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Scientastic: Mar 1, 2010; TRULY scientastic.
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Everyone I know views me with disdain because I find Bake-Off unutterably dull.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 08:36

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:46

Secret Spoon: Mar 22, 2009

therattle posted:

The Great British Bake-Off! We watch religiously (ie on our knees).

thats how I spend my weekends.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 08:42

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

Drink and Fight posted:

I love the baking show. Everyone is just so nice to each other.

Also:

The United States Department of Agriculture says a sandwich must contain at least 35 percent cooked meat and no more than 50 percent bread
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/04/14/dining/field-guide-to-the-sandwich.html?_r=0

So a cheese sandwich does not exist?

# ? Dec 20, 2015 09:41

Secret Spoon: Mar 22, 2009

therattle posted:

So a cheese sandwich does not exist?

Stop now. Let's end this bullshit before it begins.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 11:36

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Drink and Fight posted:

I love the baking show. Everyone is just so nice to each other.

Also:

The United States Department of Agriculture says a sandwich must contain at least 35 percent cooked meat and no more than 50 percent bread
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/04/14/dining/field-guide-to-the-sandwich.html?_r=0

I'm eating a peanut butter and jelly... thing.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 16:46

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

That Works posted:

I'm eating a peanut butter and jelly... thing.

Chili?

# ? Dec 20, 2015 17:09

Mr. Wiggles: Dec 1, 2003; We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

therattle posted:

Chili?

I suppose a peanut is a type of bean...

# ? Dec 20, 2015 17:40

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

therattle posted:

Chili?

You monster

# ? Dec 20, 2015 18:43

Happy Hat: Aug 11, 2008; He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

Vegetarian sandwiches does not exist anymore. PB&J is now a soup, lettuce reduces the sandwichness of a burger, hotdogs are no longer sandwiches (because 'meat').

:suspense:

# ? Dec 20, 2015 18:43

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
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So if a calzone is a sandwich is a pizza a sandwich?

# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:18

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I suppose a peanut is a type of bean...

# ? Dec 20, 2015 19:47

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Happy Hat posted:

lettuce reduces the sandwichness of a burger

Lettuce reduces any dish it's added to. :v:

# ? Dec 20, 2015 21:45

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

Captain Bravo posted:

Lettuce reduces any dish it's added to.

Nonsense. It might be wrongly used sometimes but some judicious lettuce can be excellent. Like in burritos. Or salad.
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# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:28

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

therattle posted:

Like in burritos.

get out

# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:39

Drink and Fight: Feb 2, 2003

therattle posted:

Like in burritos.

THE gently caress?!

# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:45

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

therattle posted:

Nonsense. It might be wrongly used sometimes but some judicious lettuce can be excellent. Like in burritos. Or salad.
/

Drink and Fight posted:

THE gently caress?!

# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:47

rkl: Jan 8, 2012; Don't give me a jerkoff handjob.

Drink and Fight posted:

THE gently caress?!

Lettuce is quite sublime in burritos and if you disagree Taco Bell would like a word with you. As the end all be all authority when it comes to authentic Mexican food, they have final say here.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:51

Drink and Fight: Feb 2, 2003

MODS

# ? Dec 20, 2015 22:58

Happy Hat: Aug 11, 2008; He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

The important part is adding it to the burritos before you bake them in the oven, otherwise it is too crunchy

# ? Dec 20, 2015 23:06

rkl: Jan 8, 2012; Don't give me a jerkoff handjob.

The groundbreaking 13 layer burrito already has all the modifications, or "mods" in youth-speak, that one could ask for. Just lay down and accept your burrito overlords already. Taco Bell's comfort is akin to a pillow pressed down upon the face.

# ? Dec 20, 2015 23:08

Drink and Fight: Feb 2, 2003

# ? Dec 20, 2015 23:08

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

The important part is adding it to the burritos before you bake them in the oven, otherwise it is too crunchy

Absolutely. Likewise the guacamole.

# ? Dec 21, 2015 00:09

Chef De Cuisinart: Oct 31, 2010; Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

That Works posted:

get out

Cabbage in a burrito is marginally acceptable, especially if it is pickled, and accompanied with diced tomatillo. Iceberg/romain/leaf/etc. Have no place in a burrito.

# ? Dec 21, 2015 01:23

TastyLemonDrops: Aug 6, 2008; you said "drop kick" fyi

Lettuce is the wrapping for Korean barbecue burritos though???

# ? Dec 21, 2015 01:26

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Drink and Fight posted:

I love the baking show. Everyone is just so nice to each other.

Also:

The United States Department of Agriculture says a sandwich must contain at least 35 percent cooked meat and no more than 50 percent bread
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/04/14/dining/field-guide-to-the-sandwich.html?_r=0

Hmm, the document doesn't say it can't be pureed.

Someone should make a line of technically-correctly-labeled troll foods just to gently caress with the FDA employee who has to update these definitions

# ? Dec 21, 2015 03:22

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

TastyLemonDrops posted:

Lettuce is the wrapping for Korean barbecue burritos though???

We call those lettuce wraps tho

# ? Dec 21, 2015 09:38

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Scientastic posted:

Everyone I know views me with disdain because I find Bake-Off unutterably dull.

The other day I was watching one of those junior cook-off shows with Gordon Ramsay as the judge and was kind of disappointed that he didn't rail on the kids with the same level of profanity that he does in UK Nightmares.

# ? Dec 21, 2015 11:03

Squashy Nipples: Aug 18, 2007

I need to check out that British baking show, I have non-cooking friends telling me about it.

I watch very little TV, so most of it I download, but last week I clicked around and watched some daytime TV. A lot of Ina and Bobby.

# ? Dec 21, 2015 15:19

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

exquisite tea posted:

The other day I was watching one of those junior cook-off shows with Gordon Ramsay as the judge and was kind of disappointed that he didn't rail on the kids with the same level of profanity that he does in UK Nightmares.

I like Ramsay more when he's actually happy about food instead of forcing an exaggerated psychotic rage breakdown over burnt chicken or something

I mean burnt chicken is very sad but nothing to call people donkeys over

# ? Dec 21, 2015 22:42

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

AnonSpore posted:

I like Ramsay more when he's actually happy about food instead of forcing an exaggerated psychotic rage breakdown over burnt chicken or something

I mean burnt chicken is very sad but nothing to call people donkeys over

I like finding his older BBC shows because he will kinda occasionally go off on a bad diner owner/ manager and give some helpful criticism of a struggling chef and generally spend lots of time talking about the food about where it could be better etc. It was a lot more fun than the US version of the same show later that mostly seemed set up to just make Ramsay yell at people.

# ? Dec 21, 2015 22:46

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# ? Dec 22, 2015 00:47

Happy Hat: Aug 11, 2008; He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

therattle posted:

Absolutely. Likewise the guacamole.

Yes, but you smear the guacamole on top.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 06:40

therattle: Jul 24, 2007; Soiled Meat

Happy Hat posted:

Yes, but you smear the guacamole on top.

Are we still talking about burritos or have we moved on to Pr0k's mom?

# ? Dec 22, 2015 09:12

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

That Works posted:

I like finding his older BBC shows because he will kinda occasionally go off on a bad diner owner/ manager and give some helpful criticism of a struggling chef and generally spend lots of time talking about the food about where it could be better etc. It was a lot more fun than the US version of the same show later that mostly seemed set up to just make Ramsay yell at people.

I totally agree, which is why I think Ramsay should save the histrionics for making little kids cry instead of wasting it all on US Nightmares.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 11:03

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Squashy Nipples posted:

I need to check out that British baking show, I have non-cooking friends telling me about it.

I watch very little TV, so most of it I download, but last week I clicked around and watched some daytime TV. A lot of Ina and Bobby.

It's super fun, everyone is nice, and I want their appliances

# ? Dec 22, 2015 13:56

Ben Nevis: Jan 20, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

It's super fun, everyone is nice, and I want their appliances

I like that they draw what everything ought to wind up looking like. I feel like the male judge is a dbag though.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 15:47

Squashy Nipples: Aug 18, 2007

Reposting from elsewhere.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/19/how-to-fight-your-seamless-addiction-and-win.html

No comment on the content.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 17:23

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Squashy Nipples posted:

Reposting from elsewhere.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/19/how-to-fight-your-seamless-addiction-and-win.html

No comment on the content.

Facebook and smartphones are making people dumber!

# ? Dec 22, 2015 17:28

Chef De Cuisinart: Oct 31, 2010; Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Reposting from elsewhere.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/19/how-to-fight-your-seamless-addiction-and-win.html

No comment on the content.

I hardly ever spend more than 15min prepping dinner as well, clearly 1 in 5 millennials are actually professional cooks. :smug:

That's actually a really dumb article though.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 17:49

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Chemmy: Feb 4, 2001

No mention of the fact that lots of young people work outrageous hours.

I love to cook but I work in Silicon Valley. I'm at work ten hours and then spend an hour in traffic some days.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 18:03

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