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Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
I guess I'm the odd-man-out, then. I find that adorable, I love chihuahuas. And yes, aggressive behavior is aggressive behavior, but size still matters. There's a difference between getting punched by a tiny weak old man and getting knocked the gently caress out by a heavyweight champion. Bigger dogs can do more damage and that's why their behavior has to be more tightly reigned in. This dog was not able to bite through my denim blue jeans, as much as he really wanted to, and so even though it was bad behavior it was still adorable bad behavior and deserved a scolding and not a lawsuit. Come on, guys.

Edit: Instead of bad dog talk, how about more good dog talk? I recently made a big ol' pot of chili, and had a bunch of fatty trims of beef left over, so I fried them up and gave them to the dogs. Taz, our Schnauzer, is a big ol' goof but he's still civilized enough to eat off of a fork.



And yes, the two chihuahuas in the background got their fair share of meat too.

Captain Bravo fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jan 13, 2016

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Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....
I always feel bad for aggressive small dogs. They've got the latent instincts of a wolf, but your average housecat outweighs them. How is that not a recipe for mental illness? Especially when the owners think all the aggression is "cute".

"Fifi barking at the mailman as a puppy? That's hilarious! Git'em Fifi! Yes, lets backyard breed Fifi and Hercules, they've both got so much attitude and purebred chihuahua puppies are worth money! "

Poor toy dogs :(

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Who's a good toolbelt?! You are!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP-1L48-pfg

jfc :3:


I think I'm gonna do this and see what happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlSLyokNNNk

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://i.imgur.com/DqM3yCk.gifv

a life less
Jul 12, 2009

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.

Yay! My dog got chosen for that well-paying advertisement thinger I mentioned earlier in the thread. I went poking around the client's website to check out their recent projects and they had one featuring a dog that looks super similar to mine being patted and loved on to advertise a food.

Now... panic sets in. Or mild apprehension at least. My dog is sort of hands-off. She's not dangerous or anything remotely like that, but she won't deign to have anyone touch her when she's "working" and she tends to just politely shift slightly outside of reach if you try to pat her. She rarely looks happy about it either. :saddowns: Ah well. We'll see how it goes.

Is there a commercial/acting thread on SA? I had a look around but couldn't find one.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

saw that on reddit also but you beat me to it. fuckin love border collies :yayclod:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

https://vine.co/v/iMnmDH6PEvv

Good thing I've got two hands so I could in theory pet both of these fine dogges at once. :3:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/aoyCIh2.gifv

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Oh, COME ON!


Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
https://zippy.gfycat.com/FalseLateEmperorshrimp.webm

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

mcbexx posted:

Oh, COME ON!




:kimchi: Pet that dogge.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

:kimchi: Pet that dogge.

seconded

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single dogge in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a pette.


:owned:

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
Just before Christmas, I brought home Pepper, a rescue dogge who proceeded to nervously vomit all over my passenger seat and my heart :dogge:

Kerbtree fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jan 14, 2016

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Kerbtree posted:

Just before Christmas, I brought home Pepper, a rescue dogge who proceeded to nervously vomit all over my passenger seat and my heart :dogge:



Rescued dogges are the best dogges. And Pepper's a cutie

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Kerbtree posted:

Just before Christmas, I brought home Pepper, a rescue dogge who proceeded to nervously vomit all over my passenger seat and my heart :dogge:



This is a very pro lookin dogge.

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Kerbtree posted:

Just before Christmas, I brought home Pepper, a rescue dogge who proceeded to nervously vomit all over my passenger seat and my heart :dogge:



The day we brought our rescue dog home she sloppy poo poo and pissed all over my girlfriend's car because of a mix of meds and being utterly terrified. Poor thing, we ended up paying someone else about 250 bucks to clean it

The day we brought her home




And three years later, she has vitiligo and is the goofiest doofus dog who is now just terrified of other humans beside us and the very few others she trusts. I'm not sure what happened to her before we adopted her but I'm guessing it wasn't very nice.

Posing


Got sick of that and wants me to play

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

First day of rescue is always a doozie and leads to stories to be told for years

Was terrified to be out of his element the first day. I got him from a loving family that had to get rid of him so not exactly shelter life. He didn't understand that our home was our home yet of course. So he kept running into his crate when he felt lost or confused. So I spent the first day laying on the ground outside in front of his crate trying to earn his trust with treats.

He got attacked his first and only time by a pit bull.

First beach day!

Thankfully he warmed up to me really fast and was barking at every mailman or suspicious anyone that approached our little complex like he'd been here forever :3: standing his watch.

I feel like this is a thing, correct me if I'm wrong fellow dog owners. But I feel like there's a very distinct point in which a dog sort of trusts you and takes you on as his/her new "master" per-se. For me it was him coming and falling asleep curled up inbetween my legs with his head rested on my leg.

I don't know if matted poo butt happened on the first day but definitely within the first week.


Honesty I just want to talk about my dog child so excuse me ramblings

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Jan 15, 2016

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

"And now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men."




Nostalgia4Dicks posted:




Post 'em if you got 'em


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:





Not sure how I feel about this beach stuff

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:



Uh so a thing just happened


Details to follow

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Syrian Lannister posted:

all dogges are the best dogges.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Pette all of those dogges.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Naked Bear posted:

Pette all dogges.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZCtWCzgWwg

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvwA7BK4-6A

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Remember Dethan? He's a big boy now and still likes to chill in shallow bodies of water, as do all Newfoundlands.

He also has a new hobby now: terrorizing innocent children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PELwh2zD38

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Dogs in front of large crowds like a sporting event for example make me think of this awesome pic




(Parade for the pope in Mexico and pup has his 15 mins of fame prior to)

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Dogs in front of large crowds like a sporting event for example make me think of this awesome pic




(Parade for the pope in Mexico and pup has his 15 mins of fame prior to)

Nice of them to stick around afterwards and let the Pope feel special too.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Varying approaches to a short race (linked from the schadenfreude thread, maybe towards the owner/officials?).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otuoU7_PZn0

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
It's game day and Joy is reppin her team





Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Joy is a good dogge. :3:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



ladies

Turtle Dad 420
Jul 16, 2011

Turtle Time Erryday


Zelda in her natural habitat.

Turtle Dad 420 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 17, 2016

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Turtle Dad 420 posted:



Zelda in her natural habitat.

I like Zelda

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Some good rear end humans helping out a good rear end dogge :unsmith:

http://imgur.com/a/4EnJ7

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Turtle Dad 420 posted:



Zelda in her natural habitat.

Look at those cheeks!!!

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bimmian
Oct 16, 2008
First real snow for Ollie, still only got a couple inches though.




And sleepy

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