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Atheist Sunglasses
Jul 26, 2003

All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Crash74 posted:

What a close shave

Its a pretty hairy situation.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/303037/fears-of-mob-censorship-via-heckler-s-veto/p1



https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/302983/let-s-talk-about-spaceships

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

The servers already degrade about 5 minutes after coming online as it is with a small population. Everything lags, low FPS, weird loving bugs. No idea why they think it's a good idea for everybody to witness this

I don't know what you are talking about, I've tried it earlier today and it was fine. I logged in, moved to my ship at 10FPS and crashed the moment I was seated. Working as intended.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Haha holky gently caress.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Iglocska posted:

I don't know what you are talking about, I've tried it earlier today and it was fine. I logged in, moved to my ship at 10FPS and crashed the moment I was seated. Working as intended.
Don't worry. It's a known issue. Everything is normal.

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Its a pretty hairy situation.

that's just a hair too long

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
I know I've said this before, and I know I shouldn't expect highbrow references from these insufferable nerds, but all these loving Hitchhiker's Guide references are so painfully embarrassing.
  • Foundry 42
  • Squadron 42
  • Gemini 42
  • The $42M stretch goal included towels for the backers
  • I saw a destination in a PTU video named 'Cry-Astro Service 042'
I haven't been paying as close attention to the project as others ITT - have I missed any?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Ag Bengip posted:

I know I've said this before, and I know I shouldn't expect highbrow references from these insufferable nerds, but all these loving Hitchhiker's Guide references are so painfully embarrassing.
  • Foundry 42
  • Squadron 42
  • Gemini 42
  • The $42M stretch goal included towels for the backers
  • I saw a destination in a PTU video named 'Cry-Astro Service 042'
I haven't been paying as close attention to the project as others ITT - have I missed any?

The game won't be released for two weeks.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/5885438/#Comment_5885438

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Looks like they forgot to perma ban me and probation is up.
I'm going to go and apologise to the guys for my past 'tude 'bout the 'verse

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Decrepus posted:

The game won't be released for two weeks.

:pusheen:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I get motion sickness watching Star Citizen. Is it supposed to constantly shake like that?

If no, then lol. If yes, then lmao barf.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

G0RF posted:

Reddit: Mouse pad smell

It's tetrachloroethylene. (Ancient Chinese secret!)

But don't worry-- the smell fades quickly once the toxins do enough damage to your brain's olfactory processing.


Wait, I clicked that link and...

quote:

Over the past couple of years, di-isononyl phthalate (DiNP) has been used as a replacement plasticizer for DEHP due to the hormone-disruption effects of DEHP. But a 2014 study of 196 boys from Sweden’s Karlstad University has found that DiNP also appears to significantly disrupt male androgenic hormones – as measured by anogenital distance (the distance measured from the genitals to the anus).

Sweden, why are you measuring schoolboy taints?

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Omi-Polari posted:

I get motion sickness watching Star Citizen. Is it supposed to constantly shake like that?

If no, then lol. If yes, then lmao barf.

Sorry friend but it looks you will get left behind when humanity makes the next great leap into the verse

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
Don't worry. It's a known issue. Everything is normal.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i do not like that weird nonsense

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Shame that this game's never going to come out, because it would be the easiest loving thing to grief.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/303257/an-apology-to-the-community

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Just think, what with all the strange bugs and glitches now, how much more complicated/worse it will be once the stewardess sim is implemented.

"Bug 24521: pouring drinks sometimes results in player teleporting to origin position (center of system's star)"

Apparently 2.0 is now live, btw.

Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Dec 12, 2015

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

woah two people already forgave you! :3:

btw now that Alpha 2.0 is live will you do a let's play? I think it will be informative to the SA community, etc.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Midnight Voyager posted:

Wait, I clicked that link and...


Sweden, why are you measuring schoolboy taints?

Because someone has to, and the only other source for that information is being muzzled by the Vatican. :colbert:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

A Neurotic Jew posted:

woah two people already forgave you! :3:

btw now that Alpha 2.0 is live will you do a let's play? I think it will be informative to the SA community, etc.

Say what you want about the Star Citizen community but when it comes down to it they got your fuckin back in a crisis

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
2.0 is now live.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

2.0 is now live.

Fffffuuuuuuuckk
In your FACE refund getters :smug:
TO THE UNIVERSE!

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Right after I redownload the whole game as a patch :negative:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Ag Bengip posted:

I know I've said this before, and I know I shouldn't expect highbrow references from these insufferable nerds, but all these loving Hitchhiker's Guide references are so painfully embarrassing.
  • Foundry 42
  • Squadron 42
  • Gemini 42
  • The $42M stretch goal included towels for the backers
  • I saw a destination in a PTU video named 'Cry-Astro Service 042'
I haven't been paying as close attention to the project as others ITT - have I missed any?

Shitizens have ruined The Hitchhikers Guide for me.

Toysrme
Nov 22, 2015
So I got a 30-day ban and a "final warning" from their website for:
1) following their own rules
2) comments made here that "incite a riot against their moderation staff"
3) showing a "got banned message" in public. excuse me? there are no rules or contract telling me I could not.


Toysrme fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Dec 12, 2015

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Justin Tyme posted:

Just think, what with all the strange bugs and glitches now, how much more complicated/worse it will be once the stewardess sim is implemented.

"Bug 24521: pouring drinks sometimes results in player teleporting to origin position (center of system's star)"
"Bug 51564: the 'tip fedora' emote is causing female NPCs to activate their rape alarms. We're having trouble tracking this one down, every time we think we've squashed itm it just pops back up again. Sorry guys."
"Bug 52322: [BLOCKER] Negging is not working properly on stewardess AI."

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Someone probate this table breaking CAD!!!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i wish i understood wtf he was trying to say with that huge chopped image

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
a good post would have been:

lol got banned for some dumb reason. :link to the thread:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Toysrme posted:

So I got a 30-day ban and a "final warning" from their website for:
1) following their own rules
2) comments made here that "incite a riot against their moderation staff"
3) showing a "got banned message" in public. excuse me? there are no rules or contract telling me I could not.




use [timg] stupid

also your story is boring

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Nation posted:

i wish i understood wtf he was trying to say with that huge chopped image

The only thing I gleaned from it is there is a top 10 of star citizen players?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
next time im'a break your tables duder

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Ben has the worst table manners, he never passes anything.

I object!

He passes enough wind to kick start El Niño every year.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

They are going full :commissar:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Incombibulator posted:

I object!

He passes enough wind to kick start El Niño every year.

Little known fact: Ben's metabolism was the inspiration for the "fart theorem"

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


A physically repulsive 40 year old didn't like my post.

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Decrepus posted:

A physically repulsive 40 year old didn't like my post.

But I like all your posts :confused:

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