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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Can we rename gip to Plug, Butt (1)

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Glad you like it, dude! :)

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Got a package the other day.



It's from Slim!


Here's the bag of dicks


What's this? A beecock?


Oh! It's for Alfie!


A good book


And a good beer!


Thanks Santa!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Glad you like the gift, dude. Sounds like you already read the book, though

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
I actually just started the book and so far I'm loving it. Really engaging and it's about one of my favorite historical eras. Thanks again!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
trip report on that butt plug

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

trip report on that butt plug

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

holocaust bloopers posted:

trip report on that butt plug

It's cold.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well I mean are you gonna keep it? Asking for a friend

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well I mean are you gonna keep it? Asking for a friend

It's me.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Sent gift today via USPS 2day priority. Hopefully it arrives by Wednesday :ohdear:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Eagerly awaiting my buttplug from my secret satan.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Somebody shoulda gotted sumfin today.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Mike-o posted:

Eagerly awaiting my buttplug from my secret satan.

Wrong thread

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Godholio posted:

Somebody shoulda gotted sumfin today.

It wasn't me right?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm traveling later this week for five days so if my package isn't in the mail I can give you my Texas address.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Sorry, meant to post this on my fetlife account.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Well keep us updated too

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm traveling later this week for five days so if my package isn't in the mail I can give you my Texas address.

Shipped on 21 Dec, expected arrival date is between 31 Dec and 6 Jan. :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

It wasn't me right?

Not from me. But I did forget to identify myself in any way in the gift, so :downs: on me, I guess.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
I hope no one mailed me something. I'm not home until the 4th.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I finally got your poo poo out the door Santee. Expect something on Wed/Thurs.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Your package should go out tomorrow santee. I work before the post offices opens and keep getting off after it closes.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Icon Of Sin posted:

Shipped on 21 Dec, expected arrival date is between 31 Dec and 6 Jan. :(

:lol: I'll make sure my house sitting friend gets it.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Mr. Nice! posted:

:lol: I'll make sure my house sitting friend gets it.

Make sure he doesn't cover the air holes.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Should be arriving tomorrow, santee :spooky:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Got the same Santa from last year, thanks a lot obama n4i

Pretty excited to get home and unwrap it though. I still use my coffee mug from last time. Just hope there are no more crickets.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Godholio posted:

Not from me. But I did forget to identify myself in any way in the gift, so :downs: on me, I guess.

I know who you are, bud

Edit:

Love the mug. I can actually take this one to work. Got good pics with it and the one from last year. The other one is certainly better than live crickets but I'll save it for pictures later.

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Dec 29, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yor name and city rang a bell but I didn't realize why. :lol:

I ordered an identical mug for myself.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Godholio posted:

Yor name and city rang a bell but I didn't realize why. :lol:

I ordered an identical mug for myself.

It is a very cool mug. Pictures will come...sometime. I am very lazy and phone is in another room.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



So uhhhh...my package arrived. Pics to follow :stare:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The UPS dropped my package at the door and scurried away, as if in a hurry. He knew better, but I marched on unafraid.

The box is open, and there's no turning back now.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/QZ9oBG2.jpg][/timg]

Opening the box further, I'm greeted with a threat of a good time warning.



First thing out of the box, a letter written on sandpaper:







I am slightly nervous now. Venturing further inward, we find a rainbow flag.



An infidelity test, and a request to use it :twisted:



SGT Chowdown makes a surprise appearance!





The sandpaper letter said poo poo was going to get weird, and


Oh. Oh. What in the actual gently caress is this thing :stare:



:stonklol:



Oh, the tray that was in the box with it says something.



:stare:

Other items: drumsticks, an enema, a game, and a movie!



10/10, would hail secret gay satan again.

e: thanks HDI :getin:

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Dec 30, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, that rules. A goddam Chowdown mug, too!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
HDI is too good for us.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
My pleasure :wink:

Did you see the calendar? It was hidden away between 2 pieces of cardboard.

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Dec 31, 2015

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Jfc, HDI. Raising the bar.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Helldump Immunity. posted:

My pleasure :wink:

Did you see the calendar? It was hidden away.

No...I'll go look for it :ohdear:

e: didn't see it. What was it with/in?

e2:

In case you forgot the position to get in when the military was plowing you out (from the Box o' Terror):

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Dec 31, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

Jfc, HDI. Raising the bar.

Every loving year.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
HDI is a national treasure.

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
It was at the bottom - may have looked like a piece of cardboard but it was between them.

e; the calendar was a lovely one-page deal so it would have been easy to overlook

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Dec 31, 2015

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