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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Jimming of the Bob

We doused ourselves in Duggars' blood, and all the Jim Bobs too

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Pvt.Scott posted:

I love that they are going to witness about Jesus Christ
in a country named "The Republic of the Savior" in honor of Jesus Christ. Between the Catholics and Protestants the pop is ~90% Christian. At this point they'll be hunting for feral children that were abandoned as infants and raised by animals, who will subsequently then die from ingesting too much sugar the first time they are given a backpack full of candy.

Don't you know that Papists aren't really Christian?

Bless yore hart.

jojoinnit posted:

They're going there to witness to those misguided catholics. As far as their theology goes, the catholics aren't even Christian.

E:F,B.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
BIG JIMBOB

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Schnedwob posted:

We doused ourselves in Duggars' blood, and all the Jim Bobs too

:golfclap:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
jimbo the bob

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Well, sure, anyone that has read a relevant Chick Tract knows that Catholics unwittingly worship a pagan sun god and are going to hell. My point is, the almost half the country that is actually saved should be able to handle things just fine.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
As someone who was baptized into the Christian ISIS, I am willing to kill and die for my true leader and country of citizenship: Pope Francis of the Vatican State.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Under the Crimson Crimson Banner of Jim Bob

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

cumshitter posted:

As someone who was baptized into the Christian ISIS, I am willing to kill and die for my true leader and country of citizenship: Pope Francis of the Vatican State.

Deus vult!

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
In the Court of the Jimson Bob

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Top City Homo posted:

Under the Crimson Crimson Banner of Jim Bob

Hail Jim Bob, son of Jim Bob

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
Dear Jim Bob, son of Great Jim Bob

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Melmac posted:

Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks

Scamming boomers and weird shut-ins like Josh Bob.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Melmac posted:

Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks

People will always cheat or be there for others to cheat with. Good on the site's creator for capitalizing on that market, I say.

Free market and poo poo.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
My your Frito-Pie be nutritious and flavorful.

Eat Fresh, Jim of Bob.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Melmac posted:

Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks

It's a place for horny guys to look for a hook up who might not be a prostitute. Since everyone is supposed to be married or committed relationship there ought to be less danger of an inconvenient emotional entanglement then meeting someone through a conventional matchmaking website or starting an affair with someone who you know in your day to day life.

They also literally had commercials on TV, to rope in the sort of people who don't understand the internet or tinder. The TV has been your constant companion your whole life, and now TV is telling you that everyone else is having affairs and it is totally easy so you should too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQp9mkuCYBM

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Jack Gladney posted:

Scamming boomers and weird shut-ins like Josh Bob.

That too. There were basically no real women on the site pursuing hook ups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PTIqor6vY

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I created an account because Ashley Madison used to run lots of ads and sponsor contests on Howard Stern and they had just named a stadium, so I was curious. You need tokens to even respond to the bots on that site. It wasn't really different from any other dating site other than that nearly every action cost money.

I think Josh paid like a thousand dollars for the package that guarantees you'll get laid? It wouldn't be a bad idea to run a site like that and just hire an escort for people who buy the Rich Idiot package for people too shy to pay for sex directly.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cumshitter posted:

I think Josh paid like a thousand dollars for the package that guarantees you'll get laid? It wouldn't be a bad idea to run a site like that and just hire an escort for people who buy the Rich Idiot package for people too shy to pay for sex directly.

My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Angela Christine posted:

It's a place for horny guys to look for a hook up who might not be a prostitute. Since everyone is supposed to be married or committed relationship there ought to be less danger of an inconvenient emotional entanglement then meeting someone through a conventional matchmaking website or starting an affair with someone who you know in your day to day life.

They also literally had commercials on TV, to rope in the sort of people who don't understand the internet or tinder. The TV has been your constant companion your whole life, and now TV is telling you that everyone else is having affairs and it is totally easy so you should too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQp9mkuCYBM


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

People will always cheat or be there for others to cheat with. Good on the site's creator for capitalizing on that market, I say.

Free market and poo poo.

No I get all that. I mean who in the everloving gently caress is going to bother to sign up for their site again after the hack. Shut it down and come out with a new name or something.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Melmac posted:

No I get all that. I mean who in the everloving gently caress is going to bother to sign up for their site again after the hack. Shut it down and come out with a new name or something.

Sleazy people with common names.

I'm talking about you, Mohammad Chang!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect

*Judge Judy bangs her gavel*

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. The plaintiff is clearly a virgin, so I find in their favor. Two hundred and fifty dollars for Mr. Duggar.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Sleazy people with common names.

I'm talking about you, Mohammad Chang!

Oh man, I know that guy!

He's a dick.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

tacodaemon posted:

My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect

How would you even prove you didn't get laid?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

dog buttz posted:

How would you even prove you didn't get laid?

They ask you a series of common questions.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

jojoinnit posted:

They ask you a series of common questions.

Who is the ruler of Equestria?
What colour is Applejack?
What's the difference between a fedora and a trilby?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Who is the ruler of Equestria?
What colour is Applejack?
What's the difference between a fedora and a trilby?

Oh man, I have had SO much sex. Thanks!

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Who is the ruler of Equestria?
What colour is Applejack?
What's the difference between a fedora and a trilby?

A trilby can be modded with ballistic weave in Fallout 4 for some reason which may be a bug and GODDAMNIT

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I feel bad because I know applejack is brown but I got 5yr olds.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Who is the ruler of Equestria?
What colour is Applejack?
What's the difference between a fedora and a trilby?

Daniel Radcliffe was the naked guy in Equestria I think
Apple Jacks are green and pink and don't taste like apples, not sure why kids like em.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pvt.Scott posted:

Well, sure, anyone that has read a relevant Chick Tract knows that Catholics unwittingly worship a pagan sun god and are going to hell. My point is, the almost half the country that is actually saved should be able to handle things just fine.
the best bit of this is the assertion that the council of trent and religious violence in the 16th century has been "covered up" because theyre too thick to read a book without pictures in it

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
do the duggars celebrate xmas?

i need to know.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I can't believe Jack Chick is alive and that he lives close enough for me to drive over to his town.

I wanna put on a shitload of rosaries and a tshirt with the Virgin Mary on it and charge at him with a fist sized cross while shouting a Hail Mary like a Catholic Hashishin.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Or you could just keep it simple and kick him in the dick.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

cumshitter posted:

I can't believe Jack Chick is alive and that he lives close enough for me to drive over to his town.

Pretty sure they're just using his corpse reanimated with the power of sheer hatred. Or that "Jack Chick" is merely an honorary term bestowed upon a number of successors.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Jim Bob helps pack the Candy for Jill to take to the poors in El Savador.

Not to be all :goonsay:, but what is up with her feet?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Frackie Robinson posted:

Not to be all :goonsay:, but what is up with her feet?

pregnancy can have the effect of swollen feet and ankles

literally barefoot and pregnant lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Blue Train posted:

pregnancy can have the effect of swollen feet and ankles

literally barefoot and pregnant lol

She's not married yet so hasn't even held hands with a boy probably. Those are just good old fashioned Germanic farming ankles if you ask me.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Reverse Centaur posted:

She's not married yet so hasn't even held hands with a boy probably. Those are just good old fashioned Germanic farming ankles if you ask me.

oh well in that case shes got some bangin titties

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