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The Interloper posted:now whenever anyone goes to fight against NPCs it frequently makes the entire server lag to poo poo That's amazing. CIG are truly breaking ground on lovely netcode.
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Romes128 posted:I'm seriously going to go into a coma from loss of blood to my brain cause it's all going to go to the massive boner I'll have when this whole thing collapses same
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The Interloper posted:The PTU version of the "game" is very easy to grief right now. While it doesn't seem to crash as often, now whenever anyone goes to fight against NPCs it frequently makes the entire server lag to poo poo. It's especially good now that the players know that's what causes it because the chat will often start filling up with people bitching at whoever's doing it every time it happens.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:40 |
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Sarsapariller posted:I ran an analysis on one of Chris's letters from the chairman:
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:41 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That reminds me, can you go start my car? On the other hand, I just ran that tone analyser on some text I'd written about Beatles lyrics and it completely misjudged my tone based on misunderstanding the meanings of words like tense and somehow conflated one word "annoying" to be 79% anger. But yeah, I'd disconnect your starter motor and just start your car like McGyver from now on.
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ZenMaster posted:Come one, come all. Lowtax posted:Okay I just started writing this two hours ago, so it's not near finished or edited, but feel free to have a preview of my Star Citizen article so far: I think some gifs of the game's awful physics would be useful in addition to the aforementioned pictures of Star Citizens. AP has been posting these like mad. Dogstoyevsky fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Wasn't there some hubub not to long ago about her using the CIG facilities and assets to promote her acting career where she categorically denied using the company 's time and property to do so? e: Well gently caress, the information I was looking for was in imminent post Jimb fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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pftc posted:I can't wait for Sandi Gardiner to explain why she recycled her acting footage, and used it on a "Around the Verse" video. Yes. I've been saying that for several months already. Which prompted this response from her https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/646081970011697152
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Dogstoyevsky posted:
Yeah with so many goty worthy gifs available you should totally include some. The article looks sad with no images
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Dogstoyevsky posted:I think some gifs of the game's awful physics would be useful in addition to pictures of Star Citizens. AP has been posting these like mad.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:55 |
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Lowtax posted:Okay I just started writing this two hours ago, so it's not near finished or edited, but feel free to have a preview of my Star Citizen article so far: I like it. If you want to add more crazy stuff you could work in some references to the immortal gods from Stargate, miracles in the backer community happening to those who spend the most. Space plants, cheap Chinese imports, bitcoin, kevin costner, money laundering, Scientology, lego spaceships or building your own simpit in your child's bedroom out of floor boards so he can act as a turret gunner as long as he's careful and doesn't fall through the floor.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:56 |
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ewe2 posted:On the other hand, I just ran that tone analyser on some text I'd written about Beatles lyrics and it completely misjudged my tone based on misunderstanding the meanings of words like tense and somehow conflated one word "annoying" to be 79% anger. But yeah, I'd disconnect your starter motor and just start your car like McGyver from now on. Run the tone analyzer by quantity of words instead of weighted relative to a business e-mail and it seems to make a lot more sense. I think since it's judging things by the rubric of a professional correspondence it heavily penalizes certain words.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:56 |
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I just realized Sandi used that blinky deer in the headlights footage for her portfolio. That's the stuff she wanted to show off.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:58 |
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EightAce posted:Blue steel, Magnum etc etc Look, man, Magnum's not finished yet, it's still a work in progress! (Dare I say it's alpha?)
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:58 |
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Google Butt posted:Derek did you miss the part where Sandi used backer funds to film for her acting reel I thought the part where former Executive Producer Alex Mayberry was featured in the "interrogation" video was pretty funny.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I thought the part where former Executive Producer Alex Mayberry was featured in the "interrogation" video was pretty funny. lol
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:59 |
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Berious posted:I just realized Sandi used that blinky deer in the headlights footage for her portfolio. That's the stuff she wanted to show off. "Yeah show that bit where I can't walk across a room convincingly" *fistbump*
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 19:59 |
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Lowtax posted:Okay I just started writing this two hours ago, so it's not near finished or edited, but feel free to have a preview of my Star Citizen article so far: Good first draft Lowtax. The only crazy feature you left out that I think needs mentioning is the Space News Van.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:00 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Good first draft Lowtax. The only crazy feature you left out that I think needs mentioning is the Space News Van. Don't forget space rickshaws tm.brazilianpeanutwar donotsteal
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Lowtax posted:Okay I just started writing this two hours ago, so it's not near finished or edited, but feel free to have a preview of my Star Citizen article so far: needs a comment section at the bottom so we can count the number of times an article on something awful is considered clickbait trash and that you collude with the unspeakable one
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:03 |
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The Interloper posted:The PTU version of the "game" is very easy to grief right now. While it doesn't seem to crash as often, now whenever anyone goes to fight against NPCs it frequently makes the entire server lag to poo poo. It's especially good now that the players know that's what causes it because the chat will often start filling up with people bitching at whoever's doing it every time it happens. lol this loving game
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SirPhoebos posted:Good first draft Lowtax. The only crazy feature you left out that I think needs mentioning is the Space News Van. Didn't they also follow up with the promise of a space news man?
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I wonder if the CIG peon sandi "garbage person" roberts forces to read every post in this thread reports back on all the bad stuff that comes out about her here or if they are afraid to tell her
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:04 |
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Lowtax posted:Okay I just started writing this two hours ago, so it's not near finished or edited, but feel free to have a preview of my Star Citizen article so far: it should be a series of articles Beer could write about the cutlass brewery variant
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I thought the part where former Executive Producer Alex Mayberry was featured in the "interrogation" video was pretty funny. I would like to hear, from Chris Roberts, how filming poo poo for Sandi's acting career is in ANY WAY related to Star Citizen game development.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Run the tone analyzer by quantity of words instead of weighted relative to a business e-mail and it seems to make a lot more sense. I think since it's judging things by the rubric of a professional correspondence it heavily penalizes certain words. Yeah I tried that and even compared with a political text to see what the difference is and the tone is tiny compared to the word count metric.
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Madcosby posted:needs a comment section at the bottom so we can count the number of times an article on something awful is considered clickbait trash and that you collude with the unspeakable one yeah a comment section will only add to the comedy
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SirPhoebos posted:Good first draft Lowtax. The only crazy feature you left out that I think needs mentioning is the Space News Van. There's actually a ton of material there. Since direct messaging would exist, you are basically hauling ephemeral News x 26 in your cargo hold like it's any other bulk good. Seems good and immersive.
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Wafflz posted:I wonder if the CIG peon sandi "garbage person" roberts forces to read every post in this thread reports back on all the bad stuff that comes out about her here or if they are afraid to tell her What would be more interesting is the cost of doing so.
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Wafflz posted:I wonder if the CIG peon sandi "garbage person" roberts forces to read every post in this thread reports back on all the bad stuff that comes out about her here or if they are afraid to tell her Sent her a link to the forums on twitter and she deleted it :[ obviously she can't handle the truth.
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Lowtax posted:I am going to use the photos of the SC backers, I add the pics after I get done writing. Also I'm not going to seriously address any actual drama like the Sandi customer service insanity, since that would require a lengthy backstory and explanation for the average reader. Make sure to use the really creepy one with the shrine and shaved head.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:07 |
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ZenMaster posted:Come one, come all. Gary Oldman, Sandi Gardiner, and multiple other top hollywood actors in the cast for Chris Roberts majestic space simulator video game!
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Chalks posted:Seems more likely that the info is sparse because they've not even begun to wonder when they might start planning it yet. It's all about the tech at the moment. All about how to get players to stop clipping through all the geometry while increasing the player count to 200 and implementing procedurally generated wildlife. No way are they going to even start thinking about this stuff until the last minute, if at all. Economy is the last thing you work into the game, right after gameplay. How could they possibly create a balanced economy before people are actually flying around, doing missions and trading? If you obviously know nothing about game development it would be best not to show it to everybody.
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pftc posted:I would like to hear, from Chris Roberts, how filming poo poo for Sandi's acting career is in ANY WAY related to Star Citizen game development. She auditioned for the part in Squadron 42 you BUTT-HURT GOOON
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 20:08 |
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AP posted:building your own simpit in your child's bedroom out of floor boards so he can act as a turret gunner as long as he's careful and doesn't fall through the floor. Please include something about this like that man who proudly posted his children being turned into a bug-testing slave workforce.
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Got this from sandi markov: Chris' letter was forced, there are case of the staff and abusive, I'm a jealous person, jealous the best said to be and for project because if iss geal staff and I am confident the best saleswomen and abesting a great things so they are not a special snowflake anymore and the U0 year ban?
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EminusSleepus posted:yes it is true, Maleficent is in UK right now. Naaaaaah. Antonov An-225's exist. I am sure CIG has bought one.
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That last one is a perfect representation of the PTU.
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