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Tortolia posted:Thanks for the translations, guys. Seems like a pretty fair article, so citizens should be furious at the lack of fellating from the media yet again. They don't have a Studio in France, so nobody important to anger and also the Canard PC edition house is know for its acidic tone about most subject. From what i gathered from the comment on the website of the magazine they where surprisingly gentle compared to the usual fare.
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aleksendr posted:There is also the fact that as long as the "Its not finished yet !" card is in play, the best result we can hope for is "Not enough data to answer the question". It doesn't matter what you say, do you think Dolvak and the INN crew don't know they are full of poo poo? They are at war, if it takes a little lying to fight evil and protect CIG that is what they'll do and they do it every day. I've been saying this for a long time, the community is the worst part of all off this. The GIC management are in it for the money, Ben fucks the moderation because he's in it for the petty power but these people? They do it because they are shithead cultists. There's nothing it it for them but protecting CIG and luring in however many incautious passersby as they can. What do you call those guys encouraging those "I have a problem and I'm in for thousands of dollars already" dudes to buy even more ships other than "human trash"?
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Does anyone have the urge to e-mail Canard PC with corrections? They handle a lot of the issues that the thread has brought up, but there's some curious gaps. For example, when they briefly discuss Roberts' Hollywood career, they curtly mention that he quietly sold Ascendent Pictures for no reason, when we know that he hosed up and got into legal battle with Kevin Costner. That sounds like anything but without incident.
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Scruffpuff posted:CIG releases SQ42 to mediocre reviews. The gaming community toys with it, yawns, and moves onto something else. A few more half-hearted alpha revisions release, then stop without explanation. Servers are taken offline until just one remains, running the most recent Alpha build for a few more months before silently going dark. Sandi disappears, her failed acting career now impossible to fulfill as she continues aging gracelessly into the soulless husk she was always destined to be. Chris Roberts' name becomes synonymous with failure, and serves as a warning to all developers who are new to the business; on the flipside, his story serves as a rallying cry for publishers to defend their model of business. Government meddling in multiple countries follows when wind that hundreds of millions of dollars were taken with nothing to show for it, and we all deal with new laws, regulations, and other bullshit - some to our benefit, most not. Most backers get over it and move on - some of the most unstable may perish, but nobody will notice, report about it, or even care, so those deaths will never be linked to the project. There's going to be at least one video with some juggalo flipping out screaming GOOOOONS like that Bjork nut. He may or may not have a "4th Stimpire" t-shirt on.
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Young Freud posted:Does anyone have the urge to e-mail Canard PC with corrections? They handle a lot of the issues that the thread has brought up, but there's some curious gaps. For example, when they briefly discuss Roberts' Hollywood career, they curtly mention that he quietly sold Ascendent Pictures for no reason, when we know that he hosed up and got into legal battle with Kevin Costner. That sounds like anything but without incident. They've undoubtedly had emails about it, I don't think it matters in the long run.
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Anyone doubting that function is by far the least important part of CIG's design process merely has to look at the latest Jump Point to think otherwise. All that work and not a single reference to play testing or modeling the thrusters to ensure it can actually fly.
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Karl posted:Nothing. And it would be completely stupid to think, that the goons are the only griefers out there. Either CIG manages to build in a 'consequence' system that allows to reduce griefing to an acceptable level or the MMO part will die fast. I'm convinced they will learn it the hard way, I can't see that they have the slightest idea how ugly it will be in a sandbox game. https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4108lm/apparently_a_uk_lawsuit_has_started_no_sauce_given/cz0zqg5 I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked. He said something reasonable.
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Jason Sextro posted:exactly why I nominate Eonwe to talk about anime - none of them merit or warrant any serious discussion. Well this is obviously the most sensible response.
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jaegerx posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/4108lm/apparently_a_uk_lawsuit_has_started_no_sauce_given/cz0zqg5 He's no dummy, he follows the thread he knows what's coming.
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Scruffpuff posted:CIG releases SQ42 to mediocre reviews. The gaming community toys with it, yawns, and moves onto something else. A few more half-hearted alpha revisions release, then stop without explanation. Servers are taken offline until just one remains, running the most recent Alpha build for a few more months before silently going dark. Sandi disappears, her failed acting career now impossible to fulfill as she continues aging gracelessly into the soulless husk she was always destined to be. Chris Roberts' name becomes synonymous with failure, and serves as a warning to all developers who are new to the business; on the flipside, his story serves as a rallying cry for publishers to defend their model of business. Government meddling in multiple countries follows when wind that hundreds of millions of dollars were taken with nothing to show for it, and we all deal with new laws, regulations, and other bullshit - some to our benefit, most not. Most backers get over it and move on - some of the most unstable may perish, but nobody will notice, report about it, or even care, so those deaths will never be linked to the project. ron perlman walked up behind me and started reading this out loud
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Swagman posted:ron perlman walked up behind me and started reading this out loud I can't decide. Is it over just one slide image or five?
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MeLKoR posted:It doesn't matter what you say, do you think Dolvak and the INN crew don't know they are full of poo poo? They are at war, if it takes a little lying to fight evil and protect CIG that is what they'll do and they do it every day. People with serious issues that have warped them beyond redemption, who should be pitied at the same time they're told to shut up and stop actively harming others. The pitying is important, and also try not to hate them because hey they're people too, even if they're being really lovely people. E: but also if you hate them, don't beat yourself up about it. It's hard not to hate people who are being really lovely  Tippis posted:I can't decide. Is it over just one slide image or five? Probably like, 3 with some powerpoint level animation of things sliding across them. I imagine the "half-hearted alpha releases" as version numbers flitting across the background image of a single monitor in a server-room, plugged into the one remaining machine in a rack, while cables lie scattered everywhere, for example. Then they just leave that image up as they talk about the servers going down, then the blinking cursor or whatever disappears as the monitor turns off on that remaining machine, before switching to the Sandi slide. Maybe they could even combo Sandi with the CR slide by using a photo where she fades out, and something happens to his face or something, red x or horrible headlines appear around it or whatever, I'm just spitballing. e: with like, the fallout splotchy-dirty-texture filter over the whole thing of course. surc fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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Michaellaneous posted:Oh my loving god that UI is actually aggressively bad. Its like someone tried to badly copy the elite dangerous interface but had a stroke halfway through. For comparison: Star Citizen  Elite 
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BigglesSWE posted:I know we've been doing a lot of "change the lyrics of a song to fit with SC" but honestly, this is almost creepily accurate. Haha yeah that's why I had to avoid Nowhere Man in search of lyrics to parody with, there's no assembly required.
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Vorpal Cat posted:Its like someone tried to badly copy the elite dangerous interface but had a stroke halfway through. Just remove “the interface” and it'll be pretty generally applicable to anything that comes out of CIG these days. surc posted:Probably like, 3 with some powerpoint level animation of things sliding across them. I imagine the "half-hearted alpha releases" as version numbers flitting across the background image of a single monitor in a server-room, plugged into the one remaining machine in a rack, while cables lie scattered everywhere, for example. Then they just leave that image up as they talk about the servers going down, then the blinking cursor or whatever disappears as the monitor turns off on that remaining machine, before switching to the Sandi slide. Maybe they could even combo that one with the CR slide by using a photo where she fades out, and something happens to his face or something, red x or horrible headlines appear around it or whatever, I'm just spitballing. Of course. I suppose Sandi and Chris can share a slide, with Sandi literally fading away and being replaced by some silhouetted angry mob as Cathead is subtly morphed into a more haggard and wrinkled version of himself. Same with the government and community — it fades from one to the other over a diagonal split screen, and as the last user lifts his hand to his mouth, the image is scrolled off-screen. The last words are said over a soft thump as an empty pill bottle rolls into view… [THE END]
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Eonwe posted:I'll go provided I'm allowed to talk at length about anime Only if your retort to all attacks is the anime cherry-mouth gif
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2DCAT posted:Only if your retort to all attacks is the anime cherry-mouth gif 
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Tippis posted:Of course. [ROLL CREDITS] SQUADRON 42 ----Starring----
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Tippis posted:Just remove “the interface” and it'll be pretty generally applicable to anything that comes out of CIG these days. Star Citizen: It's like someone tried to badly copy Elite Dangerous but had a stroke halfway through
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ALLAH will view star citizen backers MUCH UNFAVORABLY when the endtimes come
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Someone should run through all the names CIG would be trying to copyright, see what they missed (Cause we all know Ortwin is a hack) and let the actual copyright holders know. Even something small like the name 'Star Marine' being taken, once they notice it's a $100mil company that hosed up lawyers will be allover them trying to get a piece, could be fun to watch
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 This is comical given the immediate ad hominem he and others result to whenever a debate over something starts up. It's even better given his history of personal insults directed at people being civil but arguing a different viewpoint. Oh also we apparently posts all sorts of doxxing information here 
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Unfunny Poster posted:
Wouldn't that still be 133 pages of valid criticism even by they're metrics?
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Unfunny Poster posted:
So he's a D&D goon?
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You can use google to find the new Jump Point, but that doesn't mean you should  Did CIG hire that guy who does the fan photoshops or something? 
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Vorpal Cat posted:Wouldn't that still be 133 pages of valid criticism even by they're metrics? Using their math, yeah. Using their logic, no because the game is infallible.
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Unfunny Poster posted:
*ben fat joke post*
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Unfunny Poster posted:
Should tell him, "not good, just hundreds of dollars richer"
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dolvak go gently caress yourself you idiot
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A theory by the Fourth Stimpire writer https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6252321/#Comment_6252321 Mirificus fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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So when asked to provide proof of doxxing posted here on the forums/thread... I am looking forward to the outrage over the image being called photoshoped.
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Mirificus posted:A theory by the Fourth Stimpire writer The Stimperor hath spoken *cuts off cock*
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Unrelated to what I posted earlier but still funny
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I would never have claimed this thread had as much as 10% legitimate criticism bens fat
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Dolvak remember when you pussied out right away and said you wanted no more of this. You might wanna go back to that way. Also if I see another inn link sticked I'm gonna contact the admins that the subreddit is shameless self promotion and that gets your rear end banned on Reddit.
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Reddit's guide to dealing with criticism of Star Citizen: Step 1) claim they know nothing about game development. If for some reason they demonstrate a familiarity with game development, proceed to step 2. Step 2) the person is a Derek Smart alt and can be completely ignored. If you are speaking to a real person who is definitely not Derek Smart, proceed to step 3. Step 3) slink away with as much dignity as your weight and autism allows.
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Also we don't just make Ben fat jokes. We also make jokes about Sandi and Jared.
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Ben should be glad everyone itt focuses on his lol corpulence and not the rest of his hilarious depressing existence
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ben fat, so what
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