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Package 2 of 2 (including the XXL urethral sound) shipped, along with a brief explanatory note.
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Dec 11, 2015 20:19
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It's in Canada! Hopefully it won't be too much longer. 
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Dec 11, 2015 22:39
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Mine is shipping Monday, but in the meantime I received THIS: 3D printed Volkswagens and sharks! A Volkswagen hazard switch! Other various electronic parts, including a big fuse! Googly eyes! And Vampliers! Most curiously, there is a key. What does the key go to? What does it open? It is a mystery! Thank you, Santa, whoever you are! And you need to tell me in this thread right now who you are, since you included no note or anything.
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Dec 12, 2015 07:51
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I was kind of hoping you ripped open the box and googly eyes flew everywhere like redneck diamonds and you were forever finding them. The hazard switch is from my beetle. It was worn out by the previous owner, for obvious reasons. Nite ize clips are always useful. I have a box of them, grabbed a few. Magnets are fun. Vampliers are my favorite tool, after the vice grip crescent wrench. Everybody needs a pair. The key goes to a storage shed in Lewiston, Idaho. Find the shed, and the contents are yours. Tip: the storage company's name does not start with S or W. Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Dec 12, 2015 08:23
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Geirskogul posted:The key goes to a storage shed in Lewiston, Idaho. Find the shed, and the contents are yours. Tip: the storage company's name does not start with S or W. Fantastic. Are the overdue storage fees his also? 
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Dec 12, 2015 11:19
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Does the storage facility still exist is more appropriate 
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Geirskogul posted:I was kind of hoping you ripped open the box and googly eyes flew everywhere like redneck diamonds and you were forever finding them. I will always see the googly eyes like diamonds, like the diamonds in your own eyes, Geirskogul.  It's all pretty great, really. And I might take you up on your challenge next time I'm in Idaho....
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Dec 12, 2015 18:36
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Wooooo, my office told me a package is waiting for me when I get back on Weds.
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Dec 12, 2015 19:15
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blk posted:Wooooo, my office told me a package is waiting for me when I get back on Weds. Finally things go according to plan for you. Good to hear.
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Dec 12, 2015 20:03
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Dear Santa, Turns out I'm going to be out of town from the 20th to the 27th. Just want to let you know.
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Dec 12, 2015 21:06
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If you guys email me anything other than shipping info, PM me or drop a line here. I only check at intervals after the big mail out and compile shipping data in lumps, so I may not get to your email for a couple days.
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Dec 12, 2015 21:30
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ilkhan posted:Sounds like a learning tool for your wife. I am! In other news, Santee presents purchased. Now I just have to get it packaged up and to UPS on Monday!
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Dec 12, 2015 23:38
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All of my Santee presents have arrived, I need to take a pass through the junk bin and fill it with fun poo poo before I send it off this upcoming week.Geirskogul posted:Vampliers are my favorite tool, after the vice grip crescent wrench. Everybody needs a pair. Vampliers are super awesome tools. I have a set of Engineer PZ-58s, myself.
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Dec 13, 2015 06:28
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Just a heads up for my Santa, I'm out of town the 19th-27th. If you're shipping anything that can't sit in the shed for a week. If it's going to be an issue PM Sockington and I can give him an alternate address.
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Dec 13, 2015 15:08
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Packages are sent!
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Dec 13, 2015 22:27
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I'm a bit of a poo poo santa, been so sidetracked trying to get a new car before xmas. But I will have things in a box off to you tomorrow.
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Dec 14, 2015 10:00
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Same here, I've been sidetracked by a bunch of stuff, but I hope to have the package sent today.
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Dec 14, 2015 10:24
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Everything's here and ready, I'll box up tonight. No broken poo poo sorry Santee, I've nothing light and postage will probably blow the budget as it is.
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Dec 14, 2015 12:58
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Cakefool posted:Everything's here and ready, I'll box up tonight. No broken poo poo sorry Santee, I've nothing light and postage will probably blow the budget as it is. poo poo I forgot about broken poo poo. My stuff is in the car ready to ship but I'll swing by the house and add some broken crap to the box. Package will go out this afternoon. edit: box-o-poo poo shipped Monday afternoon NitroSpazzz fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Dec 14, 2015 14:05
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Headed across the Pond today, Santee!
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Dec 14, 2015 14:13
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Santee your stuff is packed up and awesome. The one heavy thing is gonna kill shipping but I think you will love it. My wife is shipping the package while I'm at work today so you will see it soon!
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Dec 14, 2015 14:49
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Cakefool posted:Everything's here and ready, I'll box up tonight. No broken poo poo sorry Santee, I've nothing light and postage will probably blow the budget as it is. Anyway, speaking of which, package has been taken to the Post Office and the staff have had WITNESS yelled at them. It's on its way, Santee!
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Dec 14, 2015 18:20
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Yeah, if postage counted I would have ended sending my santee an e-card. Pretty envious of the state's with their flat rate boxes and such. Hell, it was cheaper sending a heavy rear diff in a huge box down to Florida from ND than it was shipping just a few provinces over.
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Dec 14, 2015 18:33
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Package sent!
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Dec 14, 2015 18:36
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SWEET! Amazon just delivered the final thing I was waiting for. This evening when I get home, time to tart up the inside then send out for what!
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Dec 14, 2015 18:49
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Package sent. Sock when I get home from work I will pm the tracking number. Edit. Just entered tracking number and it will be there the 17th. Allegedly clam ache fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Dec 14, 2015 20:05
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Sent my package out a week ago. How the gently caress did it only make it a 3 hour drive in that time. Get your poo poo together Canada post.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:58
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kastein posted:I still can't figure out what that is, aside from possibly a very uncomfortable looking buttplug. "Tomorrow" didn't happen, but today did. Box-o-crap-and-only-a-few-angry-hornets sent. UPS alleges it will be delivered, only slightly shaken and somewhat trampled, by end of day Wednesday.
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Dec 15, 2015 01:29
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kastein posted:"Tomorrow" didn't happen, but today did. Box-o-crap-and-only-a-few-angry-hornets sent. UPS alleges it will be delivered, only slightly shaken and somewhat trampled, by end of day Wednesday. USPS said the same thing about an order I had coming in from Georgia, to Phoenix. yeah... 
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Dec 15, 2015 01:38
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Sent mine out today. Should arrive by next monday.
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Dec 15, 2015 01:53
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I am a bad santa who hasn't shipped anything yet. This week though for sure. Got my gift today, and  . Behold!Everything I could want in a box:  Not seen: Hand drawn Nurburgring.  OOOH GOODIES!  This had me lolin', yet scares me a bit. Looking forward to some tasty hot sauce/butt death!  Everything together. Sweet 18mm gear wrench and trim pry bars will be so useful on my truck which seems to use 18mm for everything. I've been lazy to buy and have been using a crescent wrench on instead.  Awesome stuff for both my wife and I. She loves the bags and I love the rest of the stuff! Obviously you put a lot of time into it with the little touches such as car magazine wrapping paper, and a ton of Chevy badges with notes on them. I think I need to step up my AI:SS game a bit after seeing this. Thanks The Royal Nonesuch! You made a goon's day. 
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Dec 15, 2015 02:35
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Larrymer posted:
Hot drat son, I mailed that out Friday afternoon. That's some fast shipping. Glad you liked it! The sauce is hot but it's got flavor and is a good batch too - I've been perfecting it for a couple years now. It's bottled directly after boiling, so it's sterile and all that (CSB and a couple others can vouch for it) - any gastrointestinal distress can be purely blamed on the capsaicin content  If you wanna start in noob mode I suggest mixing a couple teaspoons into some sour cream and use it as chip dip, but it's good on anything. Keeps forever too. I went to the LA Auto show before Sock sent out the matches, and loaded up on promo Subaru bags figuring it was a good guess around here. Was very happy when I stalked your post history and saw your wife had one. Merry Christmas!
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Dec 15, 2015 03:44
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Oh man a big jar of The Royal Nonesuch's hot sauce, I'm super jealous of that, can confirm it is delicious. And yeah after seeing that haul I feel inadequate as a santa lol. Speaking of which, I'm just waiting on one more item to arrive and then I can start packing it all up. Should have it shipped by the end of the week.
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Dec 15, 2015 04:43
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Should have mine shipped Wed, Thursday at the latest. Getting hit a couple weeks ago and duty day tomorrow hosed me right in the rear end.
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Dec 15, 2015 05:37
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Remind me to not use the loving post office next year... same drat place that can't deliver a birthday card on time sent out two weeks in advance and magazines a month late. PMJ does dick all about it. Which is about the only thing they do consistently. Anyway should be arriving on Saturday - hopefully in one piece.
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Dec 15, 2015 14:25
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Adiabatic posted:Headed across the Pond today, Santee! Make that today, via USPS. FedEx and UPS both want $200 to ship a 7 lb box from the US to the UK...
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Dec 15, 2015 14:52
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extreme_accordion posted:Remind me to not use the loving post office next year... Yeah this. loving cunts didn't deliver my santees poo poo and are sending it back. Gon' put a kickass amazon order together later this week in lieu of *was* sent. 
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So, there was a package waiting for me when I got home last night, that I didn't order! I didn't get a chance to open it, I'll document it for the internet this evening. Also tonight, have to finish boxing up my santee's gift so I can overnight it on the last day I'm allowed to, because I'm a terrible person.
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Christ, I'm never doing international AISS ever again. Drastically reducing package weight and going for try #4. Adiabatic fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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