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B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

XK posted:

"The guy who wrote the manual on how to fake demos in CryEngine works there, so obviously it wasn't faked."

Jesus they're still posting. I haven't looked at it in a couple of days. James Brand is dedicated.

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Nation posted:

ahem. starship troopers is legit as gently caress

Er, yeah. That movie is loving ace.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

xanif posted:

How are people still arguing in the comments of that article.

I guess when there is nothing to actually do in SC the only thing to do is write an unending stream of stupid poo poo online attacking anyone who is even moderately critical about the "game."

We at information redux aren't complaining. Let them bitch.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6157650/#Comment_6157650

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/309095/possible-gender-race-and-maybe-species-character-creations

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Crash74 posted:

Even star ship troopers is 100x better than wing commander, casper van dien is a shakespearean poet compared to thoes chuckle fucks.

Starship Troopers is unironically a fantastic movie on multiple levels.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Crash74 posted:

Even star ship troopers is 100x better than wing commander, casper van dien is a shakespearean poet compared to thoes chuckle fucks.

Seriously, saying that "event" Starship Troopers is better is like saying that even the Veyron was faster than his car.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3y7xq8/mr_smalls_brags_about_attempted_rsi_hostile_take/cyc0lyv?context=3


https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3y7xq8/mr_smalls_brags_about_attempted_rsi_hostile_take/cyc2p4t?context=3

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Crash74 posted:

Even star ship troopers is 100x better than wing commander, casper van dien is a shakespearean poet compared to thoes chuckle fucks.
um excuse me i think you mean wing commander iv alumni casper van dien

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

Slow and steady wins the race.

(I actually can't watch this all at once, I've taken breaks like every five minutes because this movie is terrible)

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Karl might become the world's most prolific auditor if he cared about it as much as he cares about this video game

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Star Citizen: I'd rather buy unfinished digital space ships in a game that doesn't exist yet!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
I like how people are intentionally skirting the CSS of the sub to downvote Bootcha.

Citizens be salty af

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Do you think she wears those glasses in selfies so that nobody can do succubus eyes on her anymore?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
I like the reflection in her glasses revealing her outstretched hand taking a selfie. Nobody else can get near her... does anyone else smell brimstone?

fuzzknot
Mar 23, 2009

Yip yip yip yip yip

. . . Lol. Did that thread get ANYTHING right?

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
Well they're SC white knights so getting things wrong is second nature to them.

fuzzknot
Mar 23, 2009

Yip yip yip yip yip

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Merry Chrismas everybody! Santa was wonderful to me. How about you?

It was most excellent. Bootcha and my dad and I celebrated together.

I gave Bootcha this hideous inflatable Darth Vader we saw at Target that I wouldn't let him get at the time but then felt guilty about since I figured it was supposed to be OUR Christmas, not MY Christmas. I figured I had to compromise on something since I made him go tasteful with the rest of the decorations.



Then we had Christmas dinner, watched movies, and went home.

Also, I'm so sorry I ever started the derail about pizza.

. . . I like pineapple on pizza. :(

Oh, and gently caress y'all; the bean juice in chili is the perfect complement to the bacon fat.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



fuzzknot posted:

. . . Lol. Did that thread get ANYTHING right?

That thread spiraled into insanity, poor Bootcha :(

itsnice2bnice
Mar 21, 2010

Talking about goon face blindness, I always thought that the Starship Troopers guy who gets a knife thrown into his hand was the same actor as the caveman fighter pilot from Battlefield Earth. But according to IMDB Barry Pepper and Jake Busey are two separate poo poo actors.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
How about we do lovely pixel art for a few pages?

"I wanna go SPACE!"

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

I made it to space bulldozer. Obviously the climax of this whole poo poo.

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Dapper Dan posted:

Star Citizen: why don't they just

pftc
Oct 1, 2015

pftc posted:

I made it to space bulldozer. Obviously the climax of this whole poo poo.



They could end the film here.

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

fuzzknot posted:

. . . I like pineapple on pizza.

Yesssssssss.

You will ride eternal in the halls of Valhalla, pineapply and hammy!

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

gently caress Corporations!

*buys smartphone, drinks starbucks coffee, wears JC Penny Fedora, buys battlefront anyway because Star Citizen is unfinished*

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

This, this Is the one :D

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

pftc posted:

They could end the film here.



Movie should've literally ended when Maniac tries that aileron roll. Just have him crash, bulldozer, end credits.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Movie should've literally ended when Maniac tries that aileron roll. Just have him crash, bulldozer, thumbs up, end credits.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

SirPhoebos posted:

I love it when Gryphon zips in whenever he thinks he has something of a zinger and then immediately flees when everyone tells him what a loving idiot he is.

I also love that he has never posted on any thread that's not about Star Citizen.

I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a Mod Challenge, but then he'd probably just ignore it

I don't give a poo poo about anything else on this website.

Zoooooom.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Gryphon0468 posted:

I don't give a poo poo about anything else on this website.

Zoooooom.

ok

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

The perfect scene would've been Maniac boasting about being able to, but Rosie teases him about being a terrible pilot and such. Maniac, now in doubt of his abilities, looks over yonder and spots none other than Chairman who says a few things to him "I only fly with the best pilots!" and gives him the encouraging thumbs up. A now revitalized Maniac dives into the landing strip and attempts the maneuver only to gently caress up, crash and explode.

No one cares or even tries to help out the now-dead pilot. The 'dozer is sent, and another craft is claimed by the deep black sea.

Roll credits.

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer

Gryphon0468 posted:

I don't give a poo poo about anything else on this website.

Zoooooom.

Same

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

I actually have the Wing Commander Movie.
On DVD.
At my home.

I might do the challenge :hehe:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Michaellaneous posted:

I actually have the Wing Commander Movie.
On DVD.
At my home.

I might do the challenge :hehe:

drink everytime you cringe

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6154430/#Comment_6154430


https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6146654/#Comment_6146654

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Gryphon0468 posted:

I don't give a poo poo about anything else on this website.

Zoooooom.

Just follow that thought and extend it to not giving a poo poo about everything else on the internet including SC. It is the goon way.

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Gonkish
May 19, 2004

Nation posted:

drink everytime you cringe

He said he wanted to do the challenge, not loving DIE. Jesus, bro. Gosh.

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