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Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm8mGlfm9w

Jumping into a little Hip Hop now.

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

drat, I thought you'd taken my advice and suck-started a shotgun :(

Oh well, tis the season for resolutions for the new year :)

HEY! Don't be flaming my man octodad or im gonna rutally own you in fyad!

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Nyeehg posted:

In hindsight that was rude of me. Feelings re: CIG aside, I shouldn't have said that.

I was referring to a specific photo used in edits where he's facing the camera and his left eye is closed, mouth is open wide. On reflection, it may have been an edit to make him look like :gary:. Can't find it now though.

I was just kidding man. TBF it was probably just a candid shot of him coming down at some party.

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Voyager I posted:

The obvious happened.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Nah 2pac is playing ben, duh.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Best Kurt_M and Wesha posts of 2015.



Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Will Star Citizen have custom decals for ships?

I want to know if I can pull off War Thunder shenanigans

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien
Best song from Lost in Translation's soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjAtYQkFm8

Also great song to play Elite with.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Will Star Citizen have custom decals for ships?

I want to know if I can pull off War Thunder shenanigans

You should already know the answer to this question.

Nyeehg
Jul 14, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Random nitpick, why does every session of star cit open with the PC waking up in bed while wearing a full set of spacesuit armour? Surely the station has life support? Or must we assume that all citizens are forced to wear a spacesuit at all times? MY IMMERSION!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Xaerael posted:

You should already know the answer to this question.

Sweet

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


Well, let's be really honest now, you're probably going to be disappointed, but not because the feature won't be promised. wink wink.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
If my character can't get pink eye in Star Citizen, I'll just have to stick with Mad Max

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Nyeehg posted:

Random nitpick, why does every session of star cit open with the PC waking up in bed while wearing a full set of spacesuit armour? Surely the station has life support? Or must we assume that all citizens are forced to wear a spacesuit at all times? MY IMMERSION!

Yeah, I said the same thing earlier. But shitizens are too busy trying to apply for space hall monitor positions to worry about this. :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDm3Dtr_LR4

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Acquilae posted:

Tried playing the other day but then it crashed to a black screen. No way of closing it because I had no way of bringing the task manager above the black void and had to force restart.

10/10 goty

Currently enjoying the "teamwork centered meta" of trying to sync-drop with two other people to get into the same instance. 11/10

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Holy gently caress I want one of those, which shady rear end morally ambiguous chinese bio firm do i need to go to make this happen? What possibly could go wrong?

oops some of ben's dna got mixed in, o well i guess i'm buying it pizza for the rest of its short tormented life.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Nyeehg
Jul 14, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Xaerael posted:

I was just kidding man. TBF it was probably just a candid shot of him coming down at some party.

Ah right. Shoulda known not to take anything too seriously :downs:.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
will there be an emotional breakdown feature for my character in the shooty space game star citizen?

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Ravane posted:

Best song from Lost in Translation's soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUjAtYQkFm8

Also great song to play Elite with.

Lost in translation's OST is loving awesome. I think the only movie with an OST that I love more is American werewolf in London.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

If my character can't get pink eye in Star Citizen, I'll just have to stick with Mad Max

Hey man if there is no nail clipping mini game I'll dock the game 1 star out of 100.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
:barf:
https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-expressions/p3

quote:

I can't pay attention to anything that's being said in around the verse anymore, i get hypnotized by Sandi's amazing facial expressions.

I would like to know if i'm the only one with this symptom.

CIG should capture those facial gestures and put them in the game!

Update:
Ok to make it short, "Sandi is a very attractive lady that should be in the game", you guys can't handle the details.

I'm done posting in this thread, you guys feel like a bunch of 12 year old boys or girls.

Au revoir!

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
In honor of my new best friend

I Know It's Alpha (Sing along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU)

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling up on my head
And as I buy another JPEG
Still not
Enough spent

I know it's alpha, still I cling
I don't know where else I can go

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling up on my head
The brown sea
Wants to ban me
And the goons
Want to grief me
Do you think you can help me?

Helmet shake, makes me queasy
2D moon, uncleaned room
Proud, portly Lesnick, treat me kindly
Though you'd eat me
Rather than love me

I know it's alpha
Still I cling
I don't know how much more I can spend
It's alpha, alpha, alpha

I know it's alpha
And it never really began
But in my head
It was so real
And you even spoke to me and said

If you've got money
Then why aren't you buying the POTATO, tonight?
And if you're called Derek
Then where is your lawsuit, tonight?
If my game is so ground-breaking
Then why can't we get the crosshairs right?
It's because it's so very good-looking
(Use the slider if you don't want to fight)
For this game is not like any other game
That's why our performance is shite
Yet with our shaven pubes and sales
We'll get more money out of whales

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to save videogames
(Forget the others, it's alpha)
It's so easy to lie, to explain it away
Just remember this handy refrain
"It's alpha"

Now Elite is a game that is real
But not for you my love
Not tonight my love
It's on sale and a hell of a deal
But not for such as you and I
My love

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling onto my head
Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling onto my head
Oh Roberts, I can see
The griefers
Crashing into my...
Oh poo poo, the game crashed
Oh Roberts, I can feel
My pubes
Growing back again

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Lime Tonics posted:

Hey man if there is no nail clipping mini game I'll dock the game 1 star out of 100.

If you worked at Famitsu and had to give Star Citizen a score between 0 and 100 what would it get right now?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

urghhhhhhhhhhh she is so gross

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Lol

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien

Xaerael posted:

Lost in translation's OST is loving awesome. I think the only movie with an OST that I love more is American werewolf in London.

It's a movie with a lot of atmosphere. Definitely one of my favorite movies, and it has a fantastic OST.

More space music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pTHdibIQoE

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Jobbo_Fett posted:

If you worked at Famitsu and had to give Star Citizen a score between 0 and 100 what would it get right now?
I'd give it an 84. It's flawed, but there's a lot of potential.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Chris Roberts posted:

“ As someone that was taking Physics at Manchester University before I dropped out to make games full time I can assure everyone that the physics model is COMPLETELY accurate and it’s a full rigid body simulation. I know because I wrote the code. ”

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
The most fun thing I've done in this game is wrestle the control scheme into the Steam Controller. Then, afterwards, I actually played the game...

"game"

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

All you guys need to just realize that star citizen has only been in development for two weeks and it's pre-pre-pre-Alpha so of course there are going to be bugs. Do you not understand game development? I guess not. Chris Roberts is a hero.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

I Greyhound posted:

:barf:
https://forums.robertsspaceindustri...-expressions/p3

quote:

I can't pay attention to anything that's being said in around the verse anymore, i get hypnotized by Sandi's amazing facial expressions.

I would like to know if i'm the only one with this symptom.

CIG should capture those facial gestures and put them in the game!

Update:
Ok to make it short, "Sandi is a very attractive lady that should be in the game", you guys can't handle the details.

I'm done posting in this thread, you guys feel like a bunch of 12 year old boys or girls.

Au revoir!
:stare:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

If you worked at Famitsu and had to give Star Citizen a score between 0 and 100 what would it get right now?

14/88

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


ughhhh i feel sick

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

IrvingWashington posted:

In honor of my new best friend

I Know It's Alpha (Sing along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU)

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling up on my head
And as I buy another JPEG
Still not
Enough spent

I know it's alpha, still I cling
I don't know where else I can go

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling up on my head
The brown sea
Wants to ban me
And the goons
Want to grief me
Do you think you can help me?

Helmet shake, makes me queasy
2D moon, uncleaned room
Proud, portly Lesnick, treat me kindly
Though you'd eat me
Rather than love me

I know it's alpha
Still I cling
I don't know how much more I can spend
It's alpha, alpha, alpha

I know it's alpha
And it never really began
But in my head
It was so real
And you even spoke to me and said

If you've got money
Then why aren't you buying the POTATO, tonight?
And if you're called Derek
Then where is your lawsuit, tonight?
If my game is so ground-breaking
Then why can't we get the crosshairs right?
It's because it's so very good-looking
(Use the slider if you don't want to fight)
For this game is not like any other game
That's why our performance is shite
Yet with our shaven pubes and sales
We'll get more money out of whales

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to save videogames
(Forget the others, it's alpha)
It's so easy to lie, to explain it away
Just remember this handy refrain
"It's alpha"

Now Elite is a game that is real
But not for you my love
Not tonight my love
It's on sale and a hell of a deal
But not for such as you and I
My love

Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling onto my head
Oh Roberts, I can feel
The debt piling onto my head
Oh Roberts, I can see
The griefers
Crashing into my...
Oh poo poo, the game crashed
Oh Roberts, I can feel
My pubes
Growing back again

Ok delete this thread we're not topping that, shut it down. :worship:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'd give it an 84. It's flawed, but there's a lot of potential.

Great AV/Post combo right here

Crash74
May 11, 2009

bitch looks like she has aged 20 years in the last 3,

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Nation posted:



ughhhh i feel sick

That's not her tongue, it's a scarab trying to escape, mummy style.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jobbo_Fett posted:

If you worked at Famitsu and had to give Star Citizen a score between 0 and 100 what would it get right now?

How much money we talking here?

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I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

For posterity:


hail the victorious dead, taken from the internet before their time

and returned in glorious chariots of light






























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