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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
As an American, I use a wad of toilet paper the size of my entire rear end for each wipe.

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Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
wipe your dirty rear end on the poor


like america

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I wipe with Venezuelan currency.

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
I print this thread out.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Norns posted:

I wipe with Venezuelan currency.

same

https://www.instagram.com/p/945trvJtZ2/

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

AgentJotun posted:

I print this thread out.

Send it to Hefe when you're done.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


Amazing

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


AgentJotun posted:

I print this thread out.

You wipe your butt with paper that's already covered in poo poo?

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

gret posted:

You wipe your butt with paper that's already covered in poo poo?

You can use both sides, capitalist pig.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Dear god



I'm afraid I'm going to have to step in here and post some formula 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex3f__pPzo

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I watched Imola '81 again and it's pretty crazy how talented most of the field was. Also I think Tambay was underrated, he drove pretty well in a very lovely (and hideous) car.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

My sister's kid got this new toy truck, based on the new Honda liveries I'm guessing.
The loving wheels already came off. It's gonna be a good season.

mrfart fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jan 5, 2016

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm nearing the end of an experiment, watch this season from a Mclaran fan's perspective (but not Australia, gently caress that). I turn off the races and qualifying once I've heard the driver's very depressing (often mid race) interviews and then fast forward though the after shows for the management excuses. I'm on the US GP and am currently genuinely wondering how Nando made it this far though the season without killing himself. That Russian quali interview with the laughing and the very dirty jokes was really worrying as it was a lot like that thing suicide victims do when they are happy and calm the day before they put a bullet in their mouths/walk out on track in front of Vettel's car and I'm quite glad he finished the race tbh.

edit: no wonder the worst thread's best mclaran fan went a bit whappy by the end of the year.

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jan 4, 2016

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
The obvious answer is it wasn't Fernando. He was so depressed that he electrocuted himself in pre-season testing and was replaced by a lifelike robot with a few inaccurate personality quirks.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Mclaran Hnota Racing

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
McClaren

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Dude, put [timg] on either side of that pic.

Or don't, it is the worst thread...

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Halo14 posted:

Dude, put [timg] on either side of that pic.

Or don't, it is the worst thread...

No its better like that.

Broken.

Like the Honda engine.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

And Fernando's human soul. RIP Nando.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
FERNANDO IS HONORABLE SAMURAI

HIS SOUL IS EVERLASTING


UNLIKE THE HONDA ENGINE UPTIME

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

No its better like that.

Broken.

Like the Honda engine.

Sweet Av.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Halo14 posted:

Dude, put [timg] on either side of that pic.

Or don't, it is the worst thread...

sorry, phone posting

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

McClaran :suicide:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
I sure hope Rob Danish is on top of these Mclaran issues.


Thanks.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Seriously though, how do you end up at "Mclaran"?

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Sacks of money and lack of options.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
We'll never have another interesting livery in the history of the sport.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
Young Are Jense looks like Max Verstappen.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Jarno Trulli hasn't aged in 15 years

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
hasn't been competitive in 15 either

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I am reminded of how atrocious the B201 was.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Dubs posted:

hasn't been competitive in 15 either

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Tsaedje posted:

We'll never have another interesting livery in the history of the sport.

The '05/'06 Renaults were the pinnacle of motorsport livery.

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Dubs posted:

hasn't been competitive in 15 either

ah yes he wasn't super good in 2004 or anything

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Wirth1000 posted:

The '05/'06 Renaults were the pinnacle of motorsport livery.
Close to the Rothmans Williams livery of the mid 80s to early 90s

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Terrorist Leyland Williams was pretty bad rear end.

Pacinamac
Jun 15, 2001
I CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO READ ANY FORUM SPECIFIC RULES BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TIME TAKEN AWAY FROM STICKING THINGS UP MY ASS
Bring back cigarettes.

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Pacinamac posted:

Bring back cigarettes.

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