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is Ira Glass and those two radiolab guys in a costume pretending to be one person
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drat Dirty Ape posted:It takes a lot of jpegs to fill the hole in a lonely heart. i wanna show you something. it may mean something to you, it may not, i don't know anymore. what is that? star citizen. squadron 42. star cit-i-zen. bullshit. and maybe that's true and that's what i said, but look at this. what is this? this is a ship package. listen to what i'm gonna tell ya now.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 07:59 |
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Bootcha posted:Discretion of management. did they hire that retired cop turned RSI moderator Maul###?
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:01 |
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Ash1138 posted:you know, they say you don't buy it, you rent it, the thing. you really, uh, what do you keep? i mean you don't keep *anything* really. security, things...things. you know, it's just you try to stave off insecurity: you can't do it. that's what i'm tellin' ya. stocks, bonds, objects of art, crowdfunding pledges, what are they? an opportunity. to what? to make money? perhaps. to lose money? perhaps. to indulge and to learn about ourselves, perhaps. so fuckin' what? what is it? they're an opportunity. that's all they are: an event. a guy comes to you, you read a blog, you see a post. i have these spaceships i would like for you to see. what does this mean? what do you want it to mean? you see what i'm saying? things happen to you. Source your quotes
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:11 |
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Wonder maybe someday in the future after this goes tits-up "spaceship picture" will replace "bridge in Florida" in the old "I got a __________ to sell ya" quip.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:28 |
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context: F-Frog is a markov bot that someone fed all of Derek Smart's posts to
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:30 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Bootcha tell us what Ortwin Freyermouth is like SOOOOoooooo parrrrrrrrrrpy!
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:42 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Lol To. The. MOON, BABY!
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 08:46 |
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There has been a few serious posts so to balance that out .... Introducing the latest jpeg module from Amazing Zimmo Industries:
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:22 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:There has been a few serious posts so to balance that out ....
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:25 |
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pew pew pew boom boom Ships spawn right on the markings on the pads. the red lines are where connie/retaliator spawn. You don't see them on your hud until someone gets in. Also they dont have their shields turned on until someone gets in. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:There has been a few serious posts so to balance that out .... Can I be a goonjacker too?
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:39 |
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Is this game out yet?
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:41 |
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Never mind, found it. IrvingWashington fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:There has been a few serious posts so to balance that out .... This is genius. You now have to buy poo poo for your ships like its a car. What that extra nitrous? Pay for it! Want your ship to have fancy unpickable door locks? Pay for it! (Alternatively, want to break into someone's ship? Pay for upgraded lock picks!) They could keep this poo poo up forever by offering to pay people to stop griefing and pay people to circumvent that, like a war of escalation that never ends.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 09:52 |
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Scruffpuff posted:2) The answers from Captain Autism. Watch his hands, listen to his mumbly half-coherent responses. Slowly realize that he has no loving plan for this game, but gently caress it, whatever you just asked about, definitely - that's definitely going in the game. I love it when shitizens go "Chris said..." then quote something about the game like they are quoting holy scripture. I'm sure Chris doesn't remember 99% of the poo poo he's mushmouthed about the game. And his underlings sure aren't going to bring it up and create more impossible work for themselves.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:02 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Is this game out yet? Yes and it's finished and amazing, everyone is playing it
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:12 |
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Berious posted:I love it when shitizens go "Chris said..." then quote something about the game like they are quoting holy scripture. I'm sure Chris doesn't remember 99% of the poo poo he's mushmouthed about the game. And his underlings sure aren't going to bring it up and create more impossible work for themselves. When Gary Oldman said he was like George Lucas, you pretty much know he's talking about prequel era George and not a New Hope Era George.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:27 |
my photoshop efforts finally paid off and i finally have a avatar worthy of all citizens out there thank god i got rid of that bonzie buddy avatar
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:39 |
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Justin Tyme posted:"I like my Reliant" says a man about a thing that doesn't even exist yet even in the model viewer program. The sheer thought of thinking you "own" a digital object, wow That and how these idiots thought video game pirating was going to be some adorable Jack Sparrow treasure hunt across the 'verse and not more along the lines of modern day Somali ship hijacking/griefing. Acquilae fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Dec 29, 2015 |
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Acquilae posted:This is one of my favorite things about the cultists, they always imagine their JPEG in a dream and talk as if they actually have it within the game. They even write paragraphs of what they'll be doing The people who hate Steam because of DRM and Star Citizens who think they own a digital image should never, ever meet because it would be like matter and anti-matter meeting, it would blow up the entire world.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:09 |
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It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they were the same people.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:25 |
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pun pundit posted:It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they were the same people. I didn't think that much cognitive dissonance could exist
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:39 |
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Dapper Dan posted:I didn't think that much cognitive dissonance could exist A lot of backers say they are supporting SC because they hate the way big publishers fill their games with Micro-transactions and pay to win.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:44 |
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I hope someone's doing their doctoral thesis in psychology or sociology on this goddamn greasy horror show.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:45 |
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Fatkraken posted:A lot of backers say they are supporting SC because they hate the way big publishers fill their games with Micro-transactions and pay to win. yep they hate ship skins, hangar items, UEC chit and subscription. SC don't do that...nope sir..not at all.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:52 |
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hakimashou posted:
All that just to switch guns around??
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 11:53 |
alphabettitouretti posted:All that just to switch guns around?? the wrench and spanner module is coming soon
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:00 |
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Ravane posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/4855929/#Comment_4855929 Star Citizen: It's like getting AIDS because of your coke addiction!
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:02 |
Someone ask Chris if he can add engineering to the game where every module has to be manually repaired and fitted.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:03 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:All that just to switch guns around?? All that.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:06 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:All that just to switch guns around?? I've seen shitizens talk excitedly about "grabby hands". Either it's the long awaited sexual assault module or it's like something out of that ancient nearly forgotten dinosaur game called Trespasser where you actually controlled your hands with the mouse to do anything. It was hilarious and impractical. Also you could look down and see your character's big tits.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:10 |
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Chin posted:I hope someone's doing their doctoral thesis in psychology or sociology on this goddamn greasy horror show. I said a long time ago that I was pretty sure CIG had consulted a psychologist on how to target their sales. They hit all the points and stuff like this doesn't just magically happen without a lot of thought, sure is a major collecting nerd and would know how to push that button but you can imagine him saying it as "wouldn't it be cool if?" and Chris Roberts going "hey sure, whatever you want". Once they figured out that people were collecting all 5 ships during the kickstarter, I think that's when they lost themselves and arrived at using every marketing trick going trying to sell 100+ ships, to mostly the same people 3 years later.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:12 |
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The way they swallow CIGs hours of advertisement pap and call it "open development" while justifying that they don't have access to the design documents (that don't exist) because it would otherwise "spoil the surprise" is endearing.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:18 |
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It's amazing how successfully they've been able to create value for the jpegs they sell, and now the ones you can fly around in Crash Commander2.0 or whatever. Why should ship A be worth 80 dollars, ship X be worth 110 dollars, ship Y 125, and ship Z 165? Sure each one is a 'step above' the previous one in capabilities in thier imaginary game, but why are those numbers reasonable? Why is 80 dollars a reasonable baseline to iterate up from, and twice that a reasonable end point? It's just the numbers they picked, but a god awful lot of people have accepted that as some sort of reasonable and sensible value. It's not just people who pledge to support the game development either, from the get-go there has been a large aftermarket for these. Someone buying on the aftermarket is very emphatically not adding backing to the game, the money he spends is not money that goes to the development. He just thinks "this jpeg/ship is worth 155 dollars, and so I will pay 155 dollars for it and then it will be mine". Or 250 dollars, or 550 dollars, or 1500 dollars, or 2500 dollars. Somehow, to something approaching a million people, they've made this seem reasonable and fair. Someone at CIG is very clever and also a bad person. Probably more than just one someone. And they're set for life now behind this poo poo, which is why it needs to fail, and why there has to be accountability. Being the best pimp or the best drug dealer is supposed to end with you going to prison. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Dec 29, 2015 |
# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:20 |
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fuctifino posted:
Error: That's actually a playable game
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:24 |
hakimashou posted:Somehow, to something approaching a million people, they've made this seem reasonable and fair. The million people is highly debateable (a lie) I forget how they count it but actual paying backers is nowhere near.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:25 |
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I came here to post this quote. Jobbo you are the hero of the world
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