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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Just so you guys know I wont be lying I will put my bets here for bowl games. Michigan -4, northwestern +10 and the bucks -6. 1k on each of these and all 3 are together in a parlay with the same bet amount. If I win half these bets I will up the bet to 5k if I win all 4 I will make it 10k.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I'm going to start betting on wether or not Jase will break even.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

Just so you guys know I wont be lying I will put my bets here for bowl games. Michigan -4, northwestern +10 and the bucks -6. 1k on each of these and all 3 are together in a parlay with the same bet amount. If I win half these bets I will up the bet to 5k if I win all 4 I will make it 10k.

apologies for ROCKY TOP BITCH :(

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
It's not a lot but I just put 40 on Condit

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I went 2-2 today and just lost the vig so I upped the bet to 5k. I have a few games tomorrow to bet on and if I win all those I will up the bet more.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

This is the best thread.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I want Carlos to win but I also want to see jase1 win big even moreso

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
So I will add this . If Arkansas beats Kansas state by 13.5 and there are 2 more touchdowns I will up the bet to 10k. I also have Oregon -7 but I don't think that game will finish by the the time Lawler fights.


Edit: ok I won both those bets and I am undefeated For the day. So I have now upped the bet to 10k. This is the month end bet so if I lose this my account is wiped out pending the Oregon bet.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 3, 2016

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

jase1 posted:

So I will add this . If Arkansas beats Kansas state by 13.5 and there are 2 more touchdowns I will up the bet to 10k. I also have Oregon -7 but I don't think that game will finish by the the time Lawler fights.


Edit: ok I won both those bets and I am undefeated For the day. So I have now upped the bet to 10k. This is the month end bet so if I lose this my account is wiped out pending the Oregon bet.

Wow. Man. Wow.

I'm sorry.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

So I will add this . If Arkansas beats Kansas state by 13.5 and there are 2 more touchdowns I will up the bet to 10k. I also have Oregon -7 but I don't think that game will finish by the the time Lawler fights.


Edit: ok I won both those bets and I am undefeated For the day. So I have now upped the bet to 10k. This is the month end bet so if I lose this my account is wiped out pending the Oregon bet.

oh my god

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

jase1 posted:

I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW.

you deserve it man after so many years of bad breaks.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
I think I would have been stone cold dead with a heart attack before that last judge result if I had bet that much money on this fight.

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
:allears:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
congrats to the jase one.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
congrats to jase1 on his amazing win on an amazing fight

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Bet Lawler +350 after round 4 :cool:

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
I think this one more than makes up for the entire Mark Coleman debacle in the hallowed Halls of MMA Goon Betting History.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

JoeRules posted:

Bet Lawler +350 after round 4 :cool:

yeah but unless it was 10k no one cares. this is jase1's thread bro

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Rename this thread jase1

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Lloyd Boner posted:

Rename this thread jase1

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
jase1 election year

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Bundt Cake posted:

jase1 election year

gambling decisions we can believe in

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
jase1 buy your wife a Robbie Lawler Fathead she can plaster on the rear window of her new car

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Agent Tough Juice posted:

jase1 buy your wife a Robbie Lawler

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
I am going to buy my wife her first pair of Louboutins and that will make up for the no car for Christmas. First though I am headed over to the bookies and we are going to the Casino. 5k of that is going on the craps table tonight and I want my bookie to watch the fun I am going to have burning his money in front of him. Its becoming a tradition between us.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

jase1 posted:

I am going to buy my wife her first pair of Louboutins and that will make up for the no car for Christmas. First though I am headed over to the bookies and we are going to the Casino. 5k of that is going on the craps table tonight and I want my bookie to watch the fun I am going to have burning his money in front of him. Its becoming a tradition between us.

If you win at the craps table just PayPal me 1k. Alright thanks.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hey jase next time i'm in vegas can we hang out and make bets on mma together?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Marching Powder posted:

hey jase next time i'm in vegas can we hang out and make bets on mma together?

Sure but I live in Cleveland so we might not ever be in Vegas at the same time. I am always there during the WSOP.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

jase1 posted:

I am going to buy my wife her first pair of Louboutins and that will make up for the no car for Christmas

I didn't know what Lubeytunes were so I googled it and I found out that they're shoes made for aliens I guess?

Agent Tough Juice fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jan 3, 2016

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I didn't know what Lubeytunes were so I googled it and I out that they're shoes made for aliens I guess?

I will never understand fashion but I will never complain about it because my wife always looks stunning and this will score me big brownie points. She gets what she wants.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I didn't know what Lubeytunes were so I googled it and I out that they're shoes made for aliens I guess?

louboutins are extremely loving nice heels and jase1's wife is lucky that her husband is buying them instead of having has arm sawed off by debt collectors

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Bet On MMA apparently

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

jase1 posted:

Sure but I live in Cleveland so we might not ever be in Vegas at the same time. I am always there during the WSOP.

rad i look forward to generally frivolity

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Can anyone tell me how many times I have bet on robbie lawler in this thread? I swear I bet on him a couple of other times I remember him getting his leg almost kicked off and then he knocked some guy out and I bet on that fight and then I think I bet on him to KO someone but I cant find these in the threads so maybe I posted it in another gambling thread?

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Can anyone tell me how many times I have bet on robbie lawler in this thread? I swear I bet on him a couple of other times I remember him getting his leg almost kicked off and then he knocked some guy out and I bet on that fight and then I think I bet on him to KO someone but I cant find these in the threads so maybe I posted it in another gambling thread?

That first one was the definitely Manhoef fight, don't remember the other

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i aspire to be able to gamble as much as jase1

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

jase1 posted:

Can anyone tell me how many times I have bet on robbie lawler in this thread? I swear I bet on him a couple of other times I remember him getting his leg almost kicked off and then he knocked some guy out and I bet on that fight and then I think I bet on him to KO someone but I cant find these in the threads so maybe I posted it in another gambling thread?
Apparently three times on Robby Lawler.

UFC 181, UFC 189, UFC 195.

And once on Tom Lawlor.

UFC 154,

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Get your bets in people, UFC 197 is official and its time to lose a lot of money!

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
jase1 never got to bet on Holly Holm for 193, so I hope he'll do the right thing and bet the farm on Tate.

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