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As if we didn't know already, but since the book isn't announced now, it's not coming out before season six. GURM Sux
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 06:55 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:18 |
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Remember back in the summer when some people on the internet were buying into some vague rumors about some Polish publishing company that was allegedly preparing to publish TWoW in October? lol
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 08:14 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Remember back in the summer when some people on the internet were buying into some vague rumors about some Polish publishing company that was allegedly preparing to publish TWoW in October? Yeah, I remember there was also some reddit thread where some of the last, totally optimistic hold-out gurm fans were hyping themselves into believing "Gurm is writing WoW" conspiracy theories based on some of his vague NotABlog comment section answers
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# ? Dec 25, 2015 15:12 |
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So what do you reckon the GRRM is working on for the new book (that's never coming out) to passive-aggressive the show? Like, we get an entire new season of stuff before it comes out (no it won't) so he's gonna be looking to swerve something for buy my book purposes. Personally, I hope Davos rocks up to Skagos where Rickon turns out to be Azor Ahai and he sits the Walnut Throne just not giving a gently caress. Also, Bran's a tree now. Jesus he is dull.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 17:59 |
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rejutka posted:So what do you reckon the GRRM is working on for the new book (that's never coming out) to passive-aggressive the show? Like, we get an entire new season of stuff before it comes out (no it won't) so he's gonna be looking to swerve something for buy my book purposes. Personally, I hope Davos rocks up to Skagos where Rickon turns out to be Azor Ahai and he sits the Walnut Throne just not giving a gently caress. What if Bran becomes a walnut tree?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 23:00 |
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Still holding out hope Jon fucks Meera and then they turn out to be brother and sister twins in the next book.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 16:47 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:What if Bran becomes a walnut tree? Then Rickon makes a chair.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:04 |
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Then Rickon smashes his nuts.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 17:18 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:What if Bran becomes a walnut tree?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 19:00 |
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ruddiger posted:Still holding out hope Jon fucks Meera and then they turn out to be brother and sister twins in the next book. why? to fulfill your own disgusting fantasies?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 20:53 |
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ruddiger posted:Still holding out hope Jon fucks Meera and then they turn out to be brother and sister twins in the next book. You are really reaching here. Everyone knows Bran wargs into Hodor and fucks the bog slut. It's like you haven't even read the books.
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 21:42 |
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TommyGun85 posted:why? to fulfill your own disgusting fantasies? Why, is he GRRM?
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# ? Dec 27, 2015 23:03 |
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mind the walrus posted:Then Rickon makes a chair. A chair can't be a table.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 02:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A chair can't be a table. God that show went to poo poo so badly in the end.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 03:21 |
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TommyGun85 posted:why? to fulfill your own disgusting fantasies?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 22:53 |
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Who's the WILDCARD that wrote this: GRRM Has No Pages quote:Fans of A Song Of Ice And Fire—the books on which the popular HBO drama Game of Thrones are based—have a lot of theories. Some are about Jon Snow’s true parentage; some are about whether Brandon Stark ate his friend Jojen Reed; some are about whether Tyrion Lannister is the product of Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo having conceived a time-traveling fetus; some of the craziest ones involve author George R.R. Martin publishing The Winds of Winter, the highly-anticipated next book in the acclaimed fantasy series. Here’s a theory: he never will!
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# ? Dec 30, 2015 20:08 |
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Voodoo posted:Who's the WILDCARD that wrote this: thats a pretty good read, and wildcards as all gently caress. The comments in that thread just don't stop: quote:They’re the perfect novels for people who regard fiction (whether or not they would say so) as a sideline for roleplaying. He tells you everything you would need to know to LARP the world, from the emblems and styles to the local cuisine. The books are like a D&D manual with a plot, although your metaphor is probably funnier. quote:He also released 2 of the awesome Dunk and Egg novellas (soon to be HBO mini series) since 2003, a bunch of other novellas including princess and the queen (which I’d bet will become a high budget dragon fighting movie one day), a really comprehensive reference book and wrote a few TV episodes taboot. kcroy fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Dec 30, 2015 |
# ? Dec 30, 2015 22:18 |
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Voodoo posted:Who's the WILDCARD that wrote this: I was going to post that last night. Best part too is that Deadspin's a football blog. They're coming at GRRM from home turf. Now I wonder if some courageously stupid intern at Bantam (or, I dunno, Ty) with access to the WoW manuscript will take them up on their bounty. Because Gawker blogs do cash out when someone delivers the goods they want. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Dec 31, 2015 |
# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:02 |
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nine-gear crow posted:I was going to post that last night. Best part too is that Deadspin's a football blog. They're coming at GRRM from home turf. Ty would have to be the hugest hypocrite to betray the Gurm at this point, as he now has his own neverending book series, with endless unnecessary cash-in tie-in novellas, and a cheesy Tv adaption to boot. Expect a Wit and Wisdom of Foul Mouthed UN Grandma shitbook just in time for next Christmas shopping season if the TV show becomes a hit.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:25 |
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Whelp, I guess it is as good a time as any for my once a year check in (or has it been 2 years?) Hmmm. I guess i barely care at this point but has Ser Fat gently caress actually written anything lately? Any cases of poo poo-dick to report? Anything at all that I missed in the bad thread? Do you guys even still call it that? I don't recognize any of these names except Blade of Tyshalle and a couple others. Has everyone pretty much come the the realization that no book (written by grrm at least) is ever coming. I feel so old and tired. Perhaps it's time for a nice long rest.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 00:40 |
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It was wide open, and the hall lined with servants, male and female, in black. In the midst, between these two rows, stood Griffith Gaunt, bareheaded, to welcome the guests. His arm was in a sling. He had received all the others in the middle of the hall; but he came to the threshold to meet Kate and her father. He bowed low and respectfully, then gave his left hand to Kate to conduct her, after the formal fashion of the day. The sight of his arm in a sling startled and affected her; and with him giving her his hand almost at the same moment, she pressed it, or indeed squeezed it nervously, and it was in her heart to say something kind and womanly: but her father was close behind, and she was afraid of saying something too kind, if she said anything at all; so Griffith only got a little gentle nervous pinch. 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The Peytons were nearly the last persons expected; and soon after their arrival the funeral procession formed. This part was entirely arranged by the undertaker. The monstrous custom of forbidding ladies to follow their dead had not yet occurred even to the idiots of the nation, and Mr. Peyton and his daughter were placed in the second carriage.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 10:48 |
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Go on.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 15:52 |
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el_brio posted:Whelp, I guess it is as good a time as any for my once a year check in (or has it been 2 years?) Hmmm. I guess i barely care at this point but has Ser Fat gently caress actually written anything lately? Any cases of poo poo-dick to report? Anything at all that I missed in the bad thread? Do you guys even still call it that? I don't recognize any of these names except Blade of Tyshalle and a couple others. Has everyone pretty much come the the realization that no book (written by grrm at least) is ever coming. I feel so old and tired. Perhaps it's time for a nice long rest. The show is poised to pass the books, so this season will be interesting. mostly watching GRRM tbh. I expect the notablog discussions about the HBO series to be seriously curtailed. but yeah, nothing happened this year. book wasn't published.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 20:11 |
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It's almost 2016. Where's the book GRRM
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 22:09 |
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kcroy posted:The show is poised to pass the books, so this season will be interesting. mostly watching GRRM tbh. I expect the notablog discussions about the HBO series to be seriously curtailed. but yeah, nothing happened this year. book wasn't published. The show passed the books for several characters last season*. This season is going to be the rest of the characters' story lines passing them unless it's an entire season of flashbacks, Lady Stoneheart, with a side-order of Dorne's Idiot Prince Goes East. * assuming HBO isn't just diverting in massive ways, like if Stannis wins the battle in the books despite losing on the show.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 22:32 |
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el_brio posted:I don't recognize any of these names except Blade of Tyshalle I'm an internet celebrity A Canadian one, because I walked an hour in the snow to get a Tim Horton's coffee just now. I could deal with taking the black, honestly. It's not much different from living in Yellowknife.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 23:06 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:The show passed the books for several characters last season*. This season is going to be the rest of the characters' story lines passing them unless it's an entire season of flashbacks, Lady Stoneheart, with a side-order of Dorne's Idiot Prince Goes East. I expect the fat gently caress to change all kinds of things. I mean its not like he's written any of it. just as easy to make something different.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 23:34 |
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Mike N Eich posted:It's almost 2016. Where's the book GRRM In 2018 where it belongs.
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# ? Dec 31, 2015 23:34 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:
That makes more sense, honestly. Ramsay isn't nearly as important in the books as he is in the show where he's the only main antagonist left alive.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 00:26 |
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I think I understand this thread now: http://grrm.livejournal.com/462643.html (Yesterday GRRM said he might give a TWOW update in his year end post)
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 00:43 |
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Hahahahaha. GRRM: Can't even write a loving post.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 00:55 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:I think I understand this thread now: GRRM ends the year with a My Dog ate my Homework post. Amazing.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 01:54 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:GRRM ends the year with a My Dog ate my Homework post. Amazing. That's a lotta words for how you don't have any words to show us. Coulda said "Whoops, lost a larger post, man that's frustrating. Okay in short: I didn't write anything this year and I'm not going to write anything next year. I like football and meat lovers pizzas, as always. happy new year" There I just fixed his mistake for him.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 01:58 |
What professional writer of any merit writes their entire single draft in the blogging program online and not in a safer word processor first?
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:14 |
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"Fahte," dear squire." the kngiht did say " Aye, ser, for thee sall I fahte." The sqiure knelt up nothe stinking rushes. JHE dropped his aurochspelt chapless breeches and let trip a real loving stinker, it smelt like a pregnan t maid not crakwled up his shittying hell rear end in a top hat and loving died. "BY the seven!" "Forsooth thee" declared the Grave Knight
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:33 |
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happy new year avshalom!
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:36 |
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Avshalom posted:"Fahte," dear squire." the kngiht did say This is the GRRM thread, not the Chaucer thread.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 05:39 |
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Max posted:What professional writer of any merit writes their entire single draft in the blogging program online and not in a safer word processor first? Wordstar v0.5 does not have the copy-paste feature
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:10 |
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Max posted:What professional writer well there's yer problem eh
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 06:23 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:18 |
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GRRM please allow Brandon Sanderson to complete your novels. TIA
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 07:05 |