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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT HOVERBOARDS JESUS CHRIST

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Alaois posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT HOVERBOARDS JESUS CHRIST

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNICYCLES NOW

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
Heelys are the REAL wave of the future.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Carecat posted:

Heelys are the REAL wave of the future.

my dream LA lights/Heely merger never happened :'(

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Soap shoes are coming back any day now, I'm telling you

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrCjATOxZ8

quote:

It was 1997. I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes. I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze. I was staring in national & international sales-commercials. Went on tour. And banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

This video is a few of my favorite clips that I seemed together. Most of this footage is random clips (1996-1999ish) that Soap was never able to use; as it was recorded in Hi-8 format rather than HD.

Anyways, this vid is dedicated to all my fans out there. A very Special-Thank-You to all of you who continue the "SPORT" of Soaping--You know who you are! Much love!

Keep slidin' boyz!
Ryan Jaunzemis,

For more pics, videos, and Soap Shoe updates, make sure to "LIKE" my Official Soap Shoes Facebook Page & Fan Site at:
https://www.facebook.com/RyanJaunzemisSoapShoesP%ADage

I live in Las Vegas now. If you're ever in town and want to Soap it up, hit me up and we'll see whats up. You can also friend me at: https://www.facebook.com/RyanJaunzemis and follow me on Instagram: @Jaunzemis | #Jaunzemis #SoapShoes

***Also, for the REAL fans! I have recently finished writing and publishing 2 new books on Soaping, entitled "SOAP SHOES -- Secret Tips & Tricks" & "THE NEW SOAP SHOES TRICKTIONARY (Version 2.0)" which are both AVAILABLE NOW on Amazon.com!

SOAP SHOES -- Secret Tips & Tricks, a raw-and-uncut, mammoth-sized, 480-page, full-color book, reveals all my Soaping-memoirs; including raw-and-uncut, behind-the-scenes, Soaping secrets and crazy underground-antics. The story also contains a few really juicy-details on a few random encounters with some really hot sexy Soap groupies that I banged on tour. But more importantly, in the book, I reveal to you all of my most hidden-secrets on how I did all of the crazy grinds that you see here & more! It also includes tons of other top-secret tips-and-tricks on how to become a better skater, a better athlete, and is packed FULL of advice on how to achieve a greater level of health & wellness so you can preform better out there on the streets. For more information, make sure to visit https://www.soapshoessecrettipsandtricks.com

Please feel free to leave any questions/comments you might have, and I will try to get back with you as soon as I can. My schedule always stays pretty busy--as I'm currently in the studio working on a new album--but I always try to write all of my fans back.

*Also, make sure to check out my new song and music video "Poppin' Dem Motorolaz" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDakx... about my crazy party life out here in Las Vegas; club hopping, popping extacy pills, and picking up hot bitchez. For more information please visit https://www.ryanjaunzemismusic.com

"LIKE", SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE!

Shalkore
Oct 11, 2007

Welcome to 2012!
what happened to rollerblades?

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

sudonim posted:

EDIT:
Taller unicycle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzW-oZuptY
How do you embed timestamps into youtube videos on SA now? Schadenfreude that I don't know how to SA anymore :(

Instead of copy/pasting the video url, put it in url tags. Additionally, make sure you copy the timestamp that youtube offers (right click on the video and click on 'copy url at current time')

This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzW-oZuptY

Becomes this:
https://youtu.be/LqzW-oZuptY?t=54

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

Carecat posted:

Heelys are the REAL wave of the future.

Shoes that get you where you're going faster are a dead end. What the world needs is a shoe that holds meat for when you get hungry along the way.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Random Hajile posted:

Shoes that get you where you're going faster are a dead end. What the world needs is a shoe that holds meat for when you get hungry along the way.

u know the bacon shoe exists

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Rick_Hunter posted:

Instead of copy/pasting the video url, put it in url tags. Additionally, make sure you copy the timestamp that youtube offers (right click on the video and click on 'copy url at current time')

This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzW-oZuptY

Becomes this:
https://youtu.be/LqzW-oZuptY?t=54

Bad advice.

The BBcode help says:
code:
[video type="youtube" start="54s"]LqzW-oZuptY[/video]

wayfinder has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Dec 28, 2015

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

u know the bacon shoe exists

No, no, that's no good. It'll spoil too quickly, it has too much fat in it, and you'll be getting grease everywhere you walk. What we need is something with lean meat in it, that's been dried to help make it last longer. Something that's a good source of protein to give you the energy you need for those long walks. Something that'll be refreshingly warm while you eat it, to comfort you while it's cold out.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wanamingo posted:

No, no, that's no good. It'll spoil too quickly, it has too much fat in it, and you'll be getting grease everywhere you walk. What we need is something with lean meat in it, that's been dried to help make it last longer. Something that's a good source of protein to give you the energy you need for those long walks. Something that'll be refreshingly warm while you eat it, to comfort you while it's cold out.

the grease is a feature to help u walk less, like a built in liquid soap dispencer in ur toes, u just slide around on a carpet of bacon grease



ooooooh liquid soap shoes patent pending

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Something like this?



http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/1/

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
http://i.imgur.com/d6JzsMf.webm

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Why does she have a video camera that's constantly recording footage of her living room?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Shalkore posted:

what happened to rollerblades?



It stopped being the 90s.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Wanamingo posted:

Why does she have a video camera that's constantly recording footage of her living room?

Whoever lives with her didn't buy that the dog kept falling on doorknobs.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Paranormal Puptivity

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

I was very afraid that the little puppy had fallen on its head

Please be okay little puppy :ohdear:

Wanamingo posted:

Why does she have a video camera that's constantly recording footage of her living room?

Because she was filming herself being cute with the puppy?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Somfin posted:

I was very afraid that the little puppy had fallen on its head

Please be okay little puppy :ohdear:


Because she was filming herself being cute with the puppy?

Why'd she put it behind a tree?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
could we get some vids of dogs hurting themselves on hoverboards? I want goon input on whether that should make me feel good or bad

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Rollerblades may be gone, but ive seen at least 4 different people (aged from like 10-50) wearing rollerskates.

I think they may have all been from eastern europe, maybe they just havent caught up with the past 2 centuries?

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Paranormal Puptivity

:golfclap:

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Alaois posted:

SHUT THE gently caress UP ABOUT HOVERBOARDS JESUS CHRIST

Keep it. We have a Pit Bull now :3

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Shalkore posted:

what happened to rollerblades?



If you think bikes are obnoxious just wait into you run into a pack of roller skiers:


Each one takes up as much room as a pair of bikes and they've got the trail etiquette of a jogger. Give them a wide berth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRePkKuGRiY&t=37s

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

MisterOblivious posted:

If you think bikes are obnoxious just wait into you run into a pack of roller skiers:


I don't think I've ever felt such instant hatred for a group of people I've never met before. Look at that bunch of twats.

Hoverboards are dumb as hell, but last year someone rode past me on an electric unicycle and that looked fun as hell. Looked it up and it was actually a viable commuting device, something the hoverboard could never be. Was bloody expensive though.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

MisterOblivious posted:

If you think bikes are obnoxious just wait into you run into a pack of roller skiers:


Each one takes up as much room as a pair of bikes and they've got the trail etiquette of a jogger. Give them a wide berth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRePkKuGRiY&t=37s

What the hell has to be wrong with a person to do that

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Parkingtigers posted:

I don't think I've ever felt such instant hatred for a group of people I've never met before. Look at that bunch of twats.

Hoverboards are dumb as hell, but last year someone rode past me on an electric unicycle and that looked fun as hell. Looked it up and it was actually a viable commuting device, something the hoverboard could never be. Was bloody expensive though.

I hope they're constantly hitting each other with their stupid poles. loving rollerskiers!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Rally drivers' onboard cameras, a mix of :stonk:"OH GOD!":stonk: and :cool:"gently caress YEAH!":cool: moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXgcAECcpAg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl3uBNmpf10
SAMMY YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME

Shalkore posted:

what happened to rollerblades?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=halhVBSMwlY

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Wanamingo posted:

Why does she have a video camera that's constantly recording footage of her living room?

indoor security camera

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Woah, he's... uh... really keepin' that hand there, isn't he?

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
http://i.imgur.com/JB25AXT.webm

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Don't worry, Rollerblades will have a resurgence once we hit full on cyberpunk dystopia times.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Hahaha wtf I never heard this:

MorgaineDax posted:

Segway schadenfreude peaked when the CEO died after driving his off a cliff. Until a CEO hoverboards himself through a plate glass window 20 stories up, there's no contest.

He was the guy that invented HESCO fencing not a Segway guy.

Yeah I know, STFU about hoverboards.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I'm personally hoping we get a dystopian ciderpunk future, where viscious cider-gangs fight for control of the distilleries, and the only currency worth anything is the nuAPPPLE.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Aw man, @75luxury beat me to the scoop again!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm personally hoping we get a dystopian ciderpunk future, where viscious cider-gangs fight for control of the distilleries, and the only currency worth anything is the nuAPPPLE.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Cidertown."

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speshl guy
Dec 11, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm personally hoping we get a dystopian ciderpunk future, where viscious cider-gangs fight for control of the distilleries, and the only currency worth anything is the nuAPPPLE.

I tried really hard to make a joke about how it's dystopian because no one followed the ciderhouse rules.

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