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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

My son whines about pretty much everything.

No, clearly it must be abuse. http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/page/140

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Yeah, I can relate to a lot of these.

Another acceptable reason to cry would be to share Duggar genes.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Reverse Centaur posted:

I find it really strange how they refuse to mention El Salvador by name, just Central America, and the locals as "Latinos."

I guess going to a country literally called The Saviour to convert people to Christianity would sound a bit weird, but I'd bet most Duggar fans speak Spanish about as well as Derrick.

They film these shows so far in advance that it's possible they didn't know which Central American country they were going to, but were timing the episode to air at the same time they were in that country. So they're vague on the details.

This might be difficult with some reality shows, but since the Duggars never change their hair or clothing styles you really can't tell if the scene you just watched was filmed last month or 2 years ago. You can only gauge a Duggar timeline by how pregnant they are.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Iowa Snow King posted:

Is that last line from the Huckabee thing real?

It's an incest scandal, not a loving comedy roast.

If it is it's since been edited out
https://www.facebook.com/mikehuckabee/posts/10152994543137869

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

gently caress blanket-training, and gently caress Jarm Boob and Michelle for even thinking that it's ok. However, I'm not sure if these pictures here actually show evidence of it happening. Aside from the weird eye-bruise and the fact that, hey, swaddling should have probably stopped before nine months of age, there's no real evidence that the kid wasn't just upset. My son whines about pretty much everything.

Maybe. Still, when my infant son is crying, I don't get a camera crew around him, I pick him up and figure out what's wrong.

But for the loving Duggars absolutely every event is a photo op.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I'm still confused about why that Dugglette was packing several Haloweens worth of candy for her mission trip to teach wrong Christians to be right Christians.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lets call ourselves duggalos

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

cumshitter posted:

lets call ourselves duggalos

What would our gang tag look like?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Buttcoin purse posted:

What would our gang tag look like?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Buttcoin purse posted:

What would our gang tag look like?

19 earlobes, to symbolize 19 wastes of skin.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Rambling Robot posted:

I always mix up my Jims and Bobs, but how old are these two?

They look no more than 20 +/-. Very unfortunate JimBob genes.



is there a specific name for that peninsula of hair that clings on to the scalp as the rest of the hair recedes?

i mean, i know that in the duggar-dominated future it will be a sign of direct lineage from the Seed of Jim Who Is Bob but before we burn all non-bible books i'm sure we have one book that studies this phenomenon

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Would.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

I'm still confused about why that Dugglette was packing several Haloweens worth of candy for her mission trip to teach wrong Christians to be right Christians.

It was to give out to the children of the poor villagers they visit

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


That lights out, vaginal-only, missionary-only, no birth control sex would be so worth it the one night you get to do it before she gets pregnant.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007






Life must be rough for the Dillard these days. Dude looks undead.


Edit: Reminder that these two are both in their early 20's.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Is Dillard the one who got an accounting degree from a real college and actually had a pretty cushy job in accounting at the corporate headquarters of Walmart (which is located there in northwest Arkansas Duggarland) but Jim Bob made him knock that poo poo off and get to griftin' the bible thumpers like a real Duggar?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Julet Esqu posted:



Life must be rough for the Dillard these days. Dude looks undead.


Edit: Reminder that these two are both in their early 20's.

:stonk:

How the gently caress can someone around my age already look that hosed up on Jesus?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Left 4 Jim Bob

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


:yarg:

whalesteak
May 6, 2013


Jim Bob concurs.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Regalingualius posted:

:stonk:

How the gently caress can someone around my age already look that hosed up on Jesus?

You too would look like that if you spent 9/10ths of every night awake wondering when Josh will Duggar Diddle you.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

whalesteak posted:

Jim Bob concurs.



This screams 'Purity Ball'.

Or maybe that's the sound of me, screaming at a purity ball.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This screams 'Purity Ball'.

This screams 'Wanna go halfers for 21?'

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


whalesteak posted:

Jim Bob concurs.



I'd jam my bob in her Jim so hard she'll be screaming "jimmity bobbity" in no time.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Her O face.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

RaceBannon posted:

Her O face.

Like her husband cares if she orgasms.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


whalesteak posted:

Jim Bob concurs.



That's probably the only known picture of her where she isn't making some dumbass duck face or similar

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

MD2020 posted:

Like her husband cares if she orgasms.

If she pulled that face I would be on a quest to make it happen as many times a day as possible.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

This is the face when you see an erect penis for the first time.
But its Josh's.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Julet Esqu posted:



Life must be rough for the Dillard these days. Dude looks undead.


Edit: Reminder that these two are both in their early 20's.

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


WhyteRyce posted:

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

he ate all that candy

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

WhyteRyce posted:

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

Looks like braces.

whalesteak
May 6, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This screams 'Purity Ball'.

Or maybe that's the sound of me, screaming at a purity ball.

Complete with sidehugs for his own daughter, lest she feel the Jim of his Bob through those polyester suit pants.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The girl in the back wants some of the Jim Bob.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

The girl in the back wants some of the Jim Bob.

I dunno, it looks like she might have already Jimmed the Bob.

And she's still got some stuck in her teeth.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lord of Pie posted:

That's probably the only known picture of her where she isn't making some dumbass duck face or similar

the whore in the back is making up for it

also jim bob is squinting insidiously

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet

WhyteRyce posted:

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

Arkansas.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

LingcodKilla posted:

The girl in the back wants some of the Jim Bob.

Lip reading experts claim she's saying "Nike"

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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