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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I only started shopping yesterday.

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

I start today

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
same

it is v dark out

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bozza posted:

Went to see my mates samba percussion group in a pub.

I kinda want to join because there's tons of mega hotties that do it for some reason but they are musically terrible. Might have to swallow my pride.

you can play in time but can't make the trains run on time??? Priorities!!

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
My family and I have agreed not to get each other presents because there's nothing we really want and we'd all rather just not go through the hassle. Just going to bring some assorted wines and spirits instead. I'm in christmas for the food and drink really.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

you can play in time but can't make the trains run on time??? Priorities!!

Fairly sure only one thing I've ever designed has been built and even that's not finished.

Been doing this for 8 years lol

Blame some dude from the 60s/70s

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I'm going to be standing in the doorway of an asda all day

Joy of joys

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i don't know why it looks so stupid when people use "females" instead of "women", "ladies", "dongsheathes" etc, but it does. it brings to mind an autist in a labcoat, i suppose

I mean it's pretty easy, use females as an adjective and not a noun.

Bam, now you don't sound like a massive wanker

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Whorelord posted:

I'm going to be standing in the doorway of an asda all day

Joy of joys

did you get stuck?

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Going to see Star Wars instead of going to work, this is a good decision.

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...
Star wars is going to be bad.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I have heard that it is in fact good, and will be going to see it on Saturday presuming I don't still have a merciless death plague.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


ive not been to the cinema in many many years

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

corn in the fridge posted:

did you get stuck?

In a cosmic sort of way yeah

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Bourbons are on sale on amazon if anybody needs a gift that people will like with no effort put in

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Whorelord posted:

I'm going to be standing in the doorway of an asda all day

Joy of joys

Get out of my way: I've got a trolley full of shopping! gently caress's sake, of all the places to stop and stand in a trance as you go though your dozy mental checklist of Things To Do.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

im going to see star wars at the fancy/hipster cinema with the sofas

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

itll be alright but with all the hype both ways people are going to come out saying they were astounded or bitterly disappointed, middleground is no longer allowed

buteruc
Feb 12, 2009

clean my house for me tia

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ok but this is me IRL

http://youtu.be/C4wBLUBa8YI

E: dogs are investigating my lunch

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Pistol_Pete posted:

Get out of my way: I've got a trolley full of shopping! gently caress's sake, of all the places to stop and stand in a trance as you go though your dozy mental checklist of Things To Do.

I'm collecting money for a domestic abuse charity you heartless oval office

Anyway turns out asda isnt the best place to collect for charity. Should've gone to waitrose tbh

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


the only thing waitrose is better for is farming looks of derision and hatred from people that make 100x your yearly wage or their husband does

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I was in a waitrose once and some mother was insisting that her son eat his dried cranberries

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Highlight: there's a rogue sanitary towel on the floor

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Whorelord posted:

I'm collecting money for a domestic abuse charity you heartless oval office


You won't catch me giving money to a charity that promotes domestic abuse

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Buses should have toilets installed on them

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Like, I don't want to poo poo myself, but at this point it's becoming inevitable

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Vitamins posted:

ive not been to the cinema in many many years

Next you'll tell us you don't even own a TV

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

is there any form of public transport goons wont poo poo themselves on

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Bobby Deluxe posted:

is there any form of public transport goons wont poo poo themselves on

It's generally a bad idea on a plane in my experience

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
i often shop at waitrose

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

it was really good

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Squalitude posted:

Next you'll tell us you don't even own a TV

I don't own a TV. Couldn't afford the license or upgrade to digital when it arrived, realised I didn't miss it.

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

CancerCakes posted:

tried to stairs sausage man but he made eye contact and ran

I was wearing my best fedora tooooooo



presents wrapped and done, i am winning christmas

Didn't I gently caress your order up too?

I took half a day to go buy guitars

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bobby Deluxe posted:

is there any form of public transport goons wont poo poo themselves on

rickshaw

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I bet they would.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Squalitude posted:

Next you'll tell us you don't even own a TV

oh I own a TV

i just don't watch it :smuggo:

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

I'm in the cinema waiting for Star Wars to start, it smells of sweaty nerds and copious amounts of Lynx

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Corbae posted:

I'm in the cinema waiting for Star Wars to start, it smells of sweaty nerds and copious amounts of Lynx

Wow, you're the only one in there on release day? Lucky.

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Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Just heard the news, hope you're OK Jose

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