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buteruc posted:update: i couldn't eat the whole pizza. i am even a failure at that. shameful the boiler isn't working this morning. this is a cool and good turn of events, very cool and good, not apocalyptically mad or anything 
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Don't be so uptight, she deserves a morning off now and again e: oh I got my avatars mixed up I thought you were Bobby Deluxe
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I have a really stupid idea to start a business of selling toast from a mobile wagon to drunks over the weekend and the more I think about it the more stupid it is but also the more I think it would work I could be a toastman
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Fingerless Gloves posted:I have a really stupid idea to start a business of selling toast from a mobile wagon to drunks over the weekend and the more I think about it the more stupid it is but also the more I think it would work Do it in Shoreditch or somewhere equally hipster and you'll make a mint. I mean, cheese toastie restaurants are actually a thing in Silicon Valley.
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Dec 16, 2015 11:09
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It's christmas jumper day at work and I have never been so hot in my life. I'm melting. THIS IS WHY I DON'T WEAR JUMPERS AT WORK.
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Dec 16, 2015 11:10
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Pistol_Pete posted:Yeah, longer trains wouldn't fit in the stations. The trouble with that is the approximately one billion Victorian bridges over railways that were designed for a normal-height steam engine. Edit: my work is air conditioned. Because I am a man, it is always about 3 degrees too warm when I'm wearing a t-shirt no matter what time of year it is (I assume it is 3 degrees too cold for any women working here). Jumpers are Right Out.
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Dec 16, 2015 11:12
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I have air conditioning at my work too but it's just not enough. I get hot very easily it seems.
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feedmegin posted:The trouble with that is the approximately one billion Victorian bridges over railways that were designed for a normal-height steam engine.
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feedmegin posted:Do it in Shoreditch or somewhere equally hipster and you'll make a mint. I mean, cheese toastie restaurants are actually a thing in Silicon Valley. This is essentially the plot of the film Chef. The guy makes pro tier cheese and ham toasties and people love them.
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Ratjaculation posted:
Pretty good eating and useful skin on a roe deer
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feedmegin posted:Because I am a man, it is always about 3 degrees too warm when I'm wearing a t-shirt no matter what time of year it is (I assume it is 3 degrees too cold for any women working here). Am I the only woman on the planet who complained of being too warm in offices? Never been in one where I didn't melt unless I was there for an interview in which case I was nervous and therefore cold 
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Kluliss posted:Am I the only woman on the planet who complained of being too warm in offices? Never been in one where I didn't melt unless I was there for an interview in which case I was nervous and therefore cold every shop I went in to today was basically on fire. I'm a very warm person. Also a woman.
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Dec 16, 2015 16:06
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I would be too hot outside naked in the snow but I am a fat hairy bastard, two things which are not conducive to living in the tropics
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I cannot sense temperature
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that's why I could never warm... your heart 
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I used to sit between two ladies at work who were of a certain age and varying office temperature (max 1 or 2 degrees I reckon) was very serious business.
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Bozza posted:I used to sit between two ladies at work who were of a certain age and varying office temperature (max 1 or 2 degrees I reckon) was very serious business. is that a euphemism for 'probably about the right age to have hit the menopause? if not, what exactly is 'a certain age'?
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10 years old because anyone over that age shouldn't be getting upset about the temperature
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Dec 16, 2015 18:42
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The females at my workplace are always whinging about how cold it is in the office. Perhaps if they concentrated on their jobs for once, they wouldn't have time to think about petty distractions like the room temperature  (I don't actually tell them that, I just think it)
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Pistol_Pete posted:females
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i don't know why it looks so stupid when people use "females" instead of "women", "ladies", "dongsheathes" etc, but it does. it brings to mind an autist in a labcoat, i suppose e: also i just got back from the gym and got to my flat and couldn't find my key in my bag, so i had to stand outside like a big sweaty sexpest rummaging awkwardly in my bag while a horrified granny watched
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Dec 16, 2015 20:19
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My hard drive has died The one with all my porn on
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Kluliss posted:is that a euphemism for 'probably about the right age to have hit the menopause? if not, what exactly is 'a certain age'? The former.
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Fingerless Gloves posted:My hard drive has died sorry for your loss also dongsheathes lmao
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Dec 16, 2015 20:54
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The winerack chat a while back made me think it would be funny to fill up the one I made with Buckfast drat bottles are too big for the hole
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Dec 16, 2015 20:54
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Make the holes bigger.
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ream your rack
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goatface posted:Make the holes bigger. DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:ream your rack And just like that Fingerless Gloves' hard drive problems were fixed.
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freelop posted:The winerack chat a while back made me think it would be funny to fill up the one I made with Buckfast Is that wine rack just a length of wood with holes in it?
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i'm watching the leftovers and johnson from peep show plays a paedo cult leader lol
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the start of Wild Card is jason statham sexually harassing a woman in a deserted bar
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just wait for the hilarious and unexpected twist!!!
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wait the twist is expected now I'm so sorry
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i already expected the twist; it's a jason statham film must say the protracted prison rape sequence afterwards was a bit off-putting
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Pistol_Pete posted:Is that wine rack just a length of wood with holes in it? Pretty much, it's like the old mout ones you see behind bars sometimes. Don't really fancy attacking it with a saw again so I'll just have to store the "wine" in a cupboard until drunk
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Went to see my mates samba percussion group in a pub. I kinda want to join because there's tons of mega hotties that do it for some reason but they are musically terrible. Might have to swallow my pride.
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