[Auspol Mafia] Whose Lynch Is It Anyway?

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Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Hello! And welcome to Whose Lynch Is It Anyway, the game where everything's made up, and the roles don't matter. That's right, the roles are more vanilla than a Young LNP member eating an ice cream sandwich.

Our next game we're about to start is Mafia Quirks. This game is for 7 or more Auspol players who will be signing up below. There's no real upper limit, just so long as we get a nice odd number, and we give everybody about a week to cool down from the last game. ~~In the meantime, we'll also need some suggestions from the audience. Can everyone throw out their ideas for amusing post restrictions, please?~~

Suggestion time is over! The game will open on Invasion Day.

OPENING TIME: around 8 AM Brisbane time
CLOSING TIME: 10 PM Brisbane time

Beetphyxious, your role is: someone who has to Play Nice.

Birdstrike, your role is: potsing liek a dunk venpm soag.

black_tangled, your role is: posting like Colin Mochrie's angry movie director.

bowmore, your role is: gently caress YOU POSTING LIKE GLORIOUS IRON SHIEK, JABRONI

Gwynplaine, your role is: posting like you're writing in a personal diary.

iajanus, your role is: post like Yoda.

Mithranderp, your role is: txt shorthand, as close to a 15 year old as possible.

SKY COQ, your role is: no using player's names.

Those On My Left, your role is: each post must contain a song title, or lyrics or some other music reference.

Zetsubou-san, your role is: pictures or youtube embeds only, no words.

Bifauxnen fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 25, 2016

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:45

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:13

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Oh my god yes

Post restriction idea: You must post like Colin Mochrie's angry movie director

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:47

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Can I get in as a maybe?

Post restriction: post an audio file of your case on someone, to the style of a southern banjo

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:50

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Post restriction: every post must contain a question

tithin posted:

Can I get in as a maybe?

Post restriction: post an audio file of your case on someone, to the style of a southern banjo

yeeees

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:51

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

tithin posted:

Can I get in as a maybe?

In case this will influence your final decision, I already decided your role will be Sans and you have to have some kind of bad pun or bad joke in every post.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:51

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Hnnnnng

If it's > a week away, put me down as a yes then.

e: post restriction - roleplay as another poster in the chat thread

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:53

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

In it to gwyn it. PRS I like

+Playing nice
+gently caress YOU POSTING LIKE GLORIOUS IRON SHIEK 144 CHARACTERS OF CLASS, JABRONI
+No emojis
+Only emojis

It's the real authentic, leave ya'll dented

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:55

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

tithin posted:

e: post restriction - roleplay as another poster in the chat thread

That has potential to get incredibly mean.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:56

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

Gwynplaine posted:

That has potential to get incredibly mean.

I'll allow it, but only if the poster you have to imitate is old-school Avshalom

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:57

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

I'm in, and every post must make a suggestion posting-theme that the following post MUST adhere to on pain of being modkilled.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 07:58

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Gwynplaine posted:

That has potential to get incredibly mean.

Combine it with the "play nice" post restriction

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:00

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

Bifauxnen posted:

I'll allow it, but only if the poster you have to imitate is old-school Avshalom

See, I dunno what that means. Post history only goes back so far.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:01

Bifauxnen: Aug 12, 2010; Curses! Foiled again!

What I'm thinking is, everyone will have their one "default" PR that's their role. But if you sign up for the gamephase at the start of each day, you can play a minigame where you have to go by that game's rules instead of your normal rules. Like the alphabet game, or the question game, etc. If you win the game, (decided totally by subjective mod decision), you get granted the ability to inflict a new temporary PR of your choice on someone who sat out.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:02

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Gwynplaine posted:

See, I dunno what that means. Post history only goes back so far.

Oldschool Avshalom was ....

well, go look at her ban history and click those links.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:02

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

tithin posted:

Combine it with the "play nice" post restriction

You can't combine me, beet, gaspy, soag or occasionally toml with playing nice. The PRs would cancel out.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:02

Gwynplaine: Jan 24, 2015; "Let me get this straight..."

tithin posted:

Oldschool Avshalom was ....

well, go look at her ban history and click those links.

FAAAAAAART

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:03

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Gwynplaine posted:

FAAAAAAART

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:06

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

in for tanty!

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:13

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

in, how about posting like a drunk venom soag?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:16

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Zetsubou-san posted:

in, how abut psting like a drnuk vnenom sgoa?

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:27

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Posting restriction: you aren't allowed to lie

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:29

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

Mithranderp posted:

Posting restriction: you aren't allowed to lie

It's not a PR if you do it anyway

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:32

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

iajanus posted:

It's not a PR if you do it anyway

it is for other people :getin:

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:33

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Oh my god yes

Long weekend coming up, looking forward to going full shitpost

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:44

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Zetsubou-san posted:

in, how about posting like a drunk venom soag?

psot like a druyk bridsfelre postign as venausaurg porting as soap potnfsg as avdhsalom

kept yuo fratign, hug?

mu broats

# ? Jan 20, 2016 08:55

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Birdstrike posted:

psot like a druyk bridsfelre postign as venausaurg porting as soap potnfsg as avdhsalom

kept yuo fratign, hug?

mu broats

darwlng

# ? Jan 20, 2016 09:19

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

it nobsody obejts I wipl do it antwemy

# ? Jan 20, 2016 09:30

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I've just finished crafting a game that will be my most ambitious themed project yet. It needs fine tuning and I'll probably launch it after this one. Not sure if I'll play this one though.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 09:47

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I would like to play. I just caught up on TOML & SK's mafia and I would've been a paranoid, anxious wreck by the end of it if I'd been playing town, great read though.

PRs
- can't use names when referring to other players, can get creative though
- compulsive liar. Doesn't apply to alignments if scum.
- forgetful, can only quote from the current + previous page
- post like you're writing in your personal diary
- post in txt shorthand, as close to a 15 year old as possible.
- post like you're in a soap opera

# ? Jan 20, 2016 10:06

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Tommofork posted:

I would like to play. I just caught up on TOML & SK's mafia and I would've been a paranoid, anxious wreck by the end of it if I'd been playing town, great read though.

PRs
- can't use names when referring to other players, can get creative though
- compulsive liar. Doesn't apply to alignments if scum.
- forgetful, can only quote from the current + previous page
- post like you're writing in your personal diary
- post in txt shorthand, as close to a 15 year old as possible.
- post like you're in a soap opera

If it's txt shorthand, they're more likely to be 65 than 15

# ? Jan 20, 2016 10:33

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Mithranderp posted:

If it's txt shorthand, they're more likely to be 65 than 15

I was thinking how teachers complain about kids writing essays with it. But I also like posting as a grumpy old man telling people to get off the lawn and how things were so much better back in the day.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 10:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

just going to request someone can only post in esperanto

# ? Jan 20, 2016 10:49

black_tangled: Aug 2, 2004

Mithranderp posted:

Post restriction: every post must contain a question

yeeees

Aka my natural posting style

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:22

black_tangled: Aug 2, 2004

I'm in... Suggested pr, can't use the letter s

Pr hostile witness Ron Swanson, answer every question with a question

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:26

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

In

PR: cannot use verbs

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:56

Those On My Left: Jun 25, 2010

Pr: post like yoda

Pr: each sentence must contain a song title

Pr: gifs, gifvs, webms and youtube embeds only. No words

# ? Jan 20, 2016 11:58

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

PR: can only post about Michael Bay's Transformers series

# ? Jan 20, 2016 12:10

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

SKY COQ posted:

PR: can only post about Michael Bay's Transformers series

PR: You're Michael Bay. Every post must have a helicopter taking off at sunrise/set, an explosion, a... drat need to get GSC in here.

# ? Jan 20, 2016 12:15

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

If there's not already a "hoedown" minigame then there should be.

PR: each consecutive post must begin with the corresponding letter of the alphabet
PR: you are slowly transforming from human to bird and back again
PR: the first sentence of your post must rhyme with the last sentence of the post above you
PR: each of your posts must contain a plot twist

# ? Jan 20, 2016 13:03

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:13

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

SKY COQ posted:

PR: can only post about Michael Bay's Transformers series

PR: each post must contain a movie reference

# ? Jan 20, 2016 13:04

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