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Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Phanatic posted:

Besides, smartphone cameras these days are perfectly okay if there's enough light and infinite DOF doesn't matter for the shot. You can take perfectly good photographs with a smartphone camera.

Yes, there are good photographs you *can't* take with a smartphone camera, too. But there are even more good photographs you can't take if you don't have a camera on you.

Yeah, don't blame the tool, blame the user.
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Slanderer
May 6, 2007

KozmoNaut posted:

Samsung tried that, and it was a complete failure.



Although to be fair, that's more like a camera with a smartphone built in, than a smartphone with a zoom lens.

Sony makes a line of camera modules that attach to your smartphone. They basically removed all of the UI components from one of their cameras so that you can connect to it from your phone via wifi direct and use that as the UI instead (their current camera lines can do this anyway, for remote shooting). They have multiple models, some with build-in lens and others with interchangeable lenses.




http://www.sony.net/Products/di/en-gb/products/cm32/index.html

http://www.sony.net/Products/di/en-gb/products/e9x8/index.html

It's a super cool idea, but they are limited by the constraints of needing to rely on your phone and also on wifi. The images can be comparable to entry and mid-range sony cameras (I think), but you are severely constrained by the system.

Deedle
Oct 17, 2011
before you ask, yes I did inform the DMV of my condition and medication, and I passed the medical and psychological evaluation when I got my license. I've passed them every time I have gone to renew my license.

Krispy Kareem posted:

I guess it takes too much space and Windows Lumia phones have demonstrated that camera optics rank pretty far down on people's smartphone desires.
Oddly enough the Nokia Lumia 1020 had an amazing camera, as did the PureView 8xx and 9xx models.

Though the 1020 was very much a good camera with a mediocre phone attached to it.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

KozmoNaut posted:

Samsung tried that, and it was a complete failure.



I remember looking into this at one point, but back then it didn't have a phone antenna. I guess Samsung must have released a second model that actually works as a phone.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


KozmoNaut posted:

Samsung tried that, and it was a complete failure.



Although to be fair, that's more like a camera with a smartphone built in, than a smartphone with a zoom lens.

I actually use the Samsung Galaxy S4 Zoom as my daily phone. Great battery that's swappable and a drat fine point and shoot camera with 10x optical zoom. It even has tripod mount threading!

Granted you don't wanna try putting it in your pocket, and even the Samsung Reps at work laugh at me for buying it on a drunken ebay shopping spree.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

I remember looking into this at one point, but back then it didn't have a phone antenna. I guess Samsung must have released a second model that actually works as a phone.

They did. A year or so ago there was the Samsung Galaxy K Zoom, which was more or less the same thing, but in a slimmer form. I don't think it did any better than the first one.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I'm looking forward to the advances in light-field technology replacing standard photography methods; I've been thinking about trying one of these and seeing what kind of stuff I can do after not loving with SLR's for 10 years.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

They did. A year or so ago there was the Samsung Galaxy K Zoom, which was more or less the same thing, but in a slimmer form. I don't think it did any better than the first one.

On the newest version they upgraded the camera....and removed 3g/4g capability.

Fuckin dumb.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wasabi the J posted:

I'm looking forward to the advances in light-field technology replacing standard photography methods; I've been thinking about trying one of these and seeing what kind of stuff I can do after not loving with SLR's for 10 years.

I thought that was going to be a link to Lytro's original Light-field camera or the Illum. I had the first one (lent to a co-worker and never bothered to get it back).

If you wanna screw around with LF you can do it a 'hacky' way with your regular DSLR:

http://www.heliconsoft.com/heliconfocus.html

It's done by either taking a number of photos at different focal planes then processing, or another way to was to set the camera to record video and then twist the focus ring all the way, then process in software.

JiimyPopAli
Oct 5, 2009

Humphreys posted:

It's done by either taking a number of photos at different focal planes then processing, or another way to was to set the camera to record video and then twist the focus ring all the way, then process in software.

A friend of mine is a photographer and we were talking about photographing insects the other day. He told me that when you see high-quality pics of insects it's actually a few different images rolled into one since the focal length can change for different parts of an insect since they're so small.

And then he showed me how Photoshop has essentially automated the process of merging the pictures into one photo.

I never thought about it before, but it makes total sense.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
So I just got a HOMO FLUX - It's a device for electrocuting each other in the name of medicine.

I've bought it as a gift for someone, fuckin odd thing it is.







I found a bit of info here:

http://www.nickandmorphia.com/

Apparently they are popular these days with pain fetishists, which I didn't know prior to buying it ha ha

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

peter gabriel posted:

So I just got a HOMO FLUX - It's a device for electrocuting each other in the name of medicine.

I've bought it as a gift for someone, fuckin odd thing it is.







I found a bit of info here:

http://www.nickandmorphia.com/

Apparently they are popular these days with pain fetishists, which I didn't know prior to buying it ha ha

I was about to say, that's a sex toy, straight up.

robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner
mods, please change my name to HOMO FLUX

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Zaphod42 posted:

I was about to say, that's a sex toy, straight up.

Yep. My friend who used to be a Dominatrix has one, and they were really popular with her female clients. Sex toys are nether obsolete nor failed.

Were PDAs ever popular? I remember working for HP in the early 2000s and they heavily pushed their line, but as far as I can tell, no one ever bought them. From the conversations I had, people basically were wanting what would become the smart phone. Which is probably why the Blackberry was such a massive success out of the gate, even if they're nearly out of business now.

Is there any tech right now anyone thinks that may be seen and failed/obsolete in the near future? The only thing I can think of is controllerless motion controls. The fact Xbone sales went up when it was sold without Kinect implies that people don't want it. Even controller based ones I feel are going to be relegated to specific types of games, and not being the main way games are controlled in the future.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I had a palm pilot and I thought it was pretty drat cool, I knew it would be the way of the future to have handheld computers. And now everybody has smartphones which are pretty drat similar, so you could say they got popular! :cheeky:

They never really took on, but they were at least well known and popular enough that they popped up in popular culture. Like I'm pretty sure The Simpsons made fun of the hand-writing recognition in PDAs, I think specifically Apple's. So they must have been selling a bit. And I remember lots of them in stores.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

twistedmentat posted:

Yep. My friend who used to be a Dominatrix has one, and they were really popular with her female clients. Sex toys are nether obsolete nor failed.

Were PDAs ever popular? I remember working for HP in the early 2000s and they heavily pushed their line, but as far as I can tell, no one ever bought them. From the conversations I had, people basically were wanting what would become the smart phone. Which is probably why the Blackberry was such a massive success out of the gate, even if they're nearly out of business now.

Is there any tech right now anyone thinks that may be seen and failed/obsolete in the near future? The only thing I can think of is controllerless motion controls. The fact Xbone sales went up when it was sold without Kinect implies that people don't want it. Even controller based ones I feel are going to be relegated to specific types of games, and not being the main way games are controlled in the future.

I knew at least one person with a HP Jordana and a bunch of us had Palms or Sony Palms. It wasn't a huge market, but it didn't have to be back then.

As for the next obsolete tech, anything you control with your voice. We don't even like talking on our phones. Why the gently caress would we want to talk to them.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Zaphod42 posted:

I had a palm pilot and I thought it was pretty drat cool, I knew it would be the way of the future to have handheld computers. And now everybody has smartphones which are pretty drat similar, so you could say they got popular! :cheeky:

They never really took on, but they were at least well known and popular enough that they popped up in popular culture. Like I'm pretty sure The Simpsons made fun of the hand-writing recognition in PDAs, I think specifically Apple's. So they must have been selling a bit. And I remember lots of them in stores.

Palm Pilots were pretty drat popular, probably peaking with the III (post US Robotics Pilot). They adapted it for the Visor phone, but they got complacent and then Compaq came along and ate their lunch with the iPaq. They stayed fairly popular despite the Blackberry, until the iPhone came out and doomed PDAs.

The Simpsons reference was from the Newton MessagePad's notoriously (and hilariously) terrible handwriting recognition. Palm's Graffiti input, by contrast, was fast and accurate. In fact when I first started using a stylus with the iPad, I had to unlearn all the Graffiti shorthand I had retained.

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Zaphod42 posted:

I had a palm pilot and I thought it was pretty drat cool, I knew it would be the way of the future to have handheld computers. And now everybody has smartphones which are pretty drat similar, so you could say they got popular! :cheeky:

They never really took on, but they were at least well known and popular enough that they popped up in popular culture. Like I'm pretty sure The Simpsons made fun of the hand-writing recognition in PDAs, I think specifically Apple's. So they must have been selling a bit. And I remember lots of them in stores.

The Newton, one of the first PDA's

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Zaphod42 posted:

They never really took on, but they were at least well known and popular enough that they popped up in popular culture. Like I'm pretty sure The Simpsons made fun of the hand-writing recognition in PDAs, I think specifically Apple's. So they must have been selling a bit. And I remember lots of them in stores.
In what universe did the Palm Pilot not take off? The first Pilot was sold in late '96, and by '99 their revenue was around a billion dollars a year (according to the filings for their IPO). They cratered just a couple years later, but for a few years in the late '90s they were definitely the poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SubG posted:

In what universe did the Palm Pilot not take off? The first Pilot was sold in late '96, and by '99 their revenue was around a billion dollars a year (according to the filings for their IPO). They cratered just a couple years later, but for a few years in the late '90s they were definitely the poo poo.

I used to love anything and everything PDA related. When I got out of school they were in their infancy and through various jobs that had me on the road a lot I loved the idea of using a small computer to do all my meetings etc then sync to my laptop later. I don't know why, but it was the 'must have gadget' for the few years they were still monochrome. The Palms, the HPs and there was another brand I cannot remember now.

Also there was a magazine dedicated to 'mobile technology' here called Roadwarrior. I subscribed and might have a few laying around in boxes after all these years. If I find one I will post scans.

Now here I sit with maybe 3 different tablets I barely use, and when I want to - they have flat batteries.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Humphreys posted:

The Palms, the HPs and there was another brand I cannot remember now.

Handspring?

At the time, I wanted a Toshiba libretto.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


moller posted:

Handspring?

That's the one!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Humphreys posted:

That's the one!

I miss my Platinum. I had a mad set of carts for it, and even a cable to plug it into my Spring flip phone for styling 14.4 internet access on the go! (This was better than a decade ago, mind you.) It also came in handy for reading in bed with a wife that worked morning while I worked nights.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

moller posted:

Handspring?

At the time, I wanted a Toshiba libretto.

I posted a Toshiba libretto in this thread a few months ago.

I found it in a closet, no idea how I ended up with it. What I have my thumb on is the mouse nipple. My index and ring finger are on the left/right mouse buttons which are on the back of the screen.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

duffmensch posted:

The Newton, one of the first PDA's



How this joke is still not in Siri is beyond me, seems like a day one priority.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm looking forward to the advances in light-field technology replacing standard photography methods; I've been thinking about trying one of these and seeing what kind of stuff I can do after not loving with SLR's for 10 years.

Humphreys posted:

I thought that was going to be a link to Lytro's original Light-field camera or the Illum. I had the first one (lent to a co-worker and never bothered to get it back).

If you wanna screw around with LF you can do it a 'hacky' way with your regular DSLR:

http://www.heliconsoft.com/heliconfocus.html

It's done by either taking a number of photos at different focal planes then processing, or another way to was to set the camera to record video and then twist the focus ring all the way, then process in software.

If you want to know way too much about lightfields watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raw-VVmaXbg

It does a pretty good job of explaining what they are, how they work, and how to record/render them. The other videos from that conference are also good. With the imminent arrival of consumer VR lightfield imaging (both photographed and 3D-rendered) is going to blow up.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I still remember marveling at my coworkers Palm Pilot because it had mobile internet. "You mean you don't have to plug it in to something for email?"

That reminds me of the terrible wireless options we had at the turn of the century. I paid $100 for a 900mhz wireless transmitter and receiver that moved data at dial-up speeds, but only if you were no more than 10 feet apart. I think it connected to your computer via parallel ports. I don't know if I've ever bought a more useless piece of technology.

nocal
Mar 7, 2007

Krispy Kareem posted:

That reminds me of the terrible wireless options we had at the turn of the century.

Wi-Max

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gobbeldygook posted:

I posted a Toshiba libretto in this thread a few months ago.

I found it in a closet, no idea how I ended up with it. What I have my thumb on is the mouse nipple. My index and ring finger are on the left/right mouse buttons which are on the back of the screen.

Screw nipples/trackpads! It was all about these on some Toshibas:



Attached like this:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Humphreys posted:

Screw nipples/trackpads! It was all about these on some Toshibas:



Attached like this:



I have the version of this that has a giant cord folded up into the side of it and has a teal trackball. It' goes with my "laptop" that I think I've mentioned in this thread before. The laptop is the size of a large briefcase, weighs ~18 pounds and runs DOS/3.1 natively. Mostly I use it for playing old DOS games like the DOS version of HeroQuest.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Gobbeldygook posted:

I posted a Toshiba libretto in this thread a few months ago.

I found it in a closet, no idea how I ended up with it. What I have my thumb on is the mouse nipple. My index and ring finger are on the left/right mouse buttons which are on the back of the screen.

Now there's a technology we can all be glad is burning in hell - the clitmouse. They weren't just awkward to use, they were physically painful.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

A friend of mine loves the clit mouse and laments that only Thinkpads still have them. I don't understand him.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Wi-Max and LTE were pretty comparable feature and capability wise when they came out.

But most people's only experience with we wi-max was on Sprint's implementation which was ham strung in a lot of ways.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Collateral Damage posted:

A friend of mine loves the clit mouse and laments that only Thinkpads still have them. I don't understand him.

Trackpoint is the poo poo compared to just about any non-apple trackpad :colbert:. It isn't suprising why they were so popular: early trackpads were godawful glitchy inaccurate monstrosities with bad palm rejection, integrated trackballs got gunked up constantly, and d-pad style mice were slow and tough to use because they only ever moved in one of 8 directions. Now they are still nice because you can use trackpoint with a gloved or sweaty hand which is very useful in the lab or in the field. For graphics it is worthless but for excel/word it is very nice because you don't have to re-position your hands off the keyboard to use it. It isn't just thinkpads though, a lot of mobile workstation notebooks (from Dell and HP at least) still have them too.

Speaking of business does anyone remember these?



The rolodex! turning the knob would let you spin through all the cards quickly to get to the letter you wanted and you could flip through the last couple cards by hand. Pretty darn useful for people with lots of business contacts. But so low tech, surely we can do better...



The Eletrodex! An electronic replacement for a traditional Rolodex with a jaw-dropping 64KB of memory! The large knob looking bits on the sides were there to let you flip through the cards just like an old physical Rolodex. And the large reddish area with white circle is quite the high-tech feature: an IR port to send your contacts to your...



Pocket Electrodex! All your contacts on the go!

The instructional video is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N12_OjJoI

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Shifty Pony posted:

Speaking of business does anyone remember these?



The 80s show Moonlighting had an entire episode based on one of these.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Collateral Damage posted:

A friend of mine loves the clit mouse and laments that only Thinkpads still have them. I don't understand him.

I like mine, but most of them come with the sensitivity set far too low - I think I have mine at the second-highest. At those levels you can actually fling it around with little effort.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Shifty Pony posted:

Speaking of business does anyone remember these?



The rolodex! turning the knob would let you spin through all the cards quickly to get to the letter you wanted and you could flip through the last couple cards by hand. Pretty darn useful for people with lots of business contacts. But so low tech, surely we can do better...

I remember someone who was really smug about using a rolodex years and years ago. And she was right she could look up a number pretty quick. But that smugness was checked when her bosses got iPhones and wanted all the contacts themselves. So she had to add hundreds of numbers and contact info into her computer anyway. And she couldn't have anyone else (i.e. interns) do it because it was a record production company and there were some serious names in that rolodex. (Please ignore the fact that those numbers were out in the open for anyone to read or just take the rolodex itself.)

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Shifty Pony posted:



Pocket Electrodex! All your contacts on the go!




I got a similar one with a weird concept. It's a PCMCIA card that you need to shove into a laptop to sync the contacts.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Krispy Kareem posted:

As for the next obsolete tech, anything you control with your voice. We don't even like talking on our phones. Why the gently caress would we want to talk to them.
Because you're not supposed to take your hands off the steering wheel to fiddle with your playlist or search for a nearby drive-in.

I ride the bus, so I never use voice commands either, but I can see the point.

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Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Shifty Pony posted:

Trackpoint is the poo poo compared to just about any non-apple trackpad :colbert:. It isn't suprising why they were so popular: early trackpads were godawful glitchy inaccurate monstrosities with bad palm rejection, integrated trackballs got gunked up constantly, and d-pad style mice were slow and tough to use because they only ever moved in one of 8 directions. Now they are still nice because you can use trackpoint with a gloved or sweaty hand which is very useful in the lab or in the field. For graphics it is worthless but for excel/word it is very nice because you don't have to re-position your hands off the keyboard to use it. It isn't just thinkpads though, a lot of mobile workstation notebooks (from Dell and HP at least) still have them too.

Speaking of business does anyone remember these?



The rolodex! turning the knob would let you spin through all the cards quickly to get to the letter you wanted and you could flip through the last couple cards by hand. Pretty darn useful for people with lots of business contacts. But so low tech, surely we can do better...

I recently started drilling at an armory that I hadn't drilled it in about 5 years. When I was getting re-oriented, I was asked to update my contact information, which was still written down on a card I had filled out 8 years ago in the Rolodex they had on hand. So there is something to be said for the permanency of paper.

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