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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

its such bullshit getting banned strips your platinum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bought platinum and it disappeared. Lowtax is running the CIG scam I think :(

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Yep, just what I wanted. Bring my freelancer minivan back to my hanger to unload groceries and instruct my NPC children to assist

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

So glad I became a super goon and therefore privy to scandalous gossip that redditors WISH they could read.

Kickstarter successful.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the word stimpire is a portmanteau

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Unfunny Poster posted:

That's a really complicated meme.

a 7D onion to be sure

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Scruffpuff posted:

Kickstarter successful.

AHAHA! :laffo:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
lowtax thanks you for your :10bux: j4gs. suck it! hahahahahaha

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming


it's magic: the blathering

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
REDDIT: Citizens want an impartial debate with Derek Smart about Star Citizen...

Interestingly, Matilda2013 tells them:

Matilda2013 posted:

"You guys wouldn't stand a chance. Moreover they would use it against CIG. Don't you see that is exactly see reason they are doing it. This drama is as good as over. That's the reason they try to get information out of CS, Sandi, Ben, Jared. They are also writing to CIG employees like Darian on Twitter (I've been told). Trying to provoke a reaction. Nobody outside this sub and SA (and some retarded bloggers) cares about this stream. Perhaps we shouldn't react to anything and let the fire burn down?"
Why wouldn't they stand a chance, Matilda? They have the truth on their side, right?

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



So there's been 9000 posts in 10 days, is the game out?

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat

Land Fish posted:

So there's been 9000 posts in 10 days, is the game out?

Yes! Get the latest bathroom door patch and be immersed in the Verse!

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Land Fish posted:

So there's been 9000 posts in 10 days, is the game out?

If the game ever comes out, we'll bring down the cloud with animated gifs of griefing ramming creative piloting pirating spergs.

mrking
May 27, 2006

There's No Limit To What We Can't Accomplish



Land Fish posted:

So there's been 9000 posts in 10 days, is the game out?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

fuctifino posted:

For those who haven't heard: You need a platinum account to read this message

She's not going to be happy. lol

Lowtax has warned you to stop posting creepy poo poo about Sandi already and private stuff like this is never cool. :fuckoff:

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Nation posted:

The word FACETIOUSLY contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Don't forget to copy and save your very own succubii template today, free of charge*


*not true, I need 50million, TIA

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



quote:

these patches are interesting because they showcase how quick CIG can identify bugs and fix them, other studios would take ages or think it isn't worth to fix 3 bugs every patch, but I like how they approach this. Also it seems like fixes don't cause any other bugs as far as I know.

CIG is the best, I love 10gb patches to fix 3 inconsequential bugs

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
..

EightAce fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Apr 7, 2016

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Unfunny Poster posted:

I bought platinum and it disappeared. Lowtax is running the CIG scam I think :(

I forget if having platinum only give you the right to buy access to those posts or not, sorry friendo

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

EightAce posted:

Negative.

Stop me if you've heard this joke before ...
Two Englishmen and a German walk into an expensive eaterie....
The waiter says 'usual gents ? Swedish meatballs for three is it' .....

I'm in the UK and its like apalachin in the late 50's !

HAHAHAHAHAHA he sure You must have a platinum account to view this content.

sanctimoniousqfd
Dec 16, 2015

MeLKoR posted:

Lowtax has warned you to stop posting creepy poo poo about Sandi already and private stuff like this is never cool. :fuckoff:

Can someone PM me what this is about? It sounds terribly exciting, but I can't see it and am having a terrible case of FOMO :(

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Madcosby posted:

the word stimpire is a portmanteau

Of "stupid" and "empire."

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Midnight Voyager posted:

Of "stupid" and "empire."

To be fair, who at times hasn't sat down and written pages upon pages of torture porn set in a fictional universe for a game that is never coming out? Way to cast the first stone.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

sanctimoniousqfd posted:

Can someone PM me what this is about? It sounds terribly exciting, but I can't see it and am having a terrible case of FOMO :(

I'll PM you but basically sandi walks into a room full of black people and shouted...oh my god you won't believe it....hang on i'll pm you.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Don't forget to copy and save your very own succubii template today, free of charge*


*not true, I need 50million, TIA


Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


http://www.mnrdaily.com/article/star-citizen-latest-details-peek-at-what-gamers-should-expect-this-year/7405.htm

some vague hype article about "what gamers should expect this year". it's kind of funny that a lot of the statements read as particularly back-handed:

quote:

There's nowhere to go but up for the game


quote:

The game has all the resources to do so, after all, it has $100M worth of donations to get funds from.


quote:

Things can only get bigger for the game

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless



Were procedurally generated planets or VR support ever mentioned before this? Or are they adding new features at the same time they drop others?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

MeLKoR posted:



Were procedurally generated planets or VR support ever mentioned before this? Or are they adding new features at the same time they drop others?

Early word was "no VR". Birds definitely came after this, as well as the Cabela patch.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Believe it or not, I cut the refunds I never thought I could feel so free, crying about stupid emails I sent Beer who could I be, believe it or not it's Sandiiii

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



MeLKoR posted:



Were procedurally generated planets or VR support ever mentioned before this? Or are they adding new features at the same time they drop others?

And birds?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Land Fish posted:

So there's been 9000 posts in 10 days, is the game out?

Nah, just 9000 posts asking for updates because x amounts of posts have been made and people posting weird creepy poo poo about sandi, including spending free time drawing her.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ash1138 posted:

Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia?

Now that you mention it :stare: I wasn't even going for that......

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Nation posted:

The word FACETIOUSLY contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order.

:vince:
The things you learn in the Discussion > Games > Star Citizen: We'll discuss the game when there is one thread.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Google Butt posted:

Nah, just 9000 posts asking for updates because x amounts of posts have been made and people posting weird creepy poo poo about sandi, including spending free time drawing her.

If you want to see that as sandi then that's your problem.

touch the poop.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Now that you mention it :stare: I wasn't even going for that......
Sandi, Scourge of Santa Monica, Sorrow of Manchester

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

aleksendr posted:

And here i am, sitting in the dark with my 60GB cap for 70CDN$/month.

gently caress Canada Telecom industry.

It's not much better in Alaska either. A 40GB cap in Anchorage is $60 USD ($86 CDN) a month.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
So how's it going with fixing the Unmelts that don't take store credit?

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6234577/#Comment_6234577









:eyepop: that's a "completionist" backer, meaning he's put at least $15,000 in to the game.

Some nice blowback going on in that thread.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol what in the gently caress is the story with this? did he just take a bump of coke prior to this recording or something?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Agrajag posted:

lol what in the gently caress is the story with this? did he just take a bump of coke prior to this recording or something?

Lol he's describing video game mechanics, moron
How many video games have you developed?

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Agrajag posted:

lol what in the gently caress is the story with this? did he just take a bump of coke prior to this recording or something?

i think that was jump points and their incredibly retarded and never gonna happen plans for it to be an obstacle course or whatevr

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