I'd totally be down for a game jam

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Pay tribute to the big city? Use explosives to mine metal ores or watch your newly constructed home get smashed to pieces.

i want to play this game

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I'm gonna add the killer feature later this week: a would play/wouldn't play voting feature. Then it'll break through into the mainstream :shepface:

Maximum Planck
Feb 16, 2012

Thousands of giant insects and aliens once again the fate of Half Life 3! Discover the community levels and many other classic characters.

Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Live and find him before he finds you. :ninja:

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
If you value that meat you call a body. Restore broken roads and construct wonders in this episodic horror series.

Get ready for trucking challenges that will draw you into a world gone mad. Which of the 19th century through expansion and colonization.

:allears:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
An isometric orgy of bloody violence and quell the human race maybe! Heroes VI is a pseudo 8-bit action platformer.

Truffle Saga can you defeat the dark house full of imitation cover bands demons intent on subjugating all sentient life. That's OK because no one is perfect after a car wash?

Manage your castles and underground cities as you face off against Gotham's greatest villians. Cooperate with your own games and hand drawn character art stop motion clay animated point and click adventure game.


(There was one that was boring but randomly ended with "Mrrrow?")

Maximum Planck
Feb 16, 2012

Educational indie games are a great way for kids to learn history, math and problem solving.

During the Middle Ages. Lots of trees no explosions.

Math? Unheard Screams is a point-and-click adventure based on material from elementary school textbooks.

Black Ice is a modified version of Sudoku for your country. Flames have turned your house into ashes.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Goon Cameo:

"Play intense local matches with up to the economy of Peru. Use your powers to his destiny Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Want to Go?"

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

quote:

Ally with teammates to complete numerous missions – from familiar faces like Anakin Skywalker to new heights by adding new boxes and weapons. In the highly rated story of a whole heap of ninjas as they struggle to find the truth.


This is just literally Disney: Infinity

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Created by Paul Marrable With music from your friends in multiple stages and game mechanics that reward skillful flying. Manage a whole new can of worms! :can:

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

quote:

Enter this universe Roguelike RPG randomly generated maps. Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes lets Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes lets Star Wars Dark Forces™ and Star Wars® Jedi Knight lives on in Star Wars The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes.

This is just literally loving insanity.

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
Porno sex addict rocks New York.

Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010

"COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.

:awesomelon:
Slippery Tilde

quote:

The best-selling Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Double Agent play as Jung who's meeting up and you face the Kombatants in Mortal Kombat. *Turn-based 1 vs 1 card battle game with fast-paced freestyle boxing action.

:stare: What a wonderful thing.

E:

quote:

Play as your paintbrush to restore lost works of H .P Lovecraft you’ll traverse the haunting world of Arx. Cop by day thief by night Sofia aka Black Viper is convinced that this novel is a dangerous journey.

Would.

Thyrork fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Dec 8, 2015

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Playstation 4 posted:

This is just literally loving insanity.

I can't set the consistency on the Markov system any lower without it becoming completely incoherent. This is 3. It literally won't let you set it to 0, 1, or 2.

Stupendous Man
Jan 10, 2008
Defender of Freedom! Advocate of Liberty!
"Stimulates your brain as it seems a larger more powerful agency has entered the fray. Heavily inspired by the mighty maniacal and occasionally moronic minions."

Just what the world needs, another minions game.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
You should do this for Kickstarter game pitches too.


In 1986 the world's most famous battles of the fourth-grade playground a young US soldier. A next-gen re-imagination of the Order to find coins to get as far as possible through successful and efficient operations.

An exciting and varied set of rules. The king of submarine simulations returns with Call of the famous King's Bounty: The Legend of Grimrock 2 is a fiendishly addictive game to pick up but a bitter memory.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Break out your inner-star and pose as Lady Gaga Maroon 5 Lana Del Rey Flo Rida Bruno Mars Avril Lavigne LMFAO and many new villans. She’ll have to fight on by producing own robots to send them into space-dust?

Sign me up!

It promises something ancient and evil space turtles with tiny cute guns. But be warned.

:ohdear:

ScootsMcSkirt fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Dec 8, 2015

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Or design a new perspective to strategy games. A Game about making Games!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The day has come to assemble a mighty (and mighty evil) Dungeon Lord and create many capitalist profits! Do you have played before.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Run jump swing around and use them wisely in order to defeat the evil businessman while he was having a loud party.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

Stay single or say “I do”. The sounds you create the tunnel entrance.

I think I saw this on redtube once

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Slip into the dragon's lair or challenge the beast openly? Those times are gone.

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