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Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

It went without saying, but most people were thinking in terms of like "not updating for refunds" or "not taking into account how many people doubled up on accounts for RAF rewards". This would be an astounding level of bull.

Yeah, previously CIG have tried to muddy the waters by claiming there are over 1 million backers - when in reality this is just the number of accounts created without buying anything. The response to this has always been "it's more like 700,000 as you can see on our fleet stat"

If that turns out to be bullshit, what the hell numbers are we actually looking at? 500,000? That would put average spend per account at $200 - I'd love to see some average stats for that since I'm sure the vast majority of them will be $30 basic packs.

10% of the SC playerbase providing 80% of the funding doesn't seem unreasonable at this point. If it wasn't for their shady business of selling over priced concept art maybe they would have only raised $20 mil

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

xanif posted:

I read my link. I thought my sarcasm was effectively conveyed by the description of "loving horrid idea."

Apparently it was not.

I'm hopped up on flu medicine, and I missed the sarcasm. I apologize.


Glad I deleted the potted history of bomber command. I'm gonna go lie down.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





xanif posted:

I read my link. I thought my sarcasm was effectively conveyed by the description of "loving horrid idea."

Apparently it was not.

Nah I got it. I just got caught up reading about the poo poo-stupid idea of sending heavy bombers deep into enemy airspace with a fighter escort that would run out of fuel and have to turn around before they even got into enemy territory.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Chalks posted:

Yeah, previously CIG have tried to muddy the waters by claiming there are over 1 million backers - when in reality this is just the number of accounts created without buying anything. The response to this has always been "it's more like 700,000 as you can see on our fleet stat"

If that turns out to be bullshit, what the hell numbers are we actually looking at? 500,000? That would put average spend per account at $200 - I'd love to see some average stats for that since I'm sure the vast majority of them will be $30 basic packs.

10% of the SC playerbase providing 80% of the funding doesn't seem unreasonable at this point. If it wasn't for their shady business of selling over priced concept art maybe they would have only raised $20 mil

Well, if they feel that the fleet stat is moreso accurate (according to CIG themselves), then there's no doubt in my mind that you need to divide that number by 2 minimum, but probably 3 by my own estimate, since that winds up the average number of ships that most pledgers fall into eventually.

So okay...maybe not 100,000 like I said earlier, but 250,000-300,000 being the actual number of pledgers right now deffo seems moreso on the money rather than just the 1 mirrion twoops bullshit, that the press notices immediately and probably writes down quickly without fact checking.

1500
Nov 3, 2015

Give me all your crackers

CrazyLoon posted:

Ahahahahahahah....oh man, so even that counter has wound up being a hype machine for the press and is totally unreliable, considering how many of said spergs have more than one ship? Is there any indicator of how many 'backer' accounts are registered on the CIG site at the moment, since that seems to be a much more reliable (though still not perfect) way of measuring how many actual people have bought into this scam by this point? It still wouldn't be entirely accurate, since some buy two or more backer accounts for forums poo poo and since I'm willing to bet they don't remove the refunded and deactivated accounts from the count either, and still count them as their faithful pledgers for the overblown statistics...but still.

EDIT: Ah okay, but then there's another counter called "Star Citizens" which is over a million lol. And I bet that one still counts everyone that got a refund still anyway.

The citizen number counts every account made on the RSI website. CIG have done tons of free promo's, giving people free weeks access and all, so all of those accounts count toward that number. It has been known for a while that the citizen number is meaningless.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Imagine trying to explain reaction mass to these mouth-breathers, they literally think a space rocket accelerates due to traction

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/302729/you-get-what-you-give

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

CrazyLoon posted:

Well, if they feel that the fleet stat is moreso accurate (according to CIG themselves), then there's no doubt in my mind that you need to divide that number by 2 minimum, but probably 3 by my own estimate, since that winds up the average number of ships that most pledgers fall into eventually.

So okay...maybe not 100,000 like I said earlier, but 250,000-300,000 being the actual number of pledgers right now deffo seems moreso on the money rather than just the 1 mirrion twoops bullshit, that the press notices immediately and probably writes down quickly without fact checking.

It would be great if it turns out they've got like 300,000 $45 backers and 20,000 $4000 backers. No loving poo poo they needed a referral system.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6054265/#Comment_6054265

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

It would be great if it turns out they've got like 300,000 $45 backers and 20,000 $4000 backers. No loving poo poo they needed a referral system.

So say this is true - that their pool of people willing to actually buy their poo poo is vanishingly small - does that actually mean they're going to have trouble continuing to fund the game by basically repeatedly selling crap to the same group of people? Or have these people proved that by this point they're all too loving stupid to stop spending money so it will just go on and on?

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
14 yrs for elite lmfao

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


oooooorrrrrrr he's just a piece of poo poo and can't hold a job which would jive with him looking like he lives in a boxcar.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
"Star Citizen only started development Two Weeks ago." Something backers will be unironically saying in two weeks.

aleksendr
May 14, 2014

Google Butt posted:

I, for one, really love to feel like a floating turret in space. It's really my idea of fun.

Same problem than MWO: Online, nother CryEngine product. Many player started calling it "turret simulator : online"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

god drat it

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Turns out the Vanduul are the smartest race in the game.

Why is a spaceship armed with literal hydraulic stabbing implements? :psyboom:

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

A Neurotic Jew posted:

"Star Citizen only started development Two Weeks ago." Something backers will be unironically saying in two weeks.

No you see when sq42 is released them the counter resets and that's when sc begins development

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
It's time!

Around the Verse: Episode 2.10

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/302804/how-big-do-you-think-battles-in-sc-will-be-will-the-be-eve-big-or-not-and-why

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Chalks posted:

So say this is true - that their pool of people willing to actually buy their poo poo is vanishingly small - does that actually mean they're going to have trouble continuing to fund the game by basically repeatedly selling crap to the same group of people? Or have these people proved that by this point they're all too loving stupid to stop spending money so it will just go on and on?

Their whale base probably got a fair bit of cash left, but it would be a definite challenge to their development narrative. "80% of SC funding comes from whale-level spenders" doth no positive press coverage bring.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


where is counterstrike 5v5?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/302736/extreme-crime-and-extreme-punishment

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
So once this all finally collapses, what's Chris going to be doing? Some people were saying that he could use those mocap studios, but Star Citizen is just going to be more proof that you can't give the guy any money or authority without spelling the doom of your project. Is it all just going to be small vanity film projects for Sandi, or is he going to try another video game scam?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Jesus. I'm not sure what's going to collapse first, Star Citizen or Lesnick's skeleton. That dude has one foot in the grave.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Madcosby posted:

they made a space billiards simulator

https://youtu.be/yLtUlRNVMfE?t=22m5s

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Enchanted Hat posted:

So once this all finally collapses, what's Chris going to be doing? Some people were saying that he could use those mocap studios, but Star Citizen is just going to be more proof that you can't give the guy any money or authority without spelling the doom of your project. Is it all just going to be small vanity film projects for Sandi, or is he going to try another video game scam?
The current cultists already ignore Chris' history and twist it into him being the greatest developer in PC gaming history. He could give some half-assed apology about CIG, claim he'll have things such as independent auditing and strict financial oversight this time, and they'll empty their bank accounts to him once again.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

And this clearly isn't enough to stop those dastardly griefers. I think in cases of EXTREME GRIEFING such as attending 890 Jump parties sans invitation CIG should use backer funds to hire professional assassins and terminate these monsters

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Don't ask me how I got this, but there is a cross promotion going on to make SC into a board game for Christmas release... early prototype pre-pre-alpha version. It only has one 13 sided die (final design pending) a pencil, and photos of the rest of the game components, and will ship in two weeks, per my source. MSRP is $399.95

Art subject to change:

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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

ZenMaster posted:

Don't ask me how I got this, but there is a cross promotion going on to make SC into a board game for Christmas release... early prototype pre-pre-alpha version. It only has one 13 sided die (final design pending) a pencil, and photos of the rest of the game components, and will ship in two weeks, per my source. MSRP is $399.95

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I would unironically buy and play this.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

theultimo posted:

14 yrs for elite lmfao
There seems to be a compelling need for Star Citizens to extend Elite's development time while minimizing Star Citizen's.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


This is just pure delusion. Ignore all the netcode issues, ignore all the multicrew bugs- put all that aside. Just dogfighting with a dozen people in AC is a complete clusterfuck. Weapon ranges and turn radii are so tight that you are pretty much guaranteed to run into each other in a fight of more than 3 or 4 people. It's not like EVE where poo poo's slow paced enough that you can take a 15 minute break and not miss any action. It's not even like MMO combat, where you're at enough of a third-part remove from your character that you can get a picture of what's going on. It's a frantic mess. Bumping it up to even 30 or 40 people would be awful. I can't imagine more than that. Now, in a large scale war across multiple zones? Sure. But the second you start slotting people in randomly, that bomber interceptor squad is never going to bump into the bombers and an awful lot of mechanics start to fall apart. Croberts has built a dogfighting game based on the old Wing Commanders that fundamentally cannot work on the scale that people envision.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

I pick E: Zero, because battles would require people turning their PvP slider up, leaving their basement hanger and actively engaging with other people.

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

FrankieGoes posted:

I don't have any children of my own, but I do have a lot of nieces and nephews and I frequently deride the lovely Lego creations that they make. Like "No, Felix. Just stick to the plans Lego gave you. What you're making looks like total garbage and will not be fun to play with at all."

Sometimes they cry a little but deep down I think they appreciate the constructive criticism and I know they'll be better for it in the long run.

That is wrong in my opinion. Your job as an uncle is to totally spoil them and learn them all the bad words and concepts mommy and daddy will get red faces over once the little ones blurt them out in an proper situation.

They want to build a burning Satan robot instead of what the plans say? Enable them!

Favonius
Nov 28, 2014


:five:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

ZenMaster posted:

Don't ask me how I got this, but there is a cross promotion going on to make SC into a board game for Christmas release... early prototype pre-pre-alpha version. It only has one 13 sided die (final design pending) a pencil, and photos of the rest of the game components, and will ship in two weeks, per my source. MSRP is $399.95

Art subject to change:

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(back)


divide that price by 40 and you got a deal sir

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Enchanted Hat posted:

So once this all finally collapses, what's Chris going to be doing? Some people were saying that he could use those mocap studios, but Star Citizen is just going to be more proof that you can't give the guy any money or authority without spelling the doom of your project. Is it all just going to be small vanity film projects for Sandi, or is he going to try another video game scam?

He'll be dead in Hollywood and gaming. Anyone who gave him money after he blew 100 million on something that was (and currently, is) being beaten handily by its main competitor even though it had massive amounts of money, would be ridiculed and mocked. There might be a handful who would give him money again, but I doubt he would have his mocap studios left. If the thing collapses, I don't doubt there will be some investigation into its finances. Its too big for it to just collapse without consequences after only delivering 2.0. SQ 42 needs to at least come out in some fashion.

I still think it might, unless Roberts really is pushing DX12 hard as well as procedural planet generation. Then I doubt it will be.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6055485/#Comment_6055485

If he seems familiar...


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6033809/#Comment_6033809

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

blueberrysmith posted:

Jesus. I'm not sure what's going to collapse first, Star Citizen or Lesnick's skeleton. That dude has one foot in the grave.

hey where the gently caress did you think they were gonna store all that juicy blubber

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Unfunny Poster posted:

So while CIG are collecting the money for doing whatever it is they've done for the past few years, CCP & Oculus just announced Valkyrie is coming bundled with Oculus Rift pre-orders - http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/10/oculus-rift-pre-order-eve-valkyrie/


Also they put out a new gameplay trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amtBUkmHS0w

That's immersion. Conspicuously lacking are 30 second animations of you taking a poo poo or whatever.

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Enchanted Hat posted:

So once this all finally collapses, what's Chris going to be doing?

trading bricks of nutraloaf for cigarettes.

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