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rejutka posted:Thoughts? Go gently caress yourself. That's my thought. e: I'm debating more Clegane PI, but I don't know if this modern, progressive Bad Thread would appreciate such a thing.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Go gently caress yourself. That's my thought. Clegane PI is forever and always. Also, whut's J&M, the M part being I go whut to?
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Dec 11, 2015 04:19
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Kajeesus posted:She was naked and had clearly been asleep for longer than the time a typical adult spends on the John. She could have gone to sleep literally anywhere, varys holds a wet rag of sweet sleep to her mouth as he carries her into tywin's bed, then goes and springs Tyrion. Literally all she did was wake up, say welcome back my lord (out of habit+drugged stupor?), double take, and get choked to death by a chain she might not have even known she was wearing. And yeah tywin's guts were all hosed up from the poison so he'd be on the toilet until question marks. I mean Tywin being a hypocrite is satisfying so yeah it was probably his whorin' water slide tube that shoots out into chatayas. I'm just wondering what, besides the possibly planted habias corpus, proves he hosed Shae.
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Dec 11, 2015 04:23
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Go gently caress yourself. That's my thought. Clegane PI should be next season's True Detective.
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Dec 11, 2015 04:30
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Go gently caress yourself. That's my thought. Clegane PI is always a good idea And like the poster above said, True Detective could be a good angle, or Fargo
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Dec 11, 2015 04:51
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syscall girl posted:Clegane PI is always a good idea “My wood chipper,” he shouted to his squire, and the boy ran it out to him. By then his stallion was back on its feet as well. Gregor Clegane killed the horse with a single throw of such ferocity into the machine. Cheers turned to shrieks in a heartbeat. The stallion went in by its knees, screaming as it died.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:00
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jsoh posted:well tywin wasnt on the john for a typical adult timeframe, because he was poisoned in a manner that prevented him from making GBS threads. I reckon Qyburn capable of performing some sort of turd caesarean if it came to it.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:37
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So where the gently caress is the Meera Reed is a Secret Targaryen bullshit coming from?
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Dec 11, 2015 06:34
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Everybody is a Secret Targaryen.
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Dec 11, 2015 06:40
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Lycus posted:Everybody is a Secret Targaryen. The only secret Targaryen is Sir Pounce. Aerys hosed every cat in that castle.
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Dec 11, 2015 07:13
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I don't care enough to rewatch/reread it, but I remember Tyrion saying something and Tywin being all like what? Oh yeah, the whore. Maybe Tywin said we can go back to the room and talk about this, and Tyrion said no, I just killed Shea in there, and Tywin was like oh yeah, I had a whore in my bed. He didn't seem surprised by it at all.
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Dec 11, 2015 07:25
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Go gently caress yourself. That's my thought. lol
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Dec 11, 2015 08:45
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Krinkle posted:She could have gone to sleep literally anywhere, varys holds a wet rag of sweet sleep to her mouth as he carries her into tywin's bed, then goes and springs Tyrion. Literally all she did was wake up, say welcome back my lord (out of habit+drugged stupor?), double take, and get choked to death by a chain she might not have even known she was wearing. And yeah tywin's guts were all hosed up from the poison so he'd be on the toilet until question marks. The contrived Shakespearean switcheroo is much more plausible.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pretty sure we'll find out about R+L=J&M. Hopefully get to see the Tower of Joy at the same time. we've already seen the Tower of Joy, the cameraman is poo poo though
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Dec 11, 2015 11:39
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Malpais Legate posted:So where the gently caress is the Meera Reed is a Secret Targaryen bullshit coming from? In the TV show her and Jon have the exact same hair.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:43
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I'm just getting my hopes up that it's true since gurm wouldn't be able to let the John Snow reveal be the only thing anymore. Because he is a hack
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Dec 11, 2015 14:38
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Hey show watchers! Jon is actually the son of that guy we mentionned twice five years ago and the sister of that other guy who died five years ago. It is important because
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Dec 11, 2015 14:47
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Tie it into Kelly C and show watchers will care.
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Dec 11, 2015 14:48
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Malpais Legate posted:So where the gently caress is the Meera Reed is a Secret Targaryen bullshit coming from? Boredom and idiots.
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Dec 11, 2015 17:20
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Evil Fluffy posted:Boredom and idiots. I'm definitely the latter.
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Dec 11, 2015 17:28
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can someone explain Cersei's trial to me? If she's been released, why would she return for the trial. It doesnt seem like Westeros has a bail system.
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Dec 11, 2015 17:45
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TommyGun85 posted:can someone explain Cersei's trial to me? She admitted to banging some dudes, but not Jaime. Her punishment for the dudes was the walk. They had an agreement that she would have a trial for the incest.
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Dec 11, 2015 18:47
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She'll stand trial for incest, adultery and regicide. All three are capital offenses in her case.
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Dec 11, 2015 18:53
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Thus leading to trial by combat and the Clegane Bowl. And Sandor is gonna die and I'm gonna be pissed.
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Dec 11, 2015 18:55
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TommyGun85 posted:can someone explain Cersei's trial to me? To actually answer your question, it's because she (in an attempt to play clever politics) allowed the church to arm and now it's massively backfired on her because no-showing just guarantees an army of weaponized religious fanatics carrying her off and doing whatever to her without a trial at all.
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Dec 11, 2015 22:17
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:To actually answer your question, it's because she (in an attempt to play clever politics) allowed the church to arm and now it's massively backfired on her because no-showing just guarantees an army of weaponized religious fanatics carrying her off and doing whatever to her without a trial at all. ya but once shes been released and back in tbe custody of the castle, why would she bother to show up for the trial or go ahead with the combat? Tommen could at that point tell the fanatics to just gently caress off, no? its one thimg if shes held hostage by them, but I just dont see the reasoning for it after shes been released.
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Dec 11, 2015 22:33
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TommyGun85 posted:ya but once shes been released and back in tbe custody of the castle, why would she bother to show up for the trial or go ahead with the combat? The Lannisters' hold on king's landing is pretty tenuous at this point, their coffers are empty, and their armies are severely depleted by the number of battles they've had to engage in. It's not guaranteed that they could actually defend the red keep from an attack by the church, and there's nothing to stop the church from using her refusal to appear as proof that the king is illegitimate and rousing even more people to their cause. I mean, she could very well just refuse to show up, but the one consistent character trait she has is wanting to protect her children to a pathological degree, so if she sees showing up to the trial as the only way to keep Tommen alive and on the throne, she may do it. She could even think she still has some kind of clever plan in her back pocket that will somehow let her "win" the trial. She's not exactly a good decision maker.
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Tommen's grip on the Realm is tenuous at best; he's not going to be able to pardon someone who's a) his mother, b) (allegedly) (falsely?) accused his wife Margaery of the very crimes she is now accused, and c) is in direct defiance of the Seven without a massive riot that the Lannisters cannot reasonably expect to fight off. e:f,b
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Dec 11, 2015 22:45
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AtAt-de-fay posted:He wanted a good girl, but needed the bad pussy. Shimrra Jamaane posted:Man that line is just so hilariously awful. Yeah, it's great. It should be the tagline for like the next season that HBO puts on all their promotional posters and other garbage
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He's dead to me.
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TommyGun85 posted:ya but once shes been released and back in tbe custody of the castle, why would she bother to show up for the trial or go ahead with the combat? Telling an army of fanatics armed and inside your walls to gently caress off when they have the people's support is a great way to get yourself killed. Cersei's a dumbass who basically handed King's Landing to the Westeros Tea Party because she is the idiot her father thought her to be. At this point I could see her trying to resist and Tommen just up and orders her to be taken from the Red Keep and forced to stand trial. Cersei has no reason to no-show though because she has a Frankenstein's Monster as her champion and zero reason to believe it'll lose. Though what'll probably happen is Robert's helmet will get knocked off, showing a headless abomination underneath, and the High Sparrow will go ballistic and send his army to arrest/kill anyone they think was party to that act, including Tommen. Sandor will be the one to knock the helmet from Robert's head, winning the Cleganebowl. 
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Pretty sure robert strong's armor is welded shut. You might stove it in or something but as long as there's a crumpled tin can up there you could shadow of a doubt claim a human head is inside he'll get away with it.
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Or they sent a fake skull. Gregor never actually died and will kill Sandor in the CB, saving Cersei but pissing off the Dornish. I can't even remember what the gently caress Jaime's up to in the books, but he's got to get back to KL in the show for Cersei's death.
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mossyfisk posted:Or they sent a fake skull. Gregor never actually died and will kill Sandor in the CB, saving Cersei but pissing off the Dornish. I can't even remember what the gently caress Jaime's up to in the books, but he's got to get back to KL in the show for Cersei's death. Sandor is almost for sure gonna die but there ain't no faking a Gregor skull. Everything about that dude is proportional
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syscall girl posted:Sandor is almost for sure gonna die but there ain't no faking a Gregor skull. Everything about that dude is proportional im pretty sure he wont. It seems that his story is over, having finally attained peace. I for one would not be excited for Cleganebowl.
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TommyGun85 posted:im pretty sure he wont. It seems that his story is over, having finally attained peace. I for one would not be excited for Cleganebowl. I bet Garm has one episode per season in his contract even if he doesn't write a book. Beloved Sandor is gonna get rekt
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syscall girl posted:Sandor is almost for sure gonna die but there ain't no faking a Gregor skull. Everything about that dude is proportional I'm pretty sure sandor and sansa live happily ever after. :dreamy:
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TommyGun85 posted:ya but once shes been released and back in tbe custody of the castle, why would she bother to show up for the trial or go ahead with the combat? I assumed she was kept in there deliberately by kevin, to keep her on ice while he sorted the kingdom out. I doubt the faith militant or w/e could have done poo poo against the lannister army / gold cloaks, not to mention highgarden which is marching with an army, right?. I don't buy how massive a threat the faith is - I'm not saying they aren't a massive pain in the rear end, but ... yeah..
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kcroy posted:I assumed she was kept in there deliberately by kevin, to keep her on ice while he sorted the kingdom out. I doubt the faith militant or w/e could have done poo poo against the lannister army / gold cloaks, not to mention highgarden which is marching with an army, right?. I don't buy how massive a threat the faith is - I'm not saying they aren't a massive pain in the rear end, but ... yeah.. It's a little more involved politically than that; Tommen has no beef with the faith, at least from a PR perspective he's been playing along nicely from the start, this also applies to Marge and the Tyrrells who've subjected themselves to the faith, the Tyrrells would do everything in their power to prevent conflict between the crown and the faith and they probably have just as much influence over the gold cloaks as Cersei does at this point, probably a lot more. On top of that, open conflict inside the city is not gonna be too great for anyone involved, Cersei could probably hole up inside the Red Keep (even though it has plenty of residents who are Tyrrell loyalists and might not cooperate) but the city itself is swarming with sparrows and members of the Faith Militant, it's not a proper siege situation like it was when Stannis showed up, if the Lannister loyalists choose to hole up in the red keep they are effectively ceding the city to the faith. Cersei just not showing up for the trial (particularly when she has what she believes to be an invincible champion) would be a very bad move.
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