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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

dragon enthusiast posted:

I want phone notifications for my washer because I turned off the notifications it came with

phone notifications persist beyond the end of the cycle and will be received wherever you are so you don't have to stay w/in earshot of the machine

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Shaggar posted:

phone notifications persist beyond the end of the cycle and will be received wherever you are so you don't have to stay w/in earshot of the machine

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
yeah i hit the emptyquote button by accident gently caress

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
RIP the NICE! button

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
still says cosby.jpg, guess they are terrified of changing that in case radium tied it to something important, :rip:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Bhodi posted:

still says cosby.jpg, guess they are terrified of changing that in case radium tied it to something important, :rip:

im fairly certain it was simply the lowest effort possible replacement to get rid of the cosby pics so people would stop constantly whining about it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Jimmy Carter posted:



the movie Hackers is finally coming to life thanks to Intel

i assume she's a mobile hotspot?

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Cat Face Joe posted:

i assume she's a mobile hotspot?

wow homeless fashion is getting really avant-garde

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35238645

quote:

Fitbit's shares plunged following the announcement of its first colour smartwatch at the CES tech show.
The San Francisco-based company's stock fell more than 18%.

lmao

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Cat Face Joe posted:

i assume she's a mobile hotspot?

dcseankun
Jun 17, 2005

suck my diiiiick, i'm a catshaaark!!!

FAT BATMAN posted:

Ever since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid I've wanted a Rube Goldberg-like device that makes breakfast for me. When I wake up I hit a switch and it starts an automated process while I shower and get dressed. By the time I'm ready to eat there's a plate of eggs and pancakes w a glass of OJ waiting for me. When can my internet of things do that.



No OJ sorry...

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Jimmy Carter posted:



the movie Hackers is finally coming to life thanks to Intel

does this do something or is its only purpose to make it so you can't sit down on public transit or airplanes?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

dcseankun posted:



No OJ sorry...

lol if your homemade egg mcmuffin isnt scrambled eggs with some melted provolone + a slice of prosciutto on a toasted english muffin

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
scrambled? more like over easy or poached

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
over easy so you have something to dip the hash browns into

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Perplx posted:

scrambled? more like over easy or poached

yeah let me bite into a sandwich with a poached egg in it and get my shirt covered in runny yolk :rolleyes:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

mishaq posted:

yeah let me bite into a sandwich with a poached egg in it and get my shirt covered in runny yolk :rolleyes:

literally a thing that warsaw coffee in ft. lauderdale florida thinks anyone wants

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



mishaq posted:

yeah let me bite into a sandwich with a poached egg in it and get my shirt covered in runny yolk :rolleyes:

yeah lol lemme just eat like a childe here

Cocoa Crispies posted:

literally a thing that warsaw coffee in ft. lauderdale florida thinks anyone wants

lol if ur in florida

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

children eat with their fingers, adults use utensils, as is correct and proper

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol if you eat an egg mcmuffin with utensils

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

mishaq posted:

lol if you eat an egg mcmuffin

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

mishaq posted:

lol if you eat an egg mcmuffin

e: gently caress

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i made two for lunch at home today and they were awesome

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

mishaq posted:

i made two for lunch at home today and they were awesome

for a child to eat

at the fast food restaurant

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

mishaq posted:

lol if you eat

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

breakfast sandwiches require a fried egg in the middle, yolk is still a bit soft but not runny

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
runny eggs best eggs

never go to mcdonalds

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i'm just here for the alleged retro thinkpad prototype

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



kwinkles posted:

never go to mcdonalds

this but for everything they serve

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFrance/videos/429332307260712/

gonna have to make some of these :o:

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


oh cool a Facebook link of a buzzfeed thing

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lol white bread and kraft preshredded yellow cheese

this isnt the 5 figgie thread

Ice_2_c_u
Sep 13, 2002

Cat Face Joe posted:

lol if ur in florida

gently caress

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



quote:

Zhor-Tech, a French tech firm, brought big bright red sneakers, white self-lacing shoes and even women’s pumps to CES. What makes the shoes smart? You can adjust the temperature of your shoe with an app and measure your steps more accurately than you could with a fitness tracker, the company says. The shoes will sell later in the year for $450.



take shoe, add pedometer and thermometer, upmark the gently caress out of them, wait for dumb people to think they need purchase a 'smart' shoe.

Also self lacing? Isn't that just Velcro?

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Joanna Stern currently on Periscope now but :lol: that site can stream live video but needs Flash for live comments?

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVNDNrxj

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

MrMoo posted:

Joanna Stern currently on Periscope now but :lol: that site can stream live video but needs Flash for live comments?

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVNDNrxj

yo that site is pretty cool idea though

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Valeyard posted:

yo that site is pretty cool idea though

Similar apps are ridiculously popular in SE-Asia, my nieces faun over really stupid Taiwanese guys on "17" and are constantly chatting and singing. :lol: both Apple and Google banned it a few months ago.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
critter want status: lemmings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJyTaPXvyk

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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