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EightAce posted:3) Sandi probably helps out as well, on top of being a multi lingual, Olympic level swimmer, martial arts expert, best business woman in the world ever, model, actress, marketing guru, musician, Customer service expert, founder of star citizen, free climbing, wind surfing , writer and mother .... Ill wager she is also a pretty shot hot coder. Don't forget Boxing, Kick Boxing, Martial Arts - Mixed, Motorcycle Riding - General, Shooting - Revolver/Automatic, Surfing, Yoga, Host, Improvisation, Licensed Driver, Motorcyclist, Piano, Teleprompter, Australian Accent, British - BBC English Accent . not that she brags......
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She's also a marine biologist, so she can just hop on a research ship and disappear into the horizon if Star Citizen finally drowns in its own poo poo.
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 13:03 |
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I know nothing about coding/programming but this is what I imagine sandi's coding IF hollywood_career = jumpstarted THEN support Chris_roberts ELSE divorce OR chris_roberts = cucked by handsome_French_dude
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 13:07 |
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MeLKoR posted:Do you know how redditors look into this thread and get 90% of the poo poo wrong because it's months of inside jokes buried under layers of shitposting? I've been in this forum for 11 years and FYAD is still completely opaque to me. FYAD is what happens when you look into the shitposting abyss for too long. So, basically, the ultimate shitposting clique, purely for the sake of being one. Pretty much what I already pegged it as but, ah wells. Was best to ask, just in case. Brazilianpeanutwar posted:you got me good there :] Derek Smart alt confirmed.
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 13:08 |
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The Original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKNw477onU The Star Citizen Lyrics Well, I'm so tired of crying But I'm out in the ‘verse again I'm in the ‘verse again Well, I'm so tired of crying But I'm out in the verse again I'm in the ‘verse again I got me some jpegs That I call my special friends You know the first time I traveled Out in the PTU - In the PTU You know the first time I traveled Out in the PTU - In the PTU I had me my jpegs But there was no place to go And my dear wife left me When I bought an Idris P - When I bought an Idris P And my dear wife left me When I bought an Idris P - When I bought an Idris P She said "Wulge, please stop Sendin’ pics of your tiny D." Take a hint from me, Sandi Please don't you lie no more - Don't you lie no more Take a hint from me, Sandi Please don't you lie no more - Don't you lie no more 'Cause it'll soon be a lawsuit And down the road your Porsche is going biglads fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Shooting - Revolver/Automatic
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 13:21 |
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One ship makes you larger And one ship makes you small And the ones that Derek gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Ben When he's ten feet wide And if you go chasing goons And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a flight ready Caterpillar Has given you the call Call Ben When he was just a lard ball When the cultists on the messageboard Get up and tell you not to troll And you've just had some kind of stroke And your mind is moving low Go ask Ben I think he'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And Chris Roberts is talking backwards And Sandi's all "off with their heads" Remember what Karl said Buy more ships Buy more ships
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 13:24 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Which one will happen at CIG? If we're lucky she'll use her kickboxing skills on herself and then make a video to youtube (using her BBC English accent) about LEAVE CHRIS ALOOO-OONE! Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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In pitch dark I go clipping through your landscape broken jpegs. flip out as I scream Just cause you bought it doesn't mean it's there just cause you bought it doesn't mean it's there there's always a sale fleecing you to shipwrecks steer away from this game it's just a walking disaster Just cause you bought it doesn't mean it's there just cause you bought it doesn't mean it's there CROBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTTTTSSSSsssss!........... Why so grey, and empty empty and eeee--mpty? croberts sent you to me to me to meeeee....AWH! it's an accident waiting waiting to happen it's an accident waiting waiting to haaaa-peen.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUzW-fDNEJ0
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Avalanche posted:But but..... Is it at all clear where he got that reputation? His last coding credit is from 1994, with the CD-version of WC2 and Super WC. He managed to scare by saying he had reverse-engineered some Lucasart engine, but iirc that turned out not to be the case so they weren't sued into a smoking hole in the ground. And let's face it, the games he did at that time were not brilliantly coded — they were bloated and slow and generally incompatible with almost everything (including the OS they were supposed to run on). So what on earth has he coded that's so brilliant? And as mentioned, if he hasn't kept up to snuff in those two decades, and there's very little to suggest he has, he's probably worse than a novice at this point since he'll have all kinds of bad old practices in his head that need to be removed and replaced.
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Tippis posted:Is it at all clear where he got that reputation? His last coding credit is from 1994, with the CD-version of WC2 and Super WC. He managed to scare by saying he had reverse-engineered some Lucasart engine, but iirc that turned out not to be the case so they weren't sued into a smoking hole in the ground. And let's face it, the games he did at that time were not brilliantly coded — they were bloated and slow and generally incompatible with almost everything (including the OS they were supposed to run on). No. Because they're making poo poo up. Chris doesn't code for this game. As I have posted before, according to my sources (you know, actually devs), his "contribution" from earlier in the project is akin to a script kiddie; since what he was doing was basically messing with variables in the CryEngine editor. So uhm, yeah.
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MeLKoR posted:I see your and raise you EightAce posted:You are forgetting three things.
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Tippis posted:Is it at all clear where he got that reputation? His last coding credit is from 1994, with the CD-version of WC2 and Super WC. He managed to scare by saying he had reverse-engineered some Lucasart engine, but iirc that turned out not to be the case so they weren't sued into a smoking hole in the ground. And let's face it, the games he did at that time were not brilliantly coded — they were bloated and slow and generally incompatible with almost everything (including the OS they were supposed to run on). So what are you saying his 'Golden hands ' count for nothing ? I bet he could code Derek Smart into a pretzel
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EightAce posted:So what are you saying his 'Golden hands ' count for nothing ? I bet he could code Derek Smart into a pretzel That 8 hour rant he wrote was packed to the brim with neuroscientists programming. Smart has already had the code embedded. Look at him. A ghost of a man on a crusade against the greatest video game ever. He can fall no further.
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EightAce posted:So what are you saying his 'Golden hands ' count for nothing ? I bet he could code Derek Smart into a pretzel I'm sure he could. Mainly because I recall seeing some nVidia code example from, oh, the GeForce 2 era or so, where you could feed it a texture and a 3ds mesh and it would make the textured mesh fly around with all kinds of fancy lighting effects. Even Chris could probably create a pretzel mesh and a DSmart texture, and press click “Compile” on that bad boy.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I decided to see if anyone will debate me. For the record, the social module was not on schedule. I covered that here. Excerpt: quote:Aside from that, back in a Forbes interview (the same one in which he said the game would cost $20m to finish) from May 2013, CR claimed that this social/planetside module would be finished and playable in 2014, with the full game being ready for delivery by the end of 2014.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Star Citizen Litany of Lies I think Star Marine should be included in there because it's on indefinite hold and is no longer being worked on last (back in Nov) I heard.
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D_Smart posted:For the record, the social module was not on schedule. I covered that here. I didn't say it was on schedule. I said they met a date. At Gamescom 2015 they said the social module would be out by the end of August. It was. In the history of CIG that is the only announced date that they have ever met. D_Smart posted:I think Star Marine should be included in there because it's on indefinite hold and is no longer being worked on last (back in Nov) I heard. I'm limiting myself to features as described in the Kickstarter since that's the closest thing we have to an original scope. With $105 million they can't deliver on something they were promising at $500K.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I didn't say it was on schedule. I said they met a date. At Gamescom 2015 they said the social module would be out by the end of August. It was. In the history of CIG that is the only announced date that they have ever met. Ah right. Got it. Some would argue semantics though; but OK
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Some poster in my forums has been charting the recent ship sales. If anyone didn't think this all a pathetic money grab now, this pretty much lays that argument to rest.quote:I was also curious just how many sales have occurred, and went looking them up. D_Smart fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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D_Smart posted:I think Star Marine should be included in there because it's on indefinite hold and is no longer being worked on last (back in Nov) I heard. Whats the point Adam Hamdy owns Star marine in its entirety and has done for a few months. CIG has no claim on the Star marine property.
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EightAce posted:So what are you saying his 'Golden hands ' count for nothing ? I bet he could code Derek Smart into a pretzel This is a loving stupid argument anyway, the CEO of a 300 person company shouldn't even be anywhere near a development environment.
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I just noticed something for the first time... Both Derek and I go into posting sprees often at the same time of day with several posts per page replying to poo poo as we catch up with the thread, but has anyone actually seen both of us at the same time? Am I a real boy? C... can it be that I'm nothing more than a DS alt and my entire life is just the background he created to make it more credible? What happens to me when all the jpegs are burning? MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Can this thread have a rule where if you post lyrics to a song parody you also have to post yourself singing it
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Sankis posted:Can this thread have a rule where if you post lyrics to a song parody you also have to post yourself singing it Chris Roberts isn't forced to play anything CIG shits out...
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Sankis posted:Can this thread have a rule where if you post lyrics to a song parody you also have to post yourself singing it Uhh i'm just...gonna...*runs away*
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tooterfish posted:This is a loving stupid argument anyway, the CEO of a 300 person company shouldn't even be anywhere near a development environment. This has honestly bothered me for some time now. Why exactly is the CEO of a $100M+ company directing the mo-cap sessions? Why is the VP of Marketing acting in them? Don't these people have actual jobs to do?
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Sankis posted:Can this thread have a rule where if you post lyrics to a song parody you also have to post yourself singing it Also you have to give yourself a novelty song parody nickname. --weird al smartovich
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/41iqqq/how_playable_is_starcitizen_at_the_moment/ Days worth of gameplay?
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# ? Jan 18, 2016 15:09 |
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MeLKoR posted:
Well yeah, considering 99% of the time you are staring at loading screens from all the crashes.
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MeLKoR posted:One ship makes you larger That's ace. Scans better with "Lesnick" instead of Ben though.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/41g200/how_far_along_with_the_star_systems_is_cig/Rajafa posted:They are going to procedurally generate the systems. First they need to create several system styles though. For example: regicidalnut posted:That's... No. You're mistaken, sir. Rajafa posted:They've stated that alot of things are going to be modular though. This would allow them to procedurally generate anything modular. I'm pretty sure the landing zones are modular too. regicidalnut posted:Modular isn't procedurally generated. Rajafa posted:I was simply saying they can use the modular system to procedurally generate landing zones. Considering how long it's taking just to make one modular landing zone, it's unrealistic to think they can make 200 in a reasonable amount of time. Atleast with the amazing fidelity they want. You can tell this man knows everything about games development.
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Why do they speak with authority about things like that? None of them have a loving clue what CIG are doing.
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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/41g200/how_far_along_with_the_star_systems_is_cig/ I don't think he knows what modular means. Among other things. Among a lot of other things.
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Did Rajafa really say this about himself or did he not make sure to reclaim the name when he switched to Kronypsus? https://disqus.com/by/rajafamitswuey/ Mirificus fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jan 18, 2016 |
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Renegret posted:I don't think he knows what modular means. That last quote is key to interpret this and any other cultizen post. quote:I was simply saying they can use the modular system to procedurally generate landing zones. Considering how long it's taking just to make one modular landing zone, it's unrealistic to think they can make 200 in a reasonable amount of time. Atleast with the amazing fidelity they want. By now even they have realized CIG is hosed so in order to reduce the cognitive dissonance they have to make up these stories about how Chris is going to sweep in at the last minute and magic everything right. It's the same poo poo with Freepers and their miles deep tire fire border wall.
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MeLKoR posted:By now even they have realized CIG is hosed so in order to reduce the cognitive dissonance they have to make up these stories about how Chris is going to sweep in at the last minute and magic everything right. It's the same poo poo with Freepers and their miles deep tire fire border wall. There's a lot of crossover. Note the appeals to a supra-competant father figure that knows exactly what they want. Echo chambers literally feed off this poo poo.
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Mirificus posted:Did Rajafa really say this about himself or did he not make sure to reclaim the name when he switched to Kronypsus?
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With apologies to Nick Cavequote:I'm so far away from beta
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MeLKoR posted:That last quote is key to interpret this and any other cultizen post. That's about right. He will personally step in with his golden hands and code the gently caress out of it; making it both modular and procedural simultaneously. He may sound like Cleveland and he may look like a shaved David Guest but lets not forget that he also invented PC gaming.
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