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Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7IxCQqP4lE

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:08

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:11

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

This thread is terrible. I'm gonna go play Star Citizen now.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:08

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

I've paused the launcher because gently caress CIG winning

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:09

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

TubeStank posted:

hmmmmm wrong

metz is also good and loud

loud music best music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qGeNVwwfw

I'm gonna fight your music, with my music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gTRzFmwy-8

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

Nyeehg: Jul 14, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Since we're shitposting may as well ask, anyone know why Croberts frequently looks like the victim of a stroke in the shops that pop up here? I assume it's from an old around the verse video.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

peter gabriel posted:

18mths

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

peter gabriel posted:

I've paused the launcher because gently caress CIG winning

And they'll never knooooooow...

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

cixorez: Aug 19, 2015; Action-Hank's #1 Rule:

"It's wrong to be a Brony !!"

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

STAR CITIZEN

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:10

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Nyeehg posted:

Since we're shitposting may as well ask, anyone know why Croberts frequently looks like the victim of a stroke in the shops that pop up here? I assume it's from an old around the verse video.

WTF man, don't shame people about their look.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:11

Nyeehg: Jul 14, 2013; Grimey Drawer

cixorez posted:

I wish that dog was real and I owned it.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:11

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Ravane posted:

I'm gonna fight your music, with my music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gTRzFmwy-8

hop along's pretty good

chumped was real good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWYWd2GHXyg

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:12

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Jobbo_Fett posted:

So what's the deal with that Dark Knight of Star Citizen anyways?

Was that some sort of intimidation thing or what?

I don't remember the exact details. I had a link with what happened in the last thread. From what I recall, a "friend" dared them to take a photo like that and they posted it to the RSI forums calling themselves the Dark Knight of Star Citizen. It was posted right after the Paris bombings and not received well. The Dark Knight then made a Reddit thread about what they had done and asking if they had overdone it. They subsequently removed the original picture and deleted the Reddit posts in question.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:12

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

we can do it, friends

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:12

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Octopode posted:

Just too busy travelling and such for the holidays to keep up with the thread, actually.

drat, I thought you'd taken my advice and suck-started a shotgun

Oh well, tis the season for resolutions for the new year

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:13

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Beet Wagon posted:

This thread is terrible. I'm gonna go play Star Citizen now.

Tried playing the other day but then it crashed to a black screen. No way of closing it because I had no way of bringing the task manager above the black void and had to force restart.

10/10 goty

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:13

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Morrissey : I know it's gonna happen someday
Morrissey : certain people I know
Morrissey : Tomorrow
Morrissey : hold onto your friends

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:13

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

thanks for all the laughs star citizens

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:13

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Mirificus posted:

I don't remember the exact details. I had a link with what happened in the last thread. From what I recall, a "friend" dared them to take a photo like that and they posted it to the RSI forums calling themselves the Dark Knight of Star Citizen. It was posted right after the Paris bombings and not received well. The Dark Knight then made a Reddit thread about what they had done and asking if they had overdone it. They subsequently removed the original picture and deleted the Reddit posts in question.

Lol, wow.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:13

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

The New Yorker: Restoration Hardware�s Mail-Order Extravagance:

quote:

The first stirrings of dissent came from the UPS drivers. In May, they began posting on Brown Caf�, an anonymous message board, about the thirty-three-hundred-page catalogue bundles sent out by the furniture company Restoration Hardware. �My building for the last few days is slammed with RH catalogues (17 pounds each) with another trailer full coming in next week,� one wrote. �We�ve been running helpers to try to keep up. I can�t believe we�re the only ones getting pounded with these.� Shift workers who unloaded the pallets complained of back strain. One driver described orders to give the catalogues to passersby, if necessary, rather than return them to UPS distribution centers. �Was loaded down with those darn mags again today,� another wrote. �I see them all over my route in the recycle bins.�

Then, customers rebelled. In Palo Alto, seven volunteers returned two thousand pounds of the catalogues to a Restoration Hardware store in one day, on hand trucks. Erin Gates, an interior designer in Boston, rallied her blog readers to remove their names from the mailing list, explaining that the catalogues are useless, because they don�t contain product dimensions. Some who received the books have proposed alternate uses: dog toy, home-fitness equipment. Melanie Johnson, an origami artist in California, is rolling the pages into paper-bead jewelry. A UPS driver suggested the catalogue would make a handy wheel chock in an emergency.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:14

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

What's so ground-breaking about Star Citizen again?

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:14

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Friendly Tumour posted:

starsector is excellent i wholeheatedly recomend it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khf2wajXDBs
this was posted in an pervious thread (rip)

This is 2D, my immersion. :qq:

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:15

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

real talk though play this real loud and get stoned 'cause freeway and a$ap ferg together is dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FDQSuVeFCI

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:15

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

I have more fun watching a 14-year old WW2 flight sim than anything Chris Roberts has ever produced.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:16

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

D_Smart's going to close the thread at 999 pages and blueball all goons.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:16

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm trying to write haikus sbout star citizen but I can't do it, everything is like the source material, terrible.

I don't have the link to my favorite poetic shitpost though

quote:

Mark Strong, but Derek Smart

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:16

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IA_NMNHQ4

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:17

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Wing Commander? Nope, Flight Sim!

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:17

Ravane: Oct 23, 2010; by LadyAmbien

TubeStank posted:

hop along's pretty good

chumped was real good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWYWd2GHXyg

Chumped is new to me, this is really good, thank you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJjmiyxt4E From the movie Frank.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:18

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Eonwe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4IA_NMNHQ4

This is weird.

Ford, this is weird.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:18

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:18

nnnotime: Sep 30, 2001; Hesitate, and you will be lost.

I'm doing 20 push-ups for each new page I'm catching up to. So far up to 80 push ups. You should try it.

I don't think you can break me, at least like Croberts breaks Star Citizen with each of his ongoing changes.

nnnotime fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Dec 31, 2015

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:19

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Ravane posted:

Mura Masa - Love for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyv5CBCnx6Q

oh my god

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:19

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

What will happen to every "capital ship" in Star Citizen

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:19

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Star citizen the movie : featuring morgan freeman as sandi and chris Farley as chris Roberts, tom hardy also plays derek smart, playing morgan freeman playing warwick davis.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:19

Nyeehg: Jul 14, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Xaerael posted:

WTF man, don't shame people about their look.

In hindsight that was rude of me. Feelings re: CIG aside, I shouldn't have said that.

I was referring to a specific photo used in edits where he's facing the camera and his left eye is closed, mouth is open wide. On reflection, it may have been an edit to make him look like :gary:

. Can't find it now though.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:19

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

This is weird.

Ford, this is weird.

this is the 2nd DBZ commercial they've done

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:20

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Even life is calling him a skinhead

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:20

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Star citizen the movie : featuring morgan freeman as sandi and chris Farley as chris Roberts, tom hardy also plays derek smart, playing morgan freeman playing warwick davis.

I would watch it if they CGI Chris Farley like WETA did with Paul Walker.

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:20

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:11

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Acquilae posted:

I would watch it if they CGI Chris Farley like WETA did with Paul Walker.

Uhhhh, I think you mean 2Pac :colbert:

# ? Dec 31, 2015 03:22

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