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The road to Jim is paved with Bobs.
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Rambling Robot posted:NIKE! False alarm. 
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Dec 16, 2015 06:45
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The Bible posted:It sure is nice that his already badly hurt wife gets to relive her heartbreak and humiliation in front of a nationwide audience. Sharing their sexual deviancy experiences with people....sounds like Whores!* * how much are they getting?
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quote:One attempt at humanizing the deeply boring husbands came in the form of a scene in which Derrick teaches Ben Seewald, Jessas husband, how to be a father.
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Dec 16, 2015 07:35
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"and remember that you have to feed it every day, several times a day. Ben, listen to me. Feed the baby. Babies have to eat, Ben."
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Dec 16, 2015 07:50
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:The road to Jim is paved with Bobs. words to live Bob
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Dec 16, 2015 08:09
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That is exactly the kind of dadding that 10+ kids need.
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Dec 16, 2015 08:22
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I found out the hard way that I can't do it in the bathroom or dining room. Or the kitchen. I think they call it trial-and-error.
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"Tell me about the rabbits, Derrick," says Ben. "Tell me again about how there'll be rabbits there."
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Dec 16, 2015 16:08
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Reverse Centaur posted:TLC. They're calling it Counting On and it sounded like it was only about Jill and Jessa but the whole family is in it, minus Josh I presume. It looks like next episode is gonna have a good sit down talk with Josh's wife. First episode had lots o' crying and was refreshing in its honesty, the girls even admitted they hosed up defending Josh on Fox News. I haven't watched the second episode yet, but it should be noted that, at least as of the first episode, there is also no Michelle or Jim Bob. One thing I'll say is that, based on the language the girls used in their interviews, it does seem like they got real(-ish) counselling at some point. Whether that was after Josh molested them, or more recently, (also how extensive it was) I don't know. But they were using some serious therapy terms. The interviews were pretty fascinating, and honestly what I was hoping the Fox News interviews would be. Now, keep in mind, they're not tell-alls by any stretch of the imagination, and they still support Josh as a family member (from a distance). But it's more than I was expecting, which was a quick mention at the beginning, followed by a pilot for their spin-off. The family is clearly pissed as hell at Josh. Pretty sure I read this show is going to be 4 episodes, 90 minutes (with commercials) each.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:16
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DON'T THROW YOUR BABIES IN THE AIR
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Dec 16, 2015 19:37
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If anyone wants to do an episode summary I'd sure appreciate it. Also related to hosed up religious families on TLC: this review of a TLC special called My Husband's Not Gay.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:47
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Lazy_Liberal posted:DON'T THROW YOUR BABIES IN THE AIR why not? doesn't seem very difficult for the Duggars to crank out a new one if it gets broke
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Dec 16, 2015 19:52
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slomomofo posted:why not? doesn't seem very difficult for the Duggars to crank out a new one if it gets broke it's easier than ever. the jim bobs are having even more jim bobs. soon they'll rule the world.
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Dec 16, 2015 19:53
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Rambling Robot posted:it's easier than ever. This is the essence of Quiverfull, the sound of one hand clapping, if you will.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:47
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Pvt.Scott posted:This is the essence of Quiverfull, the sound of one hand clapping, if you will. That same sound happens when you are one hand emptying your quiver.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:08
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:That same sound happens when you are one hand emptying your quiver. One hand jimming your bob.
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Dec 17, 2015 16:41
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Dec 17, 2015 17:14
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The Bible posted:It sure is nice that his already badly hurt wife gets to relive her heartbreak and humiliation in front of a nationwide audience. Hate to say it, but she was pretty much destined to be a baby machine since day one because of her stupid religion, was most likely kept from ever developing a marketable skill of any kind, and has a few kids already. I hope she takes the money and runs. I never watched the show, but from things I've seen when I've read gossip rags, I always felt bad for the oldest girl, that one son that everyone is sure is gay, and Jinger. I mean, I feel bad for all those kids, but for some reason those three stick out the most.
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Dec 17, 2015 17:42
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Jinger always seemed the most reasonable to me. If she ever could get out of the situation, she'll make it.
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Dec 17, 2015 21:10
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If there are kids in that crazy Fred Phelps church who can escape a compound with guards and fences meant to keep them in, I hope that means there are Duggars who can escape.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:44
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Jack Gladney posted:If there are kids in that crazy Fred Phelps church who can escape a compound with guards and fences meant to keep them in, I hope that means there are Duggars who can escape. Sure, they can escape, but then what? The Duggar girls aren't bound by mere fences, they are bound by a total lack of even a basic education and a deeply embedded belief that they are inherently inferior to men. Phelps kids have it easy.
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Dec 18, 2015 00:53
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The Bible posted:Sure, they can escape, but then what? The Duggar girls aren't bound by mere fences, they are bound by a total lack of even a basic education and a deeply embedded belief that they are inherently inferior to men. This. Never underestimate the power of self-loathing, and the shackles of obligation. These girls are in a lovely situation, and if they aren't morons they realise they are in a lovely situation. They just truly honestly believe that they cannot, and do not deserve to get out of it. Also, don't forget the creepy smiling all the time as well. Unhappiness is a sin, so they also feel that by the mere fact of wanting something more, and being unsatisfied with their life of servitude and procreation, they are being bad and wrong.
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Dec 18, 2015 01:02
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 Jim Bob helps pack the Candy for Jill to take to the poors in El Savador.
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Dec 18, 2015 04:45
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
I love that they are going to witness about Jesus Christ in a country named "The Republic of the Savior" in honor of Jesus Christ. Between the Catholics and Protestants the pop is ~90% Christian. At this point they'll be hunting for feral children that were abandoned as infants and raised by animals, who will subsequently then die from ingesting too much sugar the first time they are given a backpack full of candy.
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Dec 18, 2015 07:36
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those dead, empty eyes also you can almost see her kneecaps, what kind of harlot is polluting the house of Jim Bob?? skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Dec 18, 2015 08:07
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Pvt.Scott posted:I love that they are going to witness about Jesus Christ They're going there to witness to those misguided catholics. As far as their theology goes, the catholics aren't even Christian.
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Dec 18, 2015 08:45
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Actually, Latin America is a huge new "market" for evangelicals. That's where they're setting up shop to grow new congregations.
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Dec 18, 2015 10:43
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
Is there any photo of Jim Bob in which he isn't showing his goofy beaver teeth?
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Dec 18, 2015 10:54
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
Looks like Jill got some pretty good lookin baps goin on under that hoodie
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Dec 18, 2015 12:51
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
She's barefoot, but that's only step one. Get with the program, Jill.
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Dec 18, 2015 13:09
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Universe Master posted:She's barefoot, but that's only step one. Get with the program, Jill.
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Dec 18, 2015 13:25
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Jimming of the Bob
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Dec 18, 2015 14:08
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Say Nothing posted:Is there any photo of Jim Bob in which he isn't showing his goofy beaver teeth? They're practically part of his personality.
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Dec 18, 2015 14:09
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thrawn527 posted:I haven't watched the second episode yet, but it should be noted that, at least as of the first episode, there is also no Michelle or Jim Bob. They showed MIchelle in the preview for the episode on Sunday. No sign of the big jim jeb bob robert john bim bob though Say Nothing posted:Is there any photo of Jim Bob in which he isn't showing his goofy beaver teeth? You can knock the Duggars for a lot of things but I think they may have the best dentistry as a family that I have ever seen. Even Derick Dillard had to get adult braces to fit in. UnfortunateSexFart fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Dec 18, 2015 |
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Dec 18, 2015 14:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_QmhT4lmpk Jim Bob comes dangerously close to dancing.
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Dec 18, 2015 14:52
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_QmhT4lmpk "Is the uterus completely retired?" I was genuinely expecting "What's a uterus?"
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_QmhT4lmpk I would think that they would not like sunglasses because you could be looking at boobs and no one would know.
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A MIRACLE posted:would Yeah, but what about her?
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