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Mrs Roberts - she was a Star Cit preacher And she controlled the developers By using humiliation The target always seemed to be Beer God He was a bit keener than the others When he was quite young His Cutlass died in Commander Deathmatch While choking on rando missiles The fashion of the day Was bleach out boring greysuits P. Gabz decided to make some, But he didn't know to rinse them So he gooned to Olisar a reekin' Goon stench filled the spaceport Mrs Roberts began to chastise She made him feel like an rear end in a top hat Two feet small Oh what a lonely cat Manley and Citizen They always stuck together For they were a bit different than the others And they were as tight as brothers Then Scott moved away Now Citizen He was a year or four younger And he really thought he was something He liked to harass other gamers Or anyone he found outnumbered. Alone Derek walks from trolling Roberts and Sandi they stop him They took his cred and they taunt him, Pimp-slap him with a comm-link Smart lunged forward with his lawsuit Chris ran all the way home weeping He gave his knife to his brother and Said "I think I hurt me" Oh what a lonely boy
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Mirificus posted:CIG never ceases to amaze me "Hey check out this new feature!" "what is it?" "wait....." "I don't get it...." "Wait....." ...... "any minute now" Whaaaaat? ......oh for gently caress sake he's supposed to....look just wait no don't go... GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM NOW TILL FOEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!! Immersive idle animaton 10/10    
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Iglocska posted:This will be a difficult to implement feature. I mean they need to cater to all sorts of players out there so they can personalise their very own idle animation - must be difficult to come up with something that the stimpire guy might end up liking. Getting rammed in the rear end while handing over your wallet/credit cards/house/first born? That's the default stance 
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What an unrecognized device Lesnick devours my pies Thirty gig patches all night I don't know what I should do Indulging a moment of your time Always the breeder of lies Backers will believe that it's true... They take to the stars... Nowhere Cetacean Nowhere Cetaceaaaaaaaaaan Softlock mobiglass at the Sun Passing the bucks by one by one Leaving no pledge in return Watching the strechgoals blow past Speculating which will be the last Savoring my piece of pie And there are no returns... They're filling the skies Nowhere Cetacean N-n-nowhere Cetacean N-n-nowhere Cetaceaaaaaaan
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nopantsjack posted:Ben committed foodicide I laughed very hard at this and then felt bad. Good job
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Iglocska posted:This will be a difficult to implement feature. I mean they need to cater to all sorts of players out there so they can personalise their very own idle animation - must be difficult to come up with something that the stimpire guy might end up liking. How exactly would you animate a sex offender idle animation? rhetorical question.....
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jaegerx posted:Where were you when Chris Roberts saved pc gaming?
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G0RF posted:Adding another one to the watch list...  sanctimoniousqfd posted:The last two days of Dilbert seem to apply really well to SC Now that you mention Dilbert, that pointy haired boss reminds me of Roberts. About the same level of competence, I would say.
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Mirificus posted:CIG never ceases to amaze me In addition to Piece of poo poo, it also stands for things like http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/POS Probability Of Success Positively Outrageous Service Player Owned Station (Eve-Online MMORPG) Persistent Object Server Priority of Support and, of course, Pictures on Site
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Reddit is still mad about Beer's emails: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/417n5m/beer4thebeergod_made_his_emails_made_public_ok_so/
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iron buns posted:Reddit is still mad about Beer's emails: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/417n5m/beer4thebeergod_made_his_emails_made_public_ok_so/ Lol at that long winded response. Like, dude, relax.
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SelenicMartian posted:POS, huh... Pictures of Ships
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Grown men will literally cry when this poo poo heap comes to a close. Probably suicides too I'm ok with that.
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Omi-Polari posted:Playing Universal Combat. Playing elite dangerous.
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Romes128 posted:Grown men will literally cry when this poo poo heap comes to a close. Beer has enough of a conscience to care if some of these asshats kill themselves. That's a lot more than I can say about them.
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TheHoosier posted:the gently caress is a stimpire 
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Ravane posted:Some of these people say that this is the only game they've been playing. But I'm confused as to what exactly they're doing, as it seems all content that's been released in terms of missions and everything can be completed in under an hour. So what exactly are these people doing? Are they just doing the same missions over and over again? Granted 30% of the game is spent on rebooting the game. But once that initial hour has passed... Sometimes they treat the FPS station like the shittiest, most inconvenient Call of Duty map conceived. Most of the time it's empty, though, which makes sense considering it's one of a dozen or so stations on a sixteen player server. So they run around checking empty corners like the saddest 12 year old pretending he's on Xbox Live.
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SelenicMartian posted:POS, huh... Also Point of Sale
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SelenicMartian posted:POS, huh... point-of-service, a type of healthcare plan halfway between an HMO and a PPO, for those of us who have to deal with the near Star Citizen level train wreck that is the American healthcare system
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sanctimoniousqfd posted:The last two days of Dilbert seem to apply really well to SC …and today, it's this:  Are we sure Scott Adams isn't following this thread? 
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Chin posted:I was curious enough about this to watch some twitch streams and yes, they just do the same missions over and over. "Wow oh boy, gee whillickers, I can't wait till I can play shooty shooty corridor with one of my other friends". 
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:How exactly would you animate a sex offender idle animation? rhetorical question..... That SC: The Divorcening thread is great, here's a couple more additions.    Yeah, in Europe we don't discuss $15.000 purchases with our spouses. We come from a more refined culture, you wouldn't understand.  This one got me maddest of all. Motherfucker just trawl garage sales and weekly/monthly second hand book/antique markets, my most expensive purchase was €10 for a 5 volume hardcover nearly mint edition of Les Miserables. If you're patient you can build a huge library over time for a couple hundred bucks. Strolling the markets looking for bargains of all sorts and having lunch after is something that can be turned into a fun, healthy, and cheap family activity.
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Hey Shitizen Guy what did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy What did you buy, Shitizen Guy He went out jpeg-hunting with his credit card account In case of Derek Smart he paid the full amount He's the all-American basement-dwelling gamer who can't count (all the reddits sing) Hey Shitizen Guy what did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy What did you buy, Shitizen Guy Deep in immersion where the mighty CRobert lies Guy and his credit card were taken by surprise So Reddit Dolvak zapped him right between the eyes (and then apologized) Hey Shitizen Guy what did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy What did you buy, Shitizen Guy The Reddits asked him if jpegs were not a sin "Not when the whales pay up" dear Sandi butted in If clicks could kill there wouldn't be downvotes left for him (all the reddits sing) Hey Shitizen Guy what did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy What did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy what did you buy, Shitizen Guy Hey Shitizen Guy What did you buy, Shitizen Guy
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Just got canard pc for shits and giggles. I don't think the article covers anything this thread doesn't know about but it's funny nonetheless. The subtitle is "On a marché sur la thune" which is a pun on "On a marché sur la lune" (We walked on the moon) e: it's funny because thune is slang for money and rhymes with lune Idk if it's ok to post scans, are they selling in the US at all, or a digital version ? unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Jan 16, 2016 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:Idk if it's ok to post scans, are they selling in the US at all, or a digital version ? 
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here ya go e: uploaded new album with the missing page unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 16, 2016 |
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ZenMaster posted:Yes but you see special snowflakes and all that I think you'll find that CIG's attitude towards special snowflakes is well documented.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I think you'll find that CIG's attitude towards special snowflakes is well redacted. ftfy
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iron buns posted:Reddit is still mad about Beer's emails: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/417n5m/beer4thebeergod_made_his_emails_made_public_ok_so/ That definitely reads like something a person who doesn't care would write.
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Neat. And yeah, not really anything new or any significant problems that haven't already been identified, but it's good to see that others are identifying them as well. By the way, am I blind or is p39 missing? Page 38 ends with them taking about virtually unlimited budget… and then p40 begins with a trip to α-land. Tippis fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jan 16, 2016 |
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