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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
My dad was too busy being in the gay army and then coming home to spend the money on booze and cigarettes to spend it on things like toys for his kids. Thanks dad. He's still cool in his own way, it's just his nature because he's a hillbilly as gently caress dude from Appalachia who just likes fishing, drinking, and smoking. He kind of made up for it after the divorce and stopped drinking as much.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Victor Vermis posted:

You parents lied to you. Nerf's been cranking out high-capacity, rapid-fire, foam death since at least the early 90s.

I know this because I had a babysitter who let her kids have cool things.

It's possible I stopped getting nerf guns just before they started getting better, but 80s-early 90s was peak nerf for me.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
In a way, those old school Nerf guns were way better because you could easily beef them up with heavy springs and PVC barrels to turn them into hilariously unsafe "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" toys.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
that's why you tape thumb tacks to the ends of the darts, dummy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
My dad got us toys so long as they encouraged violence, math skills or reading a book from time to time.

Like we had Star Wars pushed on to us hard because it kinda had all three. My brother became a fighter pilot because he loved X-Wing so much, my sister got a degree from UGA because she got a scholarship from a publisher that she impressed with a marketing program idea/paper based around the rerelease of the original trilogy and I joined the Marines because deep down I always wanted to be a storm trooper mass murdering local wildlife, like the Ewoks.

e: my youngest sister is the only one who didn't like Star Wars and she paints nails and dyes hair for a living. So there ya have it

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Dec 10, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Booblord Zagats posted:

My dad got us toys so long as they encouraged violence, math skills or reading a book from time to time.

Like we had Star Wars pushed on to us hard because it kinda had all three. My brother became a fighter pilot because he loved X-Wing so much, my sister got a degree from UGA because she got a scholarship from a publisher that she impressed with a marketing program idea/paper based around the rerelease of the original trilogy and I joined the Marines because deep down I always wanted to be a storm trooper mass murdering local wildlife, like the Ewoks.

e: my youngest sister is the only one who didn't like Star Wars and she paints nails and dyes hair for a living. So there ya have it

Your family is like a nerd factory.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

that's why you tape thumb tacks to the ends of the darts, dummy
What is this, amateur hour?

Cut foam backer rod into 1 - 1.5" lengths, put 'em in a pillow case, and toss the case into the dryer to straighten them out. With a hot glue gun, make a dimple in one end, put down a dot of glue, and put in a couple of BBs or a split shot weight, cap it off with a blob of glue. Let cool.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cole posted:

Your family is like a nerd factory.

Pretty much, but we all had to be involved with 2 sports every year so we wouldn't get fat. My mom made us write stories using 20 words she would randomly choose from the dictionary when we were grounded. They were very against raising stupid, fat children.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Just saw these for the first time and because I love you all, I am sharing













EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:wtc:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Mike-o posted:

My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now.

Mail me an external hard drive and I'll mail it back to you full :q:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mike-o posted:

My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now.

:rip: kids in the sandbox.mpg

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Holly Body and Chasey Lain were extremely my poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

:rip: kids in the sandbox.mpg

*google*

all i read was a description on urban dictionary, but :stare::stare::stare:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mike-o posted:

*google*

all i read was a description on urban dictionary, but :stare::stare::stare:

I remember back in 2002-2003 when I found my first chechen beheading video online and was seriously shocked. Now I look back fondly on a video of a man with a meatatomy getting a small vibrator shoved in his dick for a few seconds of grainy early 2000 porn.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
gently caress this page

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
:hchatter:

:banjo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZeD05274Y

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Just saw these for the first time and because I love you all, I am sharing













EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

*google*

all i read was a description on urban dictionary, but :stare::stare::stare:

Don't know what it is but it's nasty sounding

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
the surface of the sun, time traveling newborn and the brown christmas one crack me up

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Some guy on reddit has been posting his sister's christmas cards she's been mailing out since 2010. The reddit dude is married, so are his 3 of his sisters minus the girl who sends out these cards. Someone replied that she has a striking resemblance to Holly Michaels, which he googled to his dismay (or not)

http://imgur.com/gallery/doDWH

Would.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:quig:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

Some guy on reddit has been posting his sister's christmas cards she's been mailing out since 2010. The reddit dude is married, so are his 3 of his sisters minus the girl who sends out these cards. Someone replied that she has a striking resemblance to Holly Michaels, which he googled to his dismay (or not)

http://imgur.com/gallery/doDWH

Would.

This chick is on my loving level

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Rad Lieutenant posted:

This chick is on my loving level


would

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
She's got crazy eyes and that just makes her hotter

Vasudus posted:

the surface of the sun, time traveling newborn and the brown christmas one crack me up

Those are good, Wolfman and Baltimore drug soup made me laugh out loud

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 10, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqjC1lIF1S8

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

DownByTheWooter posted:

My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what

Code for she'll only bang you after she's pretty trashed and/or angry.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

DownByTheWooter posted:

My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what

She heard you know where a slut can go to have her babies murdered and sold for parts.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

not caring here posted:

Code for she'll only bang you after she's pretty trashed and/or angry.

she told me she's never had alcohol

lord only knows what kind of freaky poo poo she must get up to without recreational drug use

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

joat mon posted:

She heard you know where a slut can go to have her babies murdered and sold for parts.

not if baby warriors keep fighting the good fight

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Or her "boyfriend" was the first person to see your text and sent the reply.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Delizin posted:

Or her "boyfriend" was the first person to see your text and sent the reply.

What a cockblocking rear end in a top hat.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Thump! posted:

What a cockblocking rear end in a top hat.

For real

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

DownByTheWooter posted:

My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what

send her a text so she can get your number and just wait.

trust me on this.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
ive found that chicks who do that and say 'oh i have a boyfriend' are only saying it to remind themselves they have a boyfriend

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