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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
In Terry Pratchett's Discworld book (and the Sky tv miniseries) The Hogfather the holiday Hogswatch (analogous to Christmas) sounds very much like hogwash.

It's cool how he had anthropomorphic Death, the tooth fairy and the eponymous Hogfather be real in support of the childish spirit in fantasy.

Actually pretty uplifting but never the less hogwash.

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Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012

Van Kraken posted:

Uhh, excuse me, I believe you'll find that there are several examples of wheels in Star Wars:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wheel

It's paper, they were thinking of paper.
There is no paper in Star Wars.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bomrek posted:

It's paper, they were thinking of paper.
There is no paper in Star Wars.

Alumipaper in scads though. They use it to pass messages about vader via really generic looking rolling garbage cans and some stealth roombas.

You do not want to get caught joking about his cloak smell.

Wank
Apr 26, 2008
Bob Odenkirk and Steve Oedekerk are two different people. Not even related.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Wank posted:

Bob Odenkirk and Steve Oedekerk are two different people. Not even related.

I always wondered about that, but if I'd ever actually had both names up at the same time I think I would have figured it out.

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
I just today put together that "static electricity" probably has something to do with its movement as opposed to an electric current. I'm sure the full explanation is more in depth than that but I somehow never put together in my head that it had anything to do with static=unmoving.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Harry Shearer voices the science vessel in starcraft


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqy08k-xJC8

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
The director Steve McQueen is not remotely the same person as the actor Steve McQueen. Also the actor Steve McQueen died in 1980.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The reason they never brought the reserve tanks back for any of the later Metroid games is because they were a really pointless and dumb idea

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Being saucy.
Like being sauced.












Like drunk.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Inzombiac posted:

Being saucy.
Like being sauced.


Like drunk.


You guessed wrong.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
You don't have to pick a bar of soap up to use it when washing your hands. You can wet your hands, and just rub your fingers on it to pick up enough soap to lather your hands.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

The reason they never brought the reserve tanks back for any of the later Metroid games is because they were a really pointless and dumb idea

Yeah, what exactly was the point of them? They were basically just weird clunky version of your regular health, a thing that already existed. They could have just given you more energy tanks instead and it would have had the same effect.

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks

DavidAlltheTime posted:

You don't have to pick a bar of soap up to use it when washing your hands. You can wet your hands, and just rub your fingers on it to pick up enough soap to lather your hands.

Unless you've chosen to remove it, all humans come equipped with a loofa.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

The singer from the wallflowers is Bob Dylan's son

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
In the Venture Brothers intro, the skull thing has the silhouette of Hank and Dean doing the "go team Venture" move.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


stubblyhead posted:

In the Venture Brothers intro, the skull thing has the silhouette of Hank and Dean doing the "go team Venture" move.

Note: This is only in Season 2 and beyond. I just fast forwarded, rewound, paused, and slow-moed the Season 1 opening for an embarrassingly long amount of time trying to figure out what the gently caress you were talking about.

Lprsti99
Apr 7, 2011

Everything's coming up explodey!

Pillbug

Zesty Mordant posted:

Unless you've chosen to remove it, all humans come equipped with a loofa.

My brain is having a difficult time with this.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Lprsti99 posted:

My brain is having a difficult time with this.

You don't have one?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Woah, WOAH

Your brain and your loofa are two different things. You need to squeeze the soap out of that thing and put it back right now before you do any permanent damage.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


If we lost our loofa attachment, where do we go to get a new one?

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

Zesty Mordant posted:

Unless you've chosen to remove it, all humans come equipped with a loofa.

Sorry man, it's not the 80s anymore. And if you lather up the landing strip too hard yer gonna crash some jumbo jets, amirite?!

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


Pico de gallo just means rooster's beak in Spanish.

I mean, never mind that I've made and ate the stuff for as long as I can remember and that I took at least 3 years of Spanish in high school.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

That reminds me of when I was staring at a date label on something and realized mardi gras means fat Tuesday.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I don't know if it counts, but :siren: MY GIRLFRIEND :siren: excitedly came up to me (with a :haw: face) when she got home to inform me that, holy poo poo, that Something Awful forum I post on is "That Jeff K website! I read that when I first got the internet!"

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


MisterBibs posted:

I don't know if it counts, but :siren: MY GIRLFRIEND :siren: excitedly came up to me (with a :haw: face) when she got home to inform me that, holy poo poo, that Something Awful forum I post on is "That Jeff K website! I read that when I first got the internet!"

And unlike her, you never grew up. :v:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I just realised last night that Salt-N-Pepa are not TLC. Not even remotely similar, other than both comprising American black ladies.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

The symbol in the image dimensions box for TIMGs swaps colours depending on if it's toggled or not. :aaa:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Hyperlynx posted:

I just realised last night that Salt-N-Pepa are not TLC. Not even remotely similar, other than both comprising American black ladies.
I'm not too familiar with the bands, but they must have a lot more members than I'd imagine.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Strudel Man posted:

I'm not too familiar with the bands, but they must have a lot more members than I'd imagine.

Three people is a lot?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Henchman of Santa posted:

Three people is a lot?
Ah...I guess I was attempting to be too clever. I interpreted it as both comprising (all) American black ladies, so as to suggest that the entire black American female population is required to make up the two bands. But on closer inspection, that's really not even a particularly valid take on the sentence.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

TLC and Destiny's Child? Not the same band. #mind #blown

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The lesson here is that goons are bad at telling black women apart.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
After being reminded of Disney's Atlantis for the first time in forever yesterday, I had the sudden realization that the King of Atlantis was played by Leonard Nimoy. Now I haven't watched that movie in a long-rear end time (as in years before I had even heard the name Leonard Nimoy), but that character's voice still somehow popped into my head and I was instantly like, "Holy poo poo, that was loving Nimoy."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
In Spectre James Bond refers to Q as his quartermaster. Just now got that.

In Casino Royale he implies M was part of Judi Dench M's name but it probably meant something else before her. No idea about C.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


syscall girl posted:

In Casino Royale he implies M was part of Judi Dench M's name but it probably meant something else before her. No idea about C.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_(James_Bond)#Background

quote:

A further inspiration for M was Maxwell Knight, the head of MI5, who signed his memos as "M" and whom Fleming knew well. The tradition of the head of MI6 signing their name with a single letter came from Mansfield Smith-Cumming, who would sign his initial "C" with green ink.
Another possibility for the model of M was William Melville, an Irishman who became the head of the Secret Service Bureau, the forerunner to both MI5 and MI6: Melville was referred to within government circles as M.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Learn something new every day.

Cumming.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

syscall girl posted:

Learn something new every day.

Cumming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite too.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wouldn't it be great if you had that autismal memory for different kinds of rocks where you could alienate everyone in your hiking party with gross puns.



I totally would.




This is a prime example of cuckingstone. It only forms when a cuckeurite smashes into common limestone and converts the surrounding minerals into cuckulite. The parents then raise it as their own.

*titters*

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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


syscall girl posted:

Wouldn't it be great if you had that autismal memory for different kinds of rocks where you could alienate everyone in your hiking party with gross puns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickite

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