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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

That was the best episode.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

is it just me or do all fundies(of any stripe or creed even the secular ones) have the same empty eyes.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i thought this was the duggar thread but it's the post your most terrifying realdoll pics thread? i mean okay that's cool too

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Dapper_Swindler posted:

is it just me or do all fundies(of any stripe or creed even the secular ones) have the same empty eyes.

It's because there's immense pressure to seem happy at all times within their subcultures. All your problems have been solved by accepting [Ideology], so why should you have any reason to feel unsatisfied? Better tamp those feelings deep down inside you and start faking it 'til you make it!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

is it just me or do all fundies(of any stripe or creed even the secular ones) have the same empty eyes.

Remember that story about the talking rear end in a top hat in Naked Lunch, about how the eyes were the last thing to die but you could tell they were still alive and pleading to be let out of their flesh prison? Yeah, that's what it looks like here: like the brain realizes how utterly retarded and full of poo poo this whole situation is, yet they can't bust through the brainwashing to let out a year-long primal scream.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


one trip through the jimbobulator

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




WhyteRyce posted:

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

People get white plastic braces with white bands so that you can't even barely see that they have braces!

The downside is people can still totally see them but they blend in just enough so that at a glance it looks less like braces and more like unspeakably filthy teeth.

The adult braces were probably part of the marriage pact. Those Duggars love their orthodontia.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

People get white plastic braces with white bands so that you can't even barely see that they have braces!

The downside is people can still totally see them but they blend in just enough so that at a glance it looks less like braces and more like unspeakably filthy teeth.

The adult braces were probably part of the marriage pact. Those Duggars love their orthodontia.

It's their most redeeming quality.

I wonder if they soak their thumbs in iodine to get by without the orthodonture.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Mr. Pumroy posted:

is there a specific name for that peninsula of hair that clings on to the scalp as the rest of the hair recedes?

i mean, i know that in the duggar-dominated future it will be a sign of direct lineage from the Seed of Jim Who Is Bob but before we burn all non-bible books i'm sure we have one book that studies this phenomenon

Looks like it's starting to completely separate into the island of front hair known as "the Unicorn".

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
So what's Josiah up to? I want to know more about Sassy Twink Duggar.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

RaceBannon posted:

Looks like braces.

yep, he got braces paid of by god and then went to the country called central america to tell all the poors about god.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

ok, i'm scared, pls stop





jim bob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Not to defend anyone involved with this ridiculous family, but apparently Derrick's jaw was busted or something, it had to be completely fixed up, so there's a ton of hardware in his mouth.

This information comes from my wife, who actually watches and pays attention to the goddamned show. I heard the guy talking and immediately asked why his speech was so garbled (aside from being from naked-banjo-overalls country) and that's what I remember hearing before having my brain shut off from the lack of stimulating information being given.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Not to defend anyone involved with this ridiculous family, but apparently Derrick's jaw was busted or something, it had to be completely fixed up, so there's a ton of hardware in his mouth.

This information comes from my wife, who actually watches and pays attention to the goddamned show. I heard the guy talking and immediately asked why his speech was so garbled (aside from being from naked-banjo-overalls country) and that's what I remember hearing before having my brain shut off from the lack of stimulating information being given.

His jaw/chinline always looked crooked when he didn't have a unibomber beard

Oh god their kid will have Jim Bob hair and Derrick chin and Michelle crazy eyes and mother's Hobbit feet :ohdear:

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jan 2, 2016

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Mr. Pumroy posted:

is there a specific name for that peninsula of hair that clings on to the scalp as the rest of the hair recedes?

i mean, i know that in the duggar-dominated future it will be a sign of direct lineage from the Seed of Jim Who Is Bob but before we burn all non-bible books i'm sure we have one book that studies this phenomenon

A merkin.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Not to defend anyone involved with this ridiculous family, but apparently Derrick's jaw was busted or something, it had to be completely fixed up, so there's a ton of hardware in his mouth.

This information comes from my wife, who actually watches and pays attention to the goddamned show. I heard the guy talking and immediately asked why his speech was so garbled (aside from being from naked-banjo-overalls country) and that's what I remember hearing before having my brain shut off from the lack of stimulating information being given.

divorce ur wife

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Top City Homo posted:

divorce ur wife

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




:sever: (your penis)

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Top City Homo posted:

divorce ur wife

Mr. Rupert Buttermilk must be really goonish to stay married to a real life Duggar fan.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rambling Robot posted:

Mr. Rupert Buttermilk must be really goonish to stay married to a real life Duggar fan.

Well, to be fair, she (claims she) watches it for the trainwreck that is this family. Isn't that why we're all posting itt?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Not to defend anyone involved with this ridiculous family, but apparently Derrick's jaw was busted or something, it had to be completely fixed up, so there's a ton of hardware in his mouth.

It was busted intentionally to fix his hosed up mouth.

Iowa Snow King posted:

So what's Josiah up to? I want to know more about Sassy Twink Duggar.

He was going to be the next one to get married but his "courtship" was torpedoed when Josh started loving everything that moves again.

I know way too much about this show. :(

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well, to be fair, she (claims she) watches it for the trainwreck that is this family. Isn't that why we're all posting itt?

Jim Bob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Old video of Derrick Dillard trying to kill a cat

https://www.instagram.com/p/zrE6hfmCSv/?modal=true

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well, to be fair, she (claims she) watches it for the trainwreck that is this family. Isn't that why we're all posting itt?

Oh, then it's perfectly fine.

I also have a balding fivehead fetish. Then it's perfectly fine too.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rambling Robot posted:

Oh, then it's perfectly fine.

I also have a balding fivehead fetish. Then it's perfectly fine too.

You and me, we're the same.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Dapper_Swindler posted:

is it just me or do all fundies(of any stripe or creed even the secular ones) have the same empty eyes.

I always wonder about this when people bring it up. How do you spot "empty" eyes?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Old video of Derrick Dillard trying to kill a cat

https://www.instagram.com/p/zrE6hfmCSv/?modal=true

This is the most human I've observed these people act.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Old video of Derrick Dillard trying to kill a cat

https://www.instagram.com/p/zrE6hfmCSv/?modal=true

hmm shooting these degenerate humans would yield a net positive JIM BOB JIM BO BOB

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

RaceBannon posted:

I always wonder about this when people bring it up. How do you spot "empty" eyes?

Michele Bachmann's eyes.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
hmm

his full name is jimbo bob

Buh
May 17, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

I'd imagine the real reason is that to the Duggars, and Duggar supporters, everywhere that is not 'Murca is just foreignland, and as such doesn't need to be justified with it's actual name.

Also on calling the Salvadoreans 'Latinos', I am guessing this is just teh Duggars surprise that there can be people with different coloured skin to them.

It's occasionally done for security where evangelism is an arrestable offence (missions to 'South Asia').
And probably also done in cases where that's not true to play up their mission as brave and dangerous and extra godly.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

RaceBannon posted:

I always wonder about this when people bring it up. How do you spot "empty" eyes?

You don't. People just see what they want to see. That, and some folk just look funky posing for pictures.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Universe Master posted:

That lights out, vaginal-only, missionary-only, no birth control sex would be so worth it the one night you get to do it before she gets pregnant.

Well in the 10-11 months until you get to do it again, you can just dry hump her at putt putt and have rough sex with porn stars, so it's not so bad.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This information comes from my wife, who actually watches and pays attention to the goddamned show. I heard the guy talking and immediately asked why his speech was so garbled (aside from being from naked-banjo-overalls country) and that's what I remember hearing before having my brain shut off from the lack of stimulating information being given.

I share your pain. Care for some Flavor-Aid?


:patriot:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Krispy Kareem posted:

You don't. People just see what they want to see. That, and some folk just look funky posing for pictures.

PTSD eyes is a real thing. I don't doubt that something similar is going on with the Duggar women.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

FIRST TIME posted:

PTSD eyes is a real thing.

So... wide eyes? I still don't get it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

As someone else has already said, the "crazy eyes" is part crazy, part having to smile and be happy all the gad-damned time. (Because unhappiness is a sin, evidence of sin).

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

RaceBannon posted:

So... wide eyes? I still don't get it.

Most people are able to read emotions in the faces of others.

Beep boop

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