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Ravane posted:So... Money finally got fired... And they stole his hat? The pizza barge was late one day and well... you don't have to be able to outrun Ben you just need to outrun the guy behind you.
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D_Smart posted:While I'm not into fat shaming or any of that nonsense, I agree. He let himself go and it's all about control. Clearly he can control it since he wasn't this obese at the start of the project. I guess getting a steady - and larger - paycheck means you get to eat as much crap as you want. Therein lies the rub. Surely its the stress. My God the things that man must have seen behind the scenes. Plus imagine having to work with Sandi , who he clearly loving abhors and pretend to actually like her. he must go home and sob into a family size KFC bucket every night. Some people hit the booze , others fire up a crack pipe. He has pizza hut on speed dial. The guy is clearly very distressed.
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Eonwe posted:from the EVE thread you big mean troll! 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3wur4g/so_you_like_to_click_the_baitsdo_you/ Lots of cultists mad that CIG isn't getting unalloyed suckjobs anymore. Some fine reading.
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That video after they fired the nice girl where lesnick looked like he was ruined was just the best, was that chelsea or something? Someone find that video where he says that star citizen marches on and the evil sandi was in the background just rolling her eyes.
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Dec 15, 2015 08:59
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Eonwe posted:thats because right now Star Citizen is deader-er than usual Eve is boring though. Just Mittani being mad with power, the directorate being full of egos and drama and the rest of Eve waiting with baited breath for the age of goon to finally die. Literally the same as last year and the year before that and so on. Star Citizen has cultists getting upset a big fat clown. Much funnier.
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jaegerx posted:That video after they fired the nice girl where lesnick looked like he was ruined was just the best, was that chelsea or something? Someone find that video where he says that star citizen marches on and the evil sandi was in the background just rolling her eyes. Please please please someone find this.
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Dec 15, 2015 09:03
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New and improved patches! Going up during the Livestream!
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Daztek posted:New and improved patches! Going up during the Livestream! I don't think those are the kind of patches people are asking for...
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Loiosh posted:So yeah, I'm considering going ahead and asking for a refund. Need to think on it a bit more, because there were moments of fun, but way too hard to get right now. Loiosh, I saw this as a massive WC nerd, and as someone who still thinks on the off chance that CIG can pull this off... 100 million. Your money ain't needed. Get your money back. I adore and love your enthusiasm for this game. It's what made me volunteer all that poo poo work for CR for free. Because it was something we all wanted. But you will miss NOTHING getting your money back NOW. If it happens, buy in and join us as we grief the ever-loving poo poo out of cultish whales, because we'll be giggling and laughing all the way enjoying the game. If it doesn't happen, you'll be glad you can spend money you have NOW due to your REFUND/CHARGEBACK to spend on other enjoyment/rent/whatever.
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Iglocska posted:I don't think those are the kind of patches people are asking for... Hey man, these are special patches from China, cover your monitor with them and all the crashing and glitching will be gone! Only $25 for 5.
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Daztek posted:Hey man, these are special patches from China, cover your monitor with them and all the crashing and glitching will be gone! Only $25 for 5. lol if you think you can get those for $25
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  it's like even when we win, they win  did anyone actually enjoy arena commander? let alone more than "most AAA titles" it reads like a troll. Star Marine? really?
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http://www.tomshardware.com/news/new-york-ag-isp-investigation,30753.html From the comments: quote:Those giving negative advise know very little about AAA game development. SC started dev 3 years ago. 5 to 6 years are required to make such game. For those following progress, the last 6 months have been the proof that CIG is doing very well, with a team of 268 and growing. Star Citizen is gonna be awesome!
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So money hat black man got fired? What happened with that?
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jaegerx posted:That video after they fired the nice girl where lesnick looked like he was ruined was just the best, was that chelsea or something? Someone find that video where he says that star citizen marches on and the evil sandi was in the background just rolling her eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHqiIcplsTQ&t=84s I think you mean this video which was a day or so after a rumoured office rant (swearing/double firing) that possibly resulted in four people, three of them very visible, exiting the company.
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Dec 15, 2015 10:28
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Chalks posted:I thought at least they'd make some token effort then give up rather than design the entire system around bullshit from the ground up. The Star Citizen goon experience.
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Jst0rm posted:So money hat black man got fired? What happened with that? No, he didn't.
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EightAce posted:Surely its the stress. My God the things that man must have seen behind the scenes. Plus imagine having to work with Sandi , who he clearly loving abhors and pretend to actually like her. he must go home and sob into a family size KFC bucket every night. Some people hit the booze , others fire up a crack pipe. He has pizza hut on speed dial. The guy is clearly very distressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHLse2nVqxY
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I would leave and become the worlds best basketball player Not a bad plan! Holy poo poo people are still giving money to this train wreck.
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I'm so glad I learned how to create a cult. Thanks Chris Roberts. Thanks Sandi! Why hadn't I thought of praying on the mentally ill before?!
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So, apparently 2.1 will be out before Christmas. I'll bet it's the Million Mile High Club stuff to get extra money from poor backers.quote:17:51 Q: WHAT’S YOUR FEELING REGARDING 2.0 PTU EXPERIENCE? ANY DOWNSIDES TO SUCH FREQUENT PATCHING? 0 * 100 = 0 Also lol, how did their 25QA staff not find any of those severe crashes. http://imperialnews.network/2015/12/10-chairman-episode-72-transcript/
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no_recall posted:I raise you this Sigh...challenge accepted...lovely photoshop incoming.  Source Images: http://imgur.com/a/dudgb Ffycchi fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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...so I heard something about alpha 2.0, and 100m raised, and then I decided to check up on the SA thread to get the straight dope and maybe see if the Avenger finally got the front gun unfucked. ....hoooooooooo poo poo, I think I need to get some more nog, dump in some whiskey, and block out a good long while to read through everything in the OP. Also, looking into black market selling the account.
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SwissArmyDruid posted:...so I heard something about alpha 2.0, and 100m raised, and then I decided to check up on the SA thread to get the straight dope and maybe see if the Avenger finally got the front gun unfucked. Get a (refund|chargeback), Citizen.
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Daztek posted:So, apparently 2.1 will be out before Christmas. I'll bet it's the Million Mile High Club stuff to get extra money from poor backers. There servers are currently 16 player limited and they couldn't find these bugs with 25 QA testers, 90% of which seem to stem from the amount of players on the server. Something doesn't add up...... EDIT: Also they pushed out a semi-public alpha without automatic big reporting. What's the loving point even putting it out if you don't have stuff setup to collect the data properly? Rudager fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Ever wanted to be part of the Million Mile High Club? Now is your chance!
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Berious posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3wur4g/so_you_like_to_click_the_baitsdo_you/ [–]IDoNotAgreeWithYouScout 5 points 9 hours ago Who cares? Ignore them and keep the money running in, no press is bad press. Is that Sandi's reddit account?
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skaboomizzy posted:I love how pants-shittingly terrified they are that someone else would dare to interact with them in a video game or even on a message board in a disagreeable (to them) manner. How do these people function in the outside world where someone might dare to tell them "no" or "I'm sorry, your fursuit is not acceptable to wear to the office for casual Friday"? "Look i'm just HYPOTHETICALLY (pathetically) saying that MAAAAAYBE, like, possibly....n-no don't b-b-ban MEEEEEE! 'll be good!! I swear!" They're like hostages with AK's pointed at them.
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Daztek posted:Get a (refund|chargeback), Citizen. Got some quick bullet points on how to get a refund you can link me to? I'm nine tabs deep into reading stuff, and don't want to lose my place.
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Daztek posted:Ever wanted to be part of the Million Mile High Club? Now is your chance! Star Citizen, spend $10k to get something or copy and rename a folder. Decisions, decisions.
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Trip report on 2.0 live: Still can't change about half of the keybinds. 
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Truga posted:Trip report on 2.0 live: Still can't change about half of the keybinds. It's still pre-alpha, don't worry. It's a known issue, everything is normal. Do you know nothing about games development?
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 Sandi didn't like the bouncer for some reason, so they changed him from the video preview they did on around the verse.  He's me having a photo taken with him.
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SwissArmyDruid posted:Got some quick bullet points on how to get a refund you can link me to? I'm nine tabs deep into reading stuff, and don't want to lose my place. Submit a ticket and wait. Wednesday will be week 6 in queue!
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I hope they thoroughly ensure no unauthorized people manage to squeeze in there otherwise that's gonna look like the Bataclan every other day.
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