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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

:stoke:

1776 you say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkcxbRSzDw

redwalrus fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 23, 2015

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Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

literally uncomfortable to listen to. i feel like i'm listening to the last moments on a black box recorder


obviously to optimize for storage they just store quest state in a literally-global variable :pseudo:

Store it in a global variable? Hard drives are cheaper than RAM, they store it in a text file.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I have drunk two bottles of a Swedish craft India Pale Ale

AMA

Why?

Ambaire
Sep 4, 2009

by Shine
Oven Wrangler
I haven't read a Star Citizen thread in a year or two; is it actually going anywhere or is it poo poo-show incarnate? Serious question. I did read the op, at least.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Ambaire posted:

I haven't read a Star Citizen thread in a year or two; is it actually going anywhere or is it poo poo-show incarnate? Serious question.

the latter

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

why beer? or why that beer?

beer is good friend try it sometime

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

Not Thin and Useful

Ambaire posted:

I haven't read a Star Citizen thread in a year or two; is it actually going anywhere or is it poo poo-show incarnate? Serious question.

It's never going to be what it wants to be and is total poo poo right now.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

actually it's good

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Ambaire posted:

I haven't read a Star Citizen thread in a year or two; is it actually going anywhere or is it poo poo-show incarnate? Serious question. I did read the op, at least.

it's best to decide for yourself, here is a brief play-through CIG put out last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWq8ynUq7wM

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Conniesperge Club

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Hey guys Independence War® 2: Edge of Chaos is just $1.49 on Steam at the moment (not $150 - wow)

It's a space GAME that has things to do and physics.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Kicked

Loaded, crashed

Unlocalized error

Unlocalized error

Unlocalized error


Fuckin thing.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Coolguye posted:

i decided to read through this thread from beginning to end to immerse myself in the hilarity. when i started, there were about 440 pages.

i finally got to page 440 yesterday, and realized there were 880 pages now.

i literally cannot out-read this thread. what the gently caress. someone please give me highlights of the last 400 pages tia
Wesha and James Brand are pretty hosed up.


https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3atkqd/discussion_shut_up_and_take_back_your_money_star/


http://www.informationredux.com/index.php/2015/12/19/the-star-citizen-community-is-souring-the-game/#comment-2419316118

Bonus random hosed up Star Citizen:

http://www.informationredux.com/index.php/2015/12/19/the-star-citizen-community-is-souring-the-game/#comment-2418250943

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

why beer? or why that beer?

beer is good friend try it sometime

But are you talking about beer or a swedish beer-like-product?



Wins the award for most toxic thing I've read in December so far.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Iglocska posted:

But are you talking about beer or a swedish beer-like-product?



Wins the award for most toxic thing I've read in December so far.

But he's not a Goon, so what makes him toxic?

:confused: IDGI

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6138754/#Comment_6138754

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
of course he's on probation

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Jobbo_Fett posted:

But he's not a Goon, so what makes him toxic?

:confused: IDGI

Excluding posts by Goons, obviously. Derek's Haggis recipe is right up there with this one.

The_Groove
Mar 15, 2003

Supersonic compressible convection in the sun

quote:

The Covalex Private Investigation mission should now correctly provide multiple endings based on what data the character locates.

However “progress” on the mission is still occurring globally, such that one player finding data advances it for all others in Covalex.
Community goals feature added before launch, take that Elite!

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
5x server full
4x authentication failed
1x kicked
got in
ran to pad
crashed

their anti griefing measures are working very well indeed today

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Dat rant

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry


IT BEGINS!


EXTRA CHEESE PEPPERONI PIZZA


I do not own a Katana or a Tanto blade, but the Nambu shall serve as my exit strategy should I dishonour my family.

I hope Wing Commander doesn't suck!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Holy poo poo, they used JFK's speech as the intro

Chris Brown is the Visual Art Director, and it reminded me about my own abuse problems

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
What is "Zulu Time"?

Space is cold, I get the Ushankas now.

Airplane crashing sound ripped from a Buck Rogers episode, check!

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

i hope he can finish all of that pizza :suspense:

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
now is our time of dying friends :unsmigghh:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Jobbo_Fett posted:

What is "Zulu Time"?

GMT

edit: What the gently caress that is being used in space movie for is another question

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Space AK-47's can't melt invisisteel

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ben really put on a lot of weight since his appearance on film

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Jobbo_Fett posted:



IT BEGINS!


EXTRA CHEESE PEPPERONI PIZZA


I do not own a Katana or a Tanto blade, but the Nambu shall serve as my exit strategy should I dishonour my family.

I hope Wing Commander doesn't suck!

Godspeed friend, don't die, tia

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
THE PILGRIM CROSS HAS A KNIFE IN IT?!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


It is funny seeing people probated for being critical of Star Citizen but when you are posting things like "Chris Robert is a hack" and "apologist bullshit" what should we expect a moderator to do?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Pilgrims mark wormhole or somesuch. I'm glad we have people that can see giant blue balls of neon light in the middle of BLACK NOTHINGNESS, who are totally not just regular humans.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Jobbo_Fett posted:

THE PILGRIM CROSS HAS A KNIFE IN IT?!

:frogsiren: Lesnick exit strategy confirmed :frogsiren:

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Decrepus posted:

It is funny seeing people probated for being critical of Star Citizen but when you are posting things like "Chris Robert is a hack" and "apologist bullshit" what should we expect a moderator to do?
The rant amused me. That they were probated is no surprise.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Please dump Matthew Lillard out of the airlock... please dump Matthew Lillard out of the airlock... please....

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Please dump Matthew Lillard out of the airlock... please dump Matthew Lillard out of the airlock... please....

:(

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Pilgrim uses natural Pilgrim abilities to save his CO and his co-pilot.


Jurgen: "I hate Pilgrims for no adequate reason, watch your rear end Blair."

Crash74
May 11, 2009

TTerrible posted:

:frogsiren: Lesnick exit strategy confirmed :frogsiren:

What? Him dying of a massive heart attack after making it halfway up a single flight of stairs?

If you are reading this sandi you need to fire fat rear end before he keals over so your insurance doesn't sky rocket.

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Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Pilgrim uses natural Pilgrim abilities to save his CO and his co-pilot.


Jurgen: "I hate Pilgrims for no adequate reason, watch your rear end Blair."

Just wait till his super-power is revealed!

Seriously, how the gently caress did this movie happen after WC3 and 4? Why not just loving reuse the script and actors from there?

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