Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Mike McCockchain posted:

These are amazing and you guys have got to try them!

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/dark-chocolate-peanut-butter-bonbon-gift/peanut_butter_bonbons

I know $24 is a lot for 9 bonbons but they are worth every loving penny I assure you.

I remember bon bons from married with children.

a real classic

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:10

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 10:10

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Romes128 posted:

Lol she lies about everything so I'm not surprised.

On the other hand, both girls look like younger versions of Sandi to me, so I judge his post dumb.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:10

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sarsapariller posted:

It is really hard to tell. They all use the same rhetoric and turns of phrase and they all praise the game unconditionally for the same stuff- but that could just be because the forums are a lovely echo chamber and anyone who doesn't think that way has been weeded out by overmoderation. That's why I'm only looking for brand new accounts or ones with just a couple of posts on them- it's a lot more suspicious when the account isn't a long term denizen but just drive-by posts a couple "Mindblowings" before disappearing forever.

I would never have thought a few posts from a single thread could make me so tired of seeing the word mind-blowing.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:12

Bait and Swatch: Sep 5, 2012; Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Mirificus posted:

Rob Rocket keeps on posting that image everywhere from the Star Citizen Support Group thread to a hiding from pirate's and now this one.

No other game lets us sit in a useless asteroid field with a background of space we can't access

So immerse, so roleplay

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:12

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

I used the rest of my star citizen refund to buy some homeless guys some lunch. I was disappointed when they didn't give me some jpgs for my donation, but I was treated to a very nice star citizen fan fiction set in some place called Nam.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:13

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:16

Crash74: May 11, 2009

^ needs more sandi and chris credits.

Sarsapariller posted:

It is really hard to tell. They all use the same rhetoric and turns of phrase and they all praise the game unconditionally for the same stuff- but that could just be because the forums are a lovely echo chamber and anyone who doesn't think that way has been weeded out by overmoderation. That's why I'm only looking for brand new accounts or ones with just a couple of posts on them- it's a lot more suspicious when the account isn't a long term denizen but just drive-by posts a couple "Mindblowings" before disappearing forever.

They will eventually do what ea did with sim city (the lovely one) and hire a chinese ad firm to post fake reviews (5 stars), post positive comments on fourms, and tweet about the great success that the game was.

Crash74 fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Dec 29, 2015

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:16

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Since Sandi has no skills or talents, she does have a lot of time on her hands. I wouldn't be surprised if posted all over the internet; here as a "reasonable" critic, there as a fan, other places as a rabid fan.

Perhaps entire threads on the CIG forums (maybe even Farmer John's) are just her talking to herself with different names, "acting" like different people, and entire conversations are just her all by herself.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:16

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Libluini posted:

On the other hand, both girls look like younger versions of Sandi to me, so I judge his post dumb.

That hurts, man.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:24

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

peter gabriel posted:

I did the same for ours

Fuckin awesome

I would buy a used car from this cat.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:25

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

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quote:

A central premise in marketing seems so obvious that it doesn�t even bear scrutiny: if customers give you positive feedback on your product, that�s good. And if those people buy the product repeatedly, that's even better.

But what if certain customers just don�t have great taste? Or, more precisely, what if their tastes don�t match up with those of the rest of the population? Positive feedback and early sales from these customers might actually not be good news�they could be a sign that the product�s going to tank.

A recent paper in the Journal of Marketing Research has identified a group of customers whose support for a product is a �harbinger of failure,� a signal that the product will eventually flop. �Increased sales of a new product by some customers can actually be a strong signal of future failure,� researchers write. So who are these people?

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:25

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

KiddieGrinder posted:

Oh lordy!

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:37

Godmode Enabled: Jul 14, 2013; I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.

Mirificus posted:

Rob Rocket keeps on posting that image everywhere from the Star Citizen Support Group thread to a hiding from pirate's and now this one.
[img] x3 of people sperging over spaceships *

Can the new Gimmick be throwing in images of other space games and making nerds wet thinking they are from SC.
Just photoshop a Hornet / Constilation in EvE screens.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:38

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Libluini posted:

Tell your friend I'm betting that he won't be able to make ten people stranded there.

That would mean the stranded people had friends. No time for friends in the 'verse! More JPEGs to buy!

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:40

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Mirificus posted:

Motherfucker how is their moderation track record good when their moderation track record is the forum you are bitching about?

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:41

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Bait and Swatch posted:

Still better quality than star citizen

More content too

Plus it finally went RTM.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:43

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Wafflz posted:

I would buy a used car from this cat.

That cat could still make a video game better than Chris Roberts. I'd buy a video game from that cat.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:47

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Mike McCockchain posted:

These are amazing and you guys have got to try them!

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/dark-chocolate-peanut-butter-bonbon-gift/peanut_butter_bonbons

I know $24 is a lot for 9 bonbons but they are worth every loving penny I assure you.

Sorry but I only eat GMO peanuts.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 20:49

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

G0RF posted:

That hurts, man.

Sorry, but maybe next time you should show more evidence then pictures which say the exact opposite of what you claim. :colbert:

That said, Star Citizen is weird enough on it's own, no need to go watch Sandi's old movies to find out if she was really in them.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:02

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Sandi is such an acting unknown that its impossible to see her in the past.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:07

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

fuzzknot posted:

That cat could still make a video game better than Chris Roberts. I'd buy a video game from that cat.

pretty sure that cat could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:08

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Sandi is such an acting unknown that its impossible to see her in the past.

She just doesn't show up on camera.

Because she's a vampire, see.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:10

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Wafflz posted:

pretty sure that cat could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves

Let's hope CIG doesn't employ that cat. :ohdear:

(Kudos on the Tommy Boy reference, though.)

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:11

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Because she's a vampire, see.

I don't believe that because I'm superstitious. I believe it cause I know she sucks.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:11

redwalrus: Jul 27, 2013

KiddieGrinder posted:

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:14

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I don't believe that because I'm superstitious. I believe it cause I know she sucks.

Sucks people wallets dry ohohohoo!

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:15

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

My cat lives for poo poo like this ha ha

Yes.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:19

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I enjoy the thought that some people take this game so seriously that they seriously read every single post in this thread trying to stay on top of what goons are up to.

Not even we read the entire thread, everyone just skips to the most recent post and reads the last few to catch up.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:26

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

I will on boring days at work like today, but yeah gently caress that normally. I have better poo poo to do.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:27

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Renegret posted:

Not even we read the entire thread, everyone just skips to the most recent post and reads the last few to ketchup.

FTFY

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:28

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Thronde posted:

I will on boring days at work like today, but yeah gently caress that normally. I have better poo poo to do.

well...

yeah...me too...

I'm not proud of it though.

Thank you thread for moving so fast so I had something to do today. You know, Instead of working.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:28

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

fuzzknot posted:

FTFY

catsup

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:29

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I just want to know what module update will allow me to incubate bird eggs by sitting on them for weeks and then once they hatch, allow me to chew up worms and spit the food into the babies mouths. This is very important to my feeling of true realism in space travel.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:30

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

Renegret posted:

well...

yeah...me too...

I'm not proud of it though.

Thank you thread for moving so fast so I had something to do today. You know, Instead of working.

Unironically same.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:33

fuzzknot: Mar 23, 2009; Yip yip yip yip yip

Renegret posted:

catsup

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:34

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Sucks people wallets dry ohohohoo!

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:41

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I just want to know what module update will allow me to incubate bird eggs by sitting on them for weeks and then once they hatch, allow me to chew up worms and spit the food into the babies mouths. This is very important to my feeling of true realism in space travel.

You want the farm module^* for the Endeavor.

^{^{* incubator sold separately}}

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:43

Thronde: Aug 4, 2012; Fun Shoe

Pretty sure Lowtax is looking for the Squawk Box.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:45

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Balsa wood physics aside, this does look like fun.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Dec 29, 2015

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:46

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 10:10

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Does Croberts know Sandi's been faking it all those years?
One the one hand there's her acting skill, on the other he's got his head too far up his own arse. They just may be perfect for each other.

# ? Dec 29, 2015 21:46

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