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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Most programs these days are able to recognize a misnamed file extension.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Rad Lieutenant posted:

She's got this weird uniboob thing going on.


Google tells me that this is usually the result of a messed up boob job - to get implants in that are too big for the frame or to try and make super cleavage, the surgeon cuts the pectoral muscle too close to the sternum.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Stultus Maximus posted:

Google tells me that this is usually the result of a messed up boob job - to get implants in that are too big for the frame or to try and make super cleavage, the surgeon cuts the pectoral muscle too close to the sternum.

It'd have to be the latter because there's like none of the signs that usually tell you they're fakies when they bounce. Either way, round of applause for the saint that created those.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:

She's got this weird uniboob thing going on.

This link is definitely :nws: http://i.imgur.com/QjULSFF.jpg

why's she's so shiny?

also lol at the nipples on the guy

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

why's she's so shiny?

also lol at the nipples on the guy

massage or some type of oil most likely. There are a lot of porns that have a massage scene and end up with a gal covered in baby oil or whatnot the whole time.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

why's she's so shiny?

This is why you always go with leather.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
One Uniboob(s) to rule them all.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/eKQ0sSl.gif :nws:


Also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNacC_ajNyk

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

why's she's so shiny?


ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
she is real drat firm

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/X8ZffGj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/T7wyFKa.gif

http://i.imgur.com/9PJXNJh.gifv

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
she is well tidy mate

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

tanlines........

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Untagged posted:

One Uniboob(s) to rule them all.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/eKQ0sSl.gif :nws:

That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen

It is these kind of gross exaggerations that invite people to post disgusting boob jobs and nobody wants that. While definitely not as good as real boobs they certainly aren't Tara Reid "boobs" or the terrible porn star tits of the 90s.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen

I'll take those over whatshername-muslim-portraying pornstar chick's boobs any day.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

internet porn is full of chicks with big natural tits so i dunno why people feel the need to seek out fakes to salivate over

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

natasha nice will you marry me

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
Keep em coming. I had the unfortunate chance to accidentally see the 'dance like you're alone' Girls HBO commercial with Dunham in a sports bra and yoga pants today.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Alright who has the badtitties.jpg imgur album because good lord. You can find it via google but none of the pics work.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Ckwiesr posted:

Keep em coming. I had the unfortunate chance to accidentally see the 'dance like you're alone' Girls HBO commercial with Dunham in a sports bra and yoga pants today.

Goddamn it they've been showing that in front of every single HBO show I'm watching online for the last two weeks

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Alright who has the badtitties.jpg imgur album because good lord. You can find it via google but none of the pics work.

no no no no no no no no no no

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_4xTJ-Kgs

:black101:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


It doesn't get much more metal than that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

They're from where I live and I was hired as event security for a festival they played at in 2010. Their fans are hilarious to look at from afar, but loving awful to deal with.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Is that Charlie Chaplin's speech from The Great Dictator in German?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same.

Do you ever hear one and go, "nah.. this one just isn't doing it for me".

"... needs more DUNDUNDUN and less bEeeeEewwwOOOOOObewbewwww RAWR RAWR RAWR"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same.

Do you ever hear one and go, "nah.. this one just isn't doing it for me".

"... needs more DUNDUNDUN and less bEeeeEewwwOOOOOObewbewwww RAWR RAWR RAWR"

Metal is great to listen to at work. I can't understand the lyrics so they don't distract me, and it drowns out any other distractions.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same.

Do you ever hear one and go, "nah.. this one just isn't doing it for me".

"... needs more DUNDUNDUN and less bEeeeEewwwOOOOOObewbewwww RAWR RAWR RAWR"

when i hear a tom waits song i think similar things but with more wauh wauh baugh waugh :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RJ9d2scYc

i also dont understand most of the languages that the metal i like is sung in so i just add in my own ideas

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i also dont understand most of the languages that the metal i like is sung in so i just add in my own ideas

Same but german porn

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Fake tits are ok, but the rear end don't lie.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ElMaligno posted:

Fake tits are ok, but the rear end don't lie.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Well yes but that is clearly a fake and its really hard to make big fake asses. in contrast making good looking fake big boos is easier.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yeah but they still manage to gently caress it up. A lot. So many terrible boob jobs out there. :(

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Yeah but they still manage to gently caress it up. A lot. So many terrible boob jobs out there. :(

My buddy's sister works as an office manager at a really nice plastic surgeon's office in Tempe, she swears that the biggest factor in a good boob job is in if the person getting the boobs done has had kids/time to stretch the skin out before hand or not. Like chicks with saggy tits can get boob jobs from anyone halfway competent and they'll be great, but a younger lady with firm skin and perky tits getting one will always end up with a lovely job and nasty scars unless she goes up less than a full cup size at a time. So for an A to go to a C and have them turn out perfect she'd need to do about 3 surgeries over about 5 years to gradually push the skin out so it doesn't cause weird tissue scarring and stretch marks over scar tissue that makes everything way too hard.

Problem is most people who want a boob job don';t have the money or patience to get them done correctly.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

My buddy's sister works as an office manager at a really nice plastic surgeon's office in Tempe, she swears that the biggest factor in a good boob job is in if the person getting the boobs done has had kids/time to stretch the skin out before hand or not. Like chicks with saggy tits can get boob jobs from anyone halfway competent and they'll be great, but a younger lady with firm skin and perky tits getting one will always end up with a lovely job and nasty scars unless she goes up less than a full cup size at a time. So for an A to go to a C and have them turn out perfect she'd need to do about 3 surgeries over about 5 years to gradually push the skin out so it doesn't cause weird tissue scarring and stretch marks over scar tissue that makes everything way too hard.

Problem is most people who want a boob job don';t have the money or patience to get them done correctly.

i just don't understand how anyone can seriously try to tell me this isn't the greatest country on earth

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug

Victor Vermis posted:

These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same.

Do you ever hear one and go, "nah.. this one just isn't doing it for me".

"... needs more DUNDUNDUN and less bEeeeEewwwOOOOOObewbewwww RAWR RAWR RAWR"

I think you're looking for the Dad Chat thread.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Don't mind VV, he just hates fun and stuff other people like

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That's not how you send a dick pic bro

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Buttes and dogges
http://i.imgur.com/Fb0vPvK.gifv

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I left that for ElMags to remember me by

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