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Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Toops posted:

Yeah some creepy doxxing last couple of pages. I do not want.

hehe yea, although I cant look away because its entertaining

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Mr.Tophat posted:

The petard the retard brought in was his own to be hoisted by.

She was asking for it with those clothes she was wearing

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien
I hate playing dark souls, everytime i'm invaded, it's like i'm being raped. Why can't i tell my invader not to invade? Who set up the rules here.

#GrieferNoGriefing
#Awwmannn

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

starkebn posted:

She was asking for it with those clothes she was wearing

Come on officer, that's an unfair comparison

No, don't take my space trucking license away! It's all I've got!

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Probably shouldn't dox him. He's 26 and only has a highschool education. Of course he's gonna get scammed, poor guy has a poo poo job and no car. I don't know what jobs you can get without a college degree or a technical education. What is he, like a janitor or a customer service representative?

LeinadGryphon: looking for a girl with depth, gently caress the blind chicks.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
Hey Reddit I don't have time to reply to everyone and that's cool.

Look bros the bottom line is the next ship sale that happens I want you guys to tell CR "gently caress you, you have 100 million dollars in crowd funding, you don't need anymore loving money, make my loving dream game you loving rear end in a top hat. And don't hand-wave my loving hopes and dreams I want you to come forth with every loving promise you alluded to and made."

Yeah, get a refund until you're at the $50~$100 dollar level. Ships are hosed and will remain so until well after release.

Remember when you loved Lamp?

Well Lamp is telling you to get a loving refund.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Bootcha posted:

Hey Reddit I don't have time to reply to everyone and that's cool.

Look bros the bottom line is the next ship sale that happens I want you guys to tell CR "gently caress you, you have 100 million dollars in crowd funding, you don't need anymore loving money, make my loving dream game you loving rear end in a top hat. And don't hand-wave my loving hopes and dreams I want you to come forth with every loving promise you alluded to and made."

Yeah, get a refund until you're at the $50~$100 dollar level. Ships are hosed and will remain so until well after release.

Remember when you loved Lamp?

Well Lamp is telling you to get a loving refund.

DON'T DO IT STAR SHITIZENS! HE'S TRYING TO GET YOU TO SELL HIM YOUR SHIPS SO HE CAN REINVEST INTO STAR SHITIZEN AND AMASS A GOON NAVY!

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

Ravane posted:

DON'T DO IT STAR SHITIZENS! HE'S TRYING TO GET YOU TO SELL HIM YOUR SHIPS SO HE CAN REINVEST INTO STAR SHITIZEN AND AMASS A GOON NAVY!

loving OPSEC RAV, GAWD.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Bootcha posted:

loving OPSEC RAV, GAWD.



:smuggo: I'm a sleeper shitizen.

Ravane fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Dec 27, 2015

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Ravane posted:

Probably shouldn't dox him. He's 26 and only has a highschool education. Of course he's gonna get scammed, poor guy has a poo poo job and no car. I don't know what jobs you can get without a college degree or a technical education. What is he, like a janitor or a customer service representative?

Technically, if you're on Social Security Disability Insurance, you're probably not working at all. The way you get on SSDI is that you have a disability that prevents you from being employed in any position and you've been unemployed for at least a year. And any means anything, so if you're a paraplegic but you've worked in the past in a non-labor position or a desk job, then you're likely not going to be eligible for Disability because the jobs you're qualified for don't need a lot of movement.

It's possible to work once you've on SSDI, but if you make more than $1090/month (which is just under minimum wage at full-time), they end your benefits since you're obviously capable of working a full-time job or supporting yourself. It's a safety net, but, also like a net, it's kind of a trap if you get caught in it.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Ravane posted:



:smuggo: I'm a sleeper shitizen.
Bahubali! :swoon:

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

AP posted:



$1000-$2499



Lol. But I'm the stalker right? ;D

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Toops posted:

Yeah some creepy doxxing last couple of pages. I do not want.
I know it feels like karmic payback and gryphon has been the worst sort of SA spergtroll- a boring, predictable one. But for me there's no satisfaction to be had in seeing a wider view of his desperate existence. He's a fractal; the pattern we see in micro in his Reddit / SA posts just repeats itself at macro-- where the comedy of gryphon becomes tragedy of him.

TL:DR
Do not want either.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

fuctifino posted:

Gramaphone0468 definitely isn't Karl.



Hello Daniel Simons.

Wow you dug even deeper than I thought, I assumed you did a simple google search and got my email from my Twitter or something. Would have been much easier. Look me up on Facebook, we could go grab drinks some time.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

Gryphon0468 posted:

Wow you dug even deeper than I thought, I assumed you did a simple google search and got my email from my Twitter or something. Would have been much easier. Look me up on Facebook, we could go grab drinks some time.

how can one man be so owned

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

MilesK posted:

Is that bird avatar some sort of furry poo poo? (Are there bird furries?)

Star citizen's are a hosed up bunch of people.

I'll give you a hint. It has to do with my name.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

2DCAT posted:

Remember, this is the dude who said typing things into search engines wasn't stalking or anything creepy, so no one feel bad about doing this.

You can do better than that. That's not what I said silly.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
You look like a potato

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

Gryphon0468 posted:

Wow you dug even deeper than I thought, I assumed you did a simple google search and got my email from my Twitter or something. Would have been much easier. Look me up on Facebook, we could go grab drinks some time.

It's sad how little imagination you have that you have to use your real name backwards as an alias, and when your figured out that was a bad idea, you have to you use your mobile phone number to make it unique.

It's even sadder that when I saw the "0468" way back when, the first though that came through my head was "oh god, that's the first 4 digits of his mobile number" (I'm also Australian FYI), because I knew you'd get torn to shreds one day.

Never use personal information as a username/alias, you're only asking for trouble doing so.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

Lol a bot lifted my old as gently caress profile from I don't even know which dating site and put it on another one? Didn't think they even bothered doing that with males.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

Rudager posted:

It's sad how little imagination you have that you have to use your real name backwards as an alias, and when your figured out that was a bad idea, you have to you use your mobile phone number to make it unique.

It's even sadder that when I saw the "0468" way back when, the first though that came through my head was "oh god, that's the first 4 digits of his mobile number" (I'm also Australian FYI), because I knew you'd get torn to shreds one day.

Never use personal information as a username/alias, you're only asking for trouble doing so.

Come on I was literally 12 when I made that email and the online nickname just kinda stuck. Also unlike most of you I don't care about things like my name and picture being online, it's all on Facebook anyway. Have fun kiddies.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
This is a fellow with absolutely nothing to lose.

Except further cash to a scam more sophisticated than Herbalife.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Is gryphon = karl = that's him in a wheelchair = uses disability funds as income to buy fake spaceships?

Or is it

all SC whales = gryphon?

Because I can't really find any distinction aside from usernames

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Good Dumplings posted:

how can one man be so owned

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gryphon0468 posted:

Lol a bot lifted my old as gently caress profile from I don't even know which dating site and put it on another one? Didn't think they even bothered doing that with males.

that you're a serious star citizen backer is still the most embarrassing thing about you but that profile indicates that it's an extremely close race

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i don't have much time or money because i buy pictures of space ships and spend ungodly amounts of time defending the purchase online across multiple forums but i'm looking for a gf. must have depth

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Marching Powder posted:

i don't have much time or money because i buy pictures of space ships and spend ungodly amounts of time defending the purchase online across multiple forums but i'm looking for a gf. must have fidelity

Fixed that for you chum

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Gryphon0468 posted:

Lol a bot lifted my old as gently caress profile from I don't even know which dating site and put it on another one? Didn't think they even bothered doing that with males.

Yes gryphon is right goons, what made you think he goes to Internet dating sites when it is clear that he goes to pubeless midget porn sites

Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...


Grimey Drawer

EminusSleepus posted:

Yes gryphon is right goons, what made you think he goes to Internet dating sites when it is clear that he goes to pubeless midget porn sites

Not seeing the problem with this. :shrug:

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Incombibulator posted:

Not seeing the problem with this. :shrug:

some people kinkshame. its a sad and lonely existence when one must shame another man for his kinks.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Acquilae posted:

Bahubali! :swoon:

My mind's being blown that someone recognized this. I might have to accept I'm not the only desi in this thread. :smith:

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
There's no need to dox anyone who spent more than three figures on Star Citizen. Why? Here, I give you a conversation with a normal person:

"Hey, I need your opinion on someone."

"Ok."

"They are an adult that spent four figures on imaginary spaceships that don't exist and..."

"Stop, I have enough information. The person you are dealing with is a retard."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



If gryphon rolls this hard for just a little bit longer then I think he can get a job working for Snoop Dogg.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gryphon0468 posted:

Come on I was literally 12 when I made that email and the online nickname just kinda stuck. Also unlike most of you I don't care about things like my name and picture being online, it's all on Facebook anyway. Have fun kiddies.

just a thought man if you're going to be a dickhead in every corner of the internet to defend the honor of the most pathetic thing imaginable you may want to avoid using a name that when googled will immediately own you into the ground causing you to instantly revert to several embarrassing posts of you rolling with the punches. i understand that in terms of general, objective patheticness you'd actually be somewhere in the lower-middle of star citizen backers which over time may have caused you to think that you're not a massive loser but even among other gamers you're still a pretty huge embarrassment and you should avoid broadcasting this far and wide in future. that said good luck with your big broken space game.

Digital Prophet
Apr 16, 2006

"..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."


Kickstartception

"i play alot and am not greedy i will share and let others fly. sign up at lethalitygaming.com and download voice comms teamspeak3 to chat with others in community"

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Gawain The Blind posted:

Kickstartception

"i play alot and am not greedy i will share and let others fly. sign up at lethalitygaming.com and download voice comms teamspeak3 to chat with others in community"

lmao wtf

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

:eyepop:

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Blazing Ownager posted:

Yep, pretty much this 100%, though honestly "bad B movie" is the most fitting thing you could make for Doom.

That said, the soundtrack is absolutely great FPS music.

:eng101: John Carpenter also wrote and preformed the Soundtrack to Ghosts of Mars

Gawain The Blind posted:

Kickstartception

"i play alot and am not greedy i will share and let others fly. sign up at lethalitygaming.com and download voice comms teamspeak3 to chat with others in community"

Ahahah, holy gently caress, the Star Citizen community is a bunch of the stupidest motherfuckers I've ever seen. I could buy a $40 package right now (but I won't since I'm not a loving idiot) and just steal any ship I wanted, why would I pay to share it with some rubes when there's nothing enforcing this but the honor system? What are they going to do, whimper in the chat? In addition to that, there isn't a single goddamn thing to do with any of the ships but gently caress with other people

loving hell, these people deserve every ounce of misery coming to them. I have never seen a community this full of toxic, stone dumb motherfuckers with serious mental defects before.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Dec 27, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Gawain The Blind posted:

Kickstartception

"i play alot and am not greedy i will share and let others fly. sign up at lethalitygaming.com and download voice comms teamspeak3 to chat with others in community"

what the gently caress

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Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Dapper Dan posted:

:eng101: John Carpenter also wrote and preformed the Soundtrack to Ghosts of Mars


Ahahah, holy gently caress, the Star Citizen community is a bunch of the stupidest motherfuckers I've ever seen. I could buy a $40 package right now (but I won't since I'm not a loving idiot) and just steal any ship I wanted, why would I pay to share it with some rubes when there's nothing enforcing this but the honor system? What are they going to do, whimper in the chat? In addition to that, there isn't a single goddamn thing to do with any of the ships but gently caress with other people

loving hell, these people deserve every ounce of misery coming to them. I have never seen a community full of this toxic, stone dumb motherfuckers with serious mental defects before.

Maybe he's trying to take advantage of some rube. That's the smartest thing I've seen, I'd take the money and run.

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