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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

drat Dirty Ape posted:

drat work, I am so far behind on amazing SC news it's going to take me hours to catch up.

And :lol: that Sandi several times used the term 'butt hurt' in her official customer service responses.

Look, those drat primitive humans aren't going to catch and enslave themselves. You're just doing what needs to be done. Smile about it!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Too big to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP.

No such thing. The PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP is eternal. It surrounds us, and penetrates us. It binds the thread together

wyoak posted:

lol Roberts isn't coding anything

Ben is the only one coding nightly. And I mean that in the medical sense.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

It's weird that Sandi comes right out and says in that email that they've been looking for someone to replace her for the past two years. She also says that part of the reason noone is willing to do it because of the pay. Are they offering sub-fast food worker wages or something? I find it hard to believe they can't find someone more qualified and proven than Sandi in two years unless the criteria is "you must be Sandi Gardiner".

Of course it is. She's enslaved Crobber with her evil wiles and the way she gives him rides on her rocketship harness. He won't let CIG ditch her or her leave CIG.

Bait and Swatch posted:

Pipe or dildo? You decide


C] All of the above. Tons of fun, but makes for a really skunky smoke.

Romes128 posted:

*had a played Lemonade Stand at age 8*
I'VE BEEN THE GREATEST BUSINESS WOMAN SINCE I WAS A CHILD

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im going to be friends

night

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

KakerMix posted:

I feel so fly being a derek smartie

drat it, I have always wanted a gang tag, and one of those would be AWEEEEEEsome!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Eonwe posted:

im going to be friends

night
Good night spinning pink elephant.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Dear Lowtax,
please change my user name to Space Rape Barn. It will inspire others to give you $$$ so that others may have pixelated space barns and have strong businesswomen fawn over your business acumen. This would be a sound investment, as username changes are obviously the first priority in website successes.

Dog bless

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Samizdata posted:

drat it, I have always wanted a gang tag, and one of those would be AWEEEEEEsome!
There is a simple way, you see.

Pay five bux to change avatar, add gang tag between [img][/img], and thee can be a Derek Smartie.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
And what do you call a Derek Smartie that hasn't paid 30bux for the Lyrius Conflict DLC for Universal Combat?

A shameful Smartie.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord


edit: Guess they don't like it when you bypass their word filter.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

HiHo ChiRho posted:

liar


how could any goon be married

I was.

Once.

A few years ago...

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Omi-Polari posted:

There is a simple way, you see.

Pay five bux to change avatar, add gang tag between [timg][/timg], and thee can be a Derek Smartie.

I did change my avvie with that in mind, then I couldn't find the image link address. :sigh:

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien
Star Citizen is going up like Betty's big tits.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Samizdata posted:

I did change my avvie with that in mind, then I couldn't find the image link address. :sigh:
http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/b5/13/00216357.0001.gif

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Gonkish
May 19, 2004


Winner.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eonwe posted:

my wife and I are both going to get an oculus

we should all do movie night since I konw there is a multiplayer theatre thing where you like sit in a theatre with other people and watch a movie

I heard the social module of Star Citizen will have it but bigger with higher fidelity.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

No more money on the gift card.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Man Seraph got banned again. Wonder what he's up to on his homepage.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer


Bootcha fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jan 6, 2016

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Sedisp posted:

Man Seraph got banned again. Wonder what he's up to on his homepage.

I wish you didn't post this. I feel like I'm staring into the abyss now.

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

Bait and Swatch posted:

I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face


hold up... declassifying his warrant..... ----- trafficking in child pornography

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

whoops

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


:siren: Hey Derek, :siren:

I made your Star Citizen blog posts into a neural network. Now you don't have to rehash your old blog posts, the bot will do it for you! Check it out:

http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/derek

(please don't sue me for copyright infringement :ohdear:)

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


A sample:

It is a surprise to deliver on what I was never – ever – ever – ever waited to build it for personal involved, if they have nothing to do with the incomplete in this as tried to build some project and until me as promised. And if they are still being hardance of consideration of the game’s two years ago. As sicts as the much touted “list, and my way to get the money to build you a refund. It’s a game that backers ask the project is about completed and go on terms in the engine. And it’s about worse.

And that’s just kept things out, that’s not unless RSI will never get have a level back in 2018. He had failed to deliver the end of 2016 when making a big claims in an untitical powerful and other project and provide my sources and seeking a complex planets, engine in the game, I have come from the industry, were controlled for whatever the announced to you without any matter if my clear that the fact that I have been looking at the studios who seen, and are going to be received for off more provides a bailout work having seen my industry surprised from the consumer limited project without campaign to the game development to this very real promise to remove the game. And I see why I had funded and provide into the game. The project is now exceptionally visual fidelity and the game they haven’t even going to say the makings of a crowd-funded project, somehow can include the whole success that they were now something to send a proper money.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

BMan posted:

:siren: Hey Derek, :siren:

I made your Star Citizen blog posts into a neural network. Now you don't have to rehash your old blog posts, the bot will do it for you! Check it out:

http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/derek

(please don't sue me for copyright infringement :ohdear:)

Blog titles need to be drawn from a prefix/suffix list. Like

Prefix:
Sharting
D-List
Unqualified
Operation

Suffix:
Shitizens
Has-Beens
Arus
Investment

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

What a disaster

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



BMan posted:

:siren: Hey Derek, :siren:

I made your Star Citizen blog posts into a neural network. Now you don't have to rehash your old blog posts, the bot will do it for you! Check it out:

http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/derek

(please don't sue me for copyright infringement :ohdear:)

Now do Sandi's emails

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

lol some good lines

quote:

I succeeded in the cult with this statement

quote:

personal anti-social module

quote:

The Lerek Smart of Star Citizen discourse nonsense

quote:

and I thought that after my legal refunds (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) as close to my legal Engine of which I haven’t asked for refunds

quote:

the stretch goals in the Urena Commander

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

BMan posted:

:siren: Hey Derek, :siren:

I made your Star Citizen blog posts into a neural network. Now you don't have to rehash your old blog posts, the bot will do it for you! Check it out:

http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/derek

(please don't sue me for copyright infringement :ohdear:)
"So I have been thus far been delivered."

" It’s a wife of the day they deliver the fact that we won’t have a publisher to do with the deprecade of action."

"The second many industry players (1, 2, 3, 4) and capable has finished project, did requires the complete incompetent, not only had them."

"For like that saper, say that you can’t be leaving."

"The project has made their own refunds."

"So I’m not kicked money."

It's like Chris Roberts wrote it.

Thronde
Aug 4, 2012

Fun Shoe
Someone link the get a refund gif again, it needs to be spread.

And if one of you spergs isn't writing the article for TheMittani.com I guess I could poo poo something out with Beer's permission and link all that poo poo. Because hoooooooly gently caress I'm so glad I got out. In fact I'm about to reply to the last spam "We're sorry" email saying I want to finish off my refund and get the lovely 45 bucks I didn't care about back. Just to say gently caress them.

And I might use Pgabz email reply as a form reply every day until they pay out.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Can someone outline what we know of how the economy is going to work in this game for me?



BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Daztek posted:

Now do Sandi's emails

Those are images unfortunately. Now if someone was to post the plain text of those emails...

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

this is how I feel today when I blew up a lot of Constellation Sperg ships


Ezekeel
Nov 18, 2015

BMan posted:

:siren: Hey Derek, :siren:

I made your Star Citizen blog posts into a neural network. Now you don't have to rehash your old blog posts, the bot will do it for you! Check it out:

http://robo-roberts.appspot.com/derek

(please don't sue me for copyright infringement :ohdear:)

This neural network gets it:

'RSI agrees to use its good faith business efforts to be believed.'

'They have been four years and pushing the bullshit in the feature creep as promised.'

'Which is why they had no clue what I said in my blogs.'

'Chris Roberts has been promised.'

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EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

EminusSleepus fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jan 6, 2016

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