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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Glad you like it! I had a helluva time explaining to the UPS clerk why I had to ship under Booblord.

Nice! I was wondering if N4I was gonna tell me you needed my real name or if the pseudonym was gonna work, lol

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It's probably a good thing I didn't participate this year. One of you would have gotten cum lube.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I actually did buy a clone a willy kit and had planned on sending that with some beer but the idea for the raptor etching hit me and took priority. I commissioned the same redneck to do one for my stepdad in honor of his dog bear that passed a short while back. It's loving awesome too. He'll do those things framed for cheap if you're willing to drive to the middle of nowhere north of marianna, fl. He freehands it with a dremel and a diamond bit. He told me that he was struggling with the necklace at first, but I explained a bit of the backstory behind the pic and the goal, he cut it loving perfect in about 30 minutes.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Dec 22, 2015

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Final piece of the puzzle arrived today. Will assemble and get it out tomorrow for my Secret Satan to enjoy. :v:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Nice! I was wondering if N4I was gonna tell me you needed my real name or if the pseudonym was gonna work, lol

You know I wasnt sure myself, so I sent my full name because trying to explain sending a package to "holocaust bloopers" seemed like a nightmare waiting to happen.

And yea the raptor picture is awesome. My roommate saw it and was like, "well at least it wasn't a dildo or anything super weird."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I actually don't think I referenced any usernames at all. I guess I'll fess up when the time comes.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

One of you is getting two things that are big, black, and offensive tomorrow.

So a thing showed up today...







:3:Thanks dude! I actually didn't have either of those things, and I'm super stoked! I had been meaning (meining?) to check out that book from the library, but yeah, this will be easier to deal with than the awkward stares.

As a bonus, my two year old is happily eating the packing peanuts cuz one of her sister told her that they were popcorn...


EDIT: Santee, my bombpresent should show up tomorrow by COB. Hopefully it's not broken. One of the things was made by a buddy who is getting it distributed in a bunch of the grocery stores around here, and its pretty good, so that's why its in there and doesn't really fit with the rest of the stuff.

bengy81 fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Dec 23, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hurray!

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Deathy McDeath posted:

In his advanced age, I don't think that Gunny Hekk really "gets" secret santa. Please find the enclosed exhibit for evidence:



I mean, look at this. Dude got me authentic japanese stoneware mugs. While a lovely gift, it's not really befitting a--



Oh, what's this? oh.



Oh.

I had you last year too and wanted to do something different than an elephant trunk thong. Figured you might at least use the cups.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That thong was dope though

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Just received gift from I believe bengy.

It owns. Pics will be coming.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Still waiting. One more day until I leave for vacation. :saddowns:

bengy81
May 8, 2010

USMC503 posted:

Just received gift from I believe bengy.

It owns. Pics will be coming.

Nothing broken?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Got all my poo poo together finally but I can't send it till Monday. I'll pay for expedited shipping. Sorry bud!

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

bengy81 posted:

Nothing broken?

Nope. That poo poo was exceptionally well packed lol.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
How can you still not have photos, I went and worked out for 2 hours


That must be some good poo poo

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


My santee's bombimeanPACKAGE went out this morning. Won't make it by xmas, but shouldn't be too much longer than that.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
It says my poo poo was delivered, hopefully didn't get stolen or some poo poo.

It also says its at the front door, really hoping it got there okay.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Dec 24, 2015

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

NTT posted:

How can you still not have photos, I went and worked out for 2 hours


That must be some good poo poo

It is great, but the delay is due to laziness.

Big box arrived. Apparently weighing 11 pounds per UPS (box is cat approved btw).



This package, as I mentioned, was VERY well packed. Like holy poo poo.



"Enjoy your beer and salsa." Ooooohhh



A bottle opener AND sealer? This is an amazing invention.



The goods.



Yazzzzz



This Winter Ale and salsa is hella good. One of my favorite beers comes from Colorado actually bengy. The Boulder Shake owns loving bones.

You did good bruh.

e: timg'd because gently caress your tables.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

USMC503 posted:

It is great, but the delay is due to laziness.

Big box arrived. Apparently weighing 11 pounds per UPS (box is cat approved btw).



This package, as I mentioned, was VERY well packed. Like holy poo poo.



"Enjoy your beer and salsa." Ooooohhh



A bottle opener AND sealer? This is an amazing invention.



The goods.



Yazzzzz



This Winter Ale and salsa is hella good. One of my favorite beers comes from Colorado actually bengy. The Boulder Shake owns loving bones.

You did good bruh.

e: timg'd because gently caress your tables.

Glad you liked it! Rockyard makes some pretty dope beer, if you are ever in the neighborhood, let me know and I will buy you one! Yeti is probably my favorite beer ever, it's fantastic, and it's worth tracking down some of the different versions if you can. I haven't tried Yule Fuel, but I hear good things about that brewery, so let me know what you think of it.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
gently caress it, Dead Reckoning did you get your poo poo? It says it arrived at 9 this morning. Hope something didn't get messed up.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Mike-o posted:

gently caress it, Dead Reckoning did you get your poo poo? It says it arrived at 9 this morning. Hope something didn't get messed up.
Yeah, guy dropped it off this afternoon, just got a chance to get it open. I did open the letter first:



Oh my.

The box was opened in the garage, because although two of you have my address now, I still don't trust you not to mail me spiders.
That was probably for the best, because

Oh my god! DR! A bomb!




Indeed.

I'm pretty sure California considers mini-nukes to be assault weapons, but I was able to disarm it.



It's the Fallout anthology collection!
It also came with art suitable for framing:



Thanks man, I really appreciate it. The mini-nuke is going in my home office.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That rules

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Glad it got there, also I have horrible handwriting and those posters were way smaller than I thought they'd be.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Where are those posters from? Those are awesome.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Found them on etsy by typing in "nuke".

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
This has been a fun thread. You all did a good job. I'm happy to have participated.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFx6j8jiYrs
gently caress yeah and hail santa

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


He went Nu Metal this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXzv3Qy0Uko

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Package going out today. Packed something a lil extra to make up for the lateness :shobon:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I was gone last year was the secret Santa pretty good?


Because this thread constantly delivers (no pun intended)

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

I was gone last year was the secret Santa pretty good?


Because this thread constantly delivers (no pun intended)

It was pretty great.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Maybe one day if I'm not lazy or if you guys want to make a post when it's all done with pics of the gift and who was whose Santee etc

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Merry Christmas you filthy animals.




Love you all, yes even Cole.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWZxtDooY

Keep the change.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Dead Reckoning posted:

Yeah, guy dropped it off this afternoon, just got a chance to get it open. I did open the letter first:



Oh my.

The box was opened in the garage, because although two of you have my address now, I still don't trust you not to mail me spiders.
That was probably for the best, because

Oh my god! DR! A bomb!




Indeed.

I'm pretty sure California considers mini-nukes to be assault weapons, but I was able to disarm it.



It's the Fallout anthology collection!
It also came with art suitable for framing:



Thanks man, I really appreciate it. The mini-nuke is going in my home office.

thats loving awesome

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Received my present, will post pics later. Thanks Naked Bear!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hooray! :buddy:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I got a package.











:ohdear:



This thing kicks rear end!




Thanks dude!

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

gently caress I totally forgot to throw a veggie omelet and other CIF gear in mine

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