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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I'm so glad I stopped caring about these. It's basically Chris and Sandi's Tender Underbelly brigade. Only Thomas seems to have some balls there now- and he's behind the camera most of the time. -- Highlights of this one. Ben threw down on critics, "dinks", conspiracy theorists-- presumably goons. "You guys suck!" Lando is now complaining to those who've sent him messages saying "You're killing my soul" when he closes down threads...This is therapeutic for them, apparently. Chris showed up to announce 2.0 will go live to everyone later today. Ben is in ecstasy as Chris speaks; Alexis knows her husband's heart truly belongs to another.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:53 |
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holy lol at that picture.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:53 |
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G0RF posted:BEN ON RTV: "The Javelin and Idris will be available during the livestream. There will be a couple available..." Derek was right, they are desperate for money
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:56 |
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MeLKoR posted:I think it's a great troll. Which I suppose is what makes a great troll.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:56 |
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G0RF posted:
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:56 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I'm so glad I stopped caring about these. Is that why you're still watching intently
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 20:59 |
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This thread's hard to keep up with; who's Karl and why should he gently caress off?
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:00 |
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Kakarot posted:Is that why you're still watching intently Indeed, it is the only way to watch it now.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:02 |
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But seriously, someone give an award to whomever sewed on those shirt buttons, they're doing god's work
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:02 |
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Wintermutant posted:This thread's hard to keep up with; who's Karl and why should he gently caress off? He fucks with urkle and we don't like that much
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:03 |
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Wintermutant posted:This thread's hard to keep up with; who's Karl and why should he gently caress off? you're karl
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:03 |
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Describing how he was once a baseball mascot named "Oliver Trash" who had to walk around the stadium with a garbage bag is peak Huckaby. I almost died.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:04 |
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I guarantee he was never hired and just started showing up one day doing this lmao.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:07 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Describing how he was once a baseball mascot named "Oliver Trash" who had to walk around the stadium with a garbage bag is peak Huckaby. I almost died.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:08 |
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Wow, this was cringeworthy.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:10 |
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if anyone would like to learn more about Huckaby's previous professional endeavors, here's an article: quote:Part of the intrigue of Mr. Trash is the uncertainty over exactly what he's supposed to be or do. His official biography says he's an usher. But what usher wears a tuxedo with a Waste Management logo on the back? Or dances madly past home plate to the beat of OutKast's "The Way You Move"? I can't fukin breathe.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:14 |
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G0RF posted:Ben is in ecstasy as Chris speaks; Alexis knows her husband's heart truly belongs to another. I liked how they threw out PR bombshells with the discussion about the new "we don't give a poo poo about your ship criticism" forums and then proceeded to instantly change the mood by bringing Christ Roberts out to pacify the masses. Well played CIG, well played.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:21 |
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Oh, I thought he was a writer
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:22 |
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a job is a job and you do whatever you have to do to stay fed, but it's all just so perfectly "Jared".
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:24 |
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G0RF posted:
This picture with your caption provided me many laughs
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:26 |
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G0RF posted:It's truly agonizing to watch-- especially with Alexis, Ben, Lando and Justin as hosts. 30 minutes of "here's what's up in MY life" chatter, 5 minutes of "we can't give you dates guys", 10 minutes of Wing Commander chat and a few questions answered. God this poo poo is incredibly hard to watch. My hats off to you for sitting through it, I couldn't manage more then ten minutes.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:26 |
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G0RF posted:Plus, there are dozens if not hundreds of people on the record on Reddit claiming they were making additional ship purchases just to spite Derek Smart / The Escapist. It's entirely possible that more people were motivated to double down on dumb by spending more than actually sought refunds. Yes. There is that.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:37 |
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ShredsYouSay posted:I don't think that's a diet coke... It's a Coke Zero. Because yeah sure, drinking a Coke Zero instead of a regular Coke is gonna help him lose weight.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:37 |
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Physics chat should be directed at finding out how those buttons are still holding his shirt closed.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:37 |
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Romes128 posted:Physics chat should be directed at finding out how those buttons are still holding his shirt closed. Using real physics or SC Physics™?
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:39 |
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G0RF posted:Plus, there are dozens if not hundreds of people on the record on Reddit claiming they were making additional ship purchases just to spite Derek Smart / The Escapist. It's entirely possible that more people were motivated to double down on dumb by spending more than actually sought refunds. What if Derek Smart and the Escapist article were both plants to make people spend more money on SC?
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:39 |
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Sarsapariller posted:
No fly; you can QD back
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:39 |
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A picture tells a thousand pounds.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:40 |
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And the exodus at the Austin studio that's definitely not closing, down-sizing or relocating, continues. This time, two lead engineers. There are others who have yet to update LinkedIn. https://www.linkedin.com/in/thewrightjames https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephholley Remember when I said more departures were coming? More are coming. Jan 2016 is going to be fun.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:41 |
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Kakarot posted:Derek was right, they are desperate for money I dunno about desperate, they have always been money whores and people already know that 'never go on sale again' is crap (unless they are loving retarded. But with a community as stupid and delusional as SC, I don't doubt anything). It just seems like easy money for the only people that tune into this garbage seriously, devoted whales.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:44 |
lol
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:44 |
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Kakarot posted:Derek was right, they are desperate for money Yeah, Idris M & Scythe can't be sold again, people would flip the gently caress out as it's the only promise they've actually kept since kickstarter (promise kept assuming you ignore the secret wait list). Apart from those, the 890 Jump is therefore the only ship they could have sold in Nov/Dec 2015 that they so far haven't.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:45 |
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G0RF posted:It's truly agonizing to watch-- especially with Alexis, Ben, Lando and Justin as hosts. 30 minutes of "here's what's up in MY life" chatter, 5 minutes of "we can't give you dates guys", 10 minutes of Wing Commander chat and a few questions answered. Man, The Last Supper COSplays are getting weirder and weirder.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:46 |
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please refrain from discussing coke while mr smart is present
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:48 |
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Lime Tonics posted:Man, The Last Supper COSplays are getting weirder and weirder. Lol if you think they'll ever have a last supper
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:48 |
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Ragequit posted:A picture tells a thousand pounds. And the rest.
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:50 |
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Alternate captions "Today on QVC, we have a surplus of Chins. No, not the asian guy in the back Sandi, you racist bitch." "Lesnick's wife could only look on in envy as Ben evacuated himself for the first time while sitting on his in-studio $2,000 Restoration Hardware porta-potty"
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:54 |
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Xaerael posted:Alternate captions
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# ? Dec 11, 2015 21:56 |
Didn't they make a big post in September about how they are restructuring and canning a bunch of people, but giving them till the end of the year or whatever? Is "People are leaving Austin" really news any more?
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/303142/anyone-who-gets-a-refund-on-their-pledge#latest
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