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nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...
But let's talk about bad movies. Screened at Sundance, "White Girl":

https://variety.com/2016/film/reviews/white-girl-film-review-sundance-1201687114/ posted:

Wood’s semi-autobiographical shocker is wall-to-wall drugs and depravity, offered up as proof that white girls can be as “hard” as the best of them. Served up as an extreme survival story, Wood’s gut-wrenching experience packs the same sickening effect as past Killer Films productions “Party Monster” and “Kids,” albeit with even less social value.

...

these two nervy female talents examine the paradox of being a carefree teenager smart enough to be accepted into university, but so idiotic in her life decisions that the worst possible outcomes (arrest, rape, murder) start to feel predictable after a point. At any given moment, ask yourself, “What’s the worst that can happen?” and as the worst proceeds to unfold, this otherwise unbearably realistic horror show actually starts to feel like a comedy.

...

That sense of being overwhelmed by the sheer hedonism of it all never quite dissipates, augmented by a nauseating aesthetic in which we’re bombarded not only by the handheld camerawork, but also a near-constant barrage of noise pollution, occasionally drowning out the dialogue as it ranges from hip-hop to the sound of garbage trucks outside Leah’s window.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

The MSJ posted:

James Cameron loves anime.

The similarities between James Cameron and John Cena pile up! They should make a Fist of the North Star movie together.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
James Cameron should make The Legend of Zelda that's anime.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

outlier posted:

But let's talk about bad movies. Screened at Sundance, "White Girl":

This sounds good and the reviewer sounds extremely ftl

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
Avatar is one of Michael Mann's ten favorite movies of all time

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Marlon Wayans was on Fallon the other night, and when Fallon asked him what the premise of the movie was, he straight up said they took the characters from the original and changed them because that's not how black people would've done things.

White dominatrixes are like this. :whip: Black dominatrixes are like this. :nyd:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Hat Thoughts posted:

Avatar is one of Michael Mann's ten favorite movies of all time

Please, Cameron, step aside for the next installment and let Mann direct.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Grendels Dad posted:

Since "people don't talk about it anymore" proved to be a terrible bench mark for cultural impact, as it seems impossible to go into any kind of detail what "talk" means, who those people are and what timeframe "anymore" refers to, I would like to provide a better bench mark: porn parodies. If a movie has a porn parody, it has impacted culture. Avatar has one, I heard, therefore Avatar possesses this nebulous quality referred to in this thread as cultural impact.

since the Disney furry movie has porn before it releases, would it have the ultimate cultural impact?

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
It's a lot tougher to get a piece of media to resonate on a large scale the way it used to because there's so much more media now. It's so much easier for the newest epic movie to be replaced by some newer thing the movie industry wants to sell you, in addition to the myriad alternative media options that just didn't exist 20-30 years ago.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Hat Thoughts posted:

Avatar is one of Michael Mann's ten favorite movies of all time

and james cameron told us genesys was good despite it being somehow worse than salvation. you'd think a guy with as much money as he has couldnt be paid off but ther eyou go.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



The inevitable has happened

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/movie-news/labyrinth-sequel-david-bowie/

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


computer parts posted:

I think Pacific Rim still comes up more than Godzilla 2014 for the same reason.

I honestly forgot Godzilla '14 happened.

Snowman_McK posted:

If your measure of cultural impact or footprint is "people can quote two short lines completely divorced from context" then it doesn't seem to be anything worth discussing or measuring. It's just whether it sparked a meme. In which case, Citizen Kane can gently caress off and we should spend more time discussing Snakes on a Plane.

I'm not sure what you're getting at here since guy dropping snow globe / muttering "Rosebud" and Rosebud being a sled are referenced far more in pop culture than anything in Snakes on a Plane.

raditts fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Jan 24, 2016

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

since the Disney furry movie has porn before it releases, would it have the ultimate cultural impact?

I think one of the criteria is that the porn parody needs to have better costuming and/or dialog so I'm not sure.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Groovelord Neato posted:

and james cameron told us genesys was good despite it being somehow worse than salvation. you'd think a guy with as much money as he has couldnt be paid off but ther eyou go.

I mean, he said so on a Sight And Sound list of his top 10 movies that came out 3 years later, so I don't really think that explanation's probable.
Here's the full list for posterity

Apocalypse Now (1979, dir. Francis Ford Coppola)
Battleship Potemkin (1925, dir. Sergei Eisenstein)
Citizen Kane (1941, dir. Orson Welles)
Avatar (2009, dir. James Cameron)
Dr. Strangelove (1964, dir. Stanley Kubrick)
Biutiful (2010, dir. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
My Darling Clementine (1946, dir. John Ford)
The Passion Of Joan Of Arc (1928, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)
Raging Bull (1980, dir. Martin Scorsese)
The Wild Bunch (1969, dir. Sam Peckinpah)

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The Saddest Rhino posted:

since the Disney furry movie has porn before it releases, would it have the ultimate cultural impact?

No, since by default everything has porn. That's just a sign of how marketing is included in that.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Hat Thoughts posted:

Here's the full list for posterity

Apocalypse Now (1979, dir. Francis Ford Coppola)
Battleship Potemkin (1925, dir. Sergei Eisenstein)
Citizen Kane (1941, dir. Orson Welles)
Avatar (2009, dir. James Cameron)
Dr. Strangelove (1964, dir. Stanley Kubrick)
Biutiful (2010, dir. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
My Darling Clementine (1946, dir. John Ford)
The Passion Of Joan Of Arc (1928, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)
Raging Bull (1980, dir. Martin Scorsese)
The Wild Bunch (1969, dir. Sam Peckinpah)

O_O

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Good list.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FClGhto1vIg

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
That Jim Cameron sure is a character.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I think it's really interesting that Mann's list doesn't include any film noir.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Groovelord Neato posted:

and james cameron told us genesys was good despite it being somehow worse than salvation. you'd think a guy with as much money as he has couldnt be paid off but ther eyou go.

It's probably less a case of being paid off and more has to maintain a professional relationship with these people.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


James Cameron was right and you fools are wrong.

PBS Newshour posted:

Remember the robot that had a knife on a robot belt that it grabbed?

I will never forget. It's far and away the best moment in an otherwise pretty lousy movie.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Well I mean, where else is a robot going to keep its robot knives.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Anyone see The Boy and was it as hilarious as the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1U21VBSbSs

outlier posted:

But let's talk about bad movies. Screened at Sundance, "White Girl":

Iggy Azalea: Autobiography

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

are you all still talking about avatar itt?

I really want to see that Daniel Radcliffe bomb (also starring Paul Dano). Supposedly they had to turn people away because the first showing was so packed. Of course seats became available before the movie even finished.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

SciFiDownBeat posted:

are you all still talking about avatar itt?

I really want to see that Daniel Radcliffe bomb (also starring Paul Dano). Supposedly they had to turn people away because the first showing was so packed. Of course seats became available before the movie even finished.

It's gonna have to be really bad to dethrone Tideland as the de-facto horrible movie about a farting corpse played by a recognizable actor.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Tars Tarkas posted:

Anyone see The Boy and was it as hilarious as the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1U21VBSbSs

If there wasn't a blizzard I would have been in the theater at 9:30 on Saturday morning watching The Boy.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

At least the doll looks spooky in a somewhat subtle way. Annabelle was just so way over the top in it's creepy look that it was unbelievable as a doll and still a lot less creepy than regular old porcelain dolls.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Tars Tarkas posted:

Anyone see The Boy and was it as hilarious as the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1U21VBSbSs

Would it really be too much trouble for the old couple to go, "Look, we know how crazy this is. We've been taking care of this evil murder doll for thirty years and need a vacation. The last time we tried to take a weekend off there were four dead hookers in the foyer waiting for us when we got home. So just follow this list of mildly inconvenient instructions, we'll lay on the beach in Spain, and nobody will get their soul devoured by the devil. Tootles. Oh, and there's some Oreos in the cupboard that you can help yourself to."

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

They're probably in on it and lust for babysitter death.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Tars Tarkas posted:

Anyone see The Boy and was it as hilarious as the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1U21VBSbSs


Iggy Azalea: Autobiography

I saw it. The twist is dumb and makes no sense. Basically, the old couple had a kid who was a sociopath or something. He ended killing a girl on his birthday, and getting caught in a fire. So to cover up that he did it, they fake his death and build an elaborate system of tunnels in their house for him to live in. They get a doll that looks like him and pretend it's his spirit or something. 20 years later they decide to leave and kill themselves, so they look for some woman to take care of him, and he goes around pretending to be a ghost.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

shadowvine118 posted:

I saw it. The twist is dumb and makes no sense. Basically, the old couple had a kid who was a sociopath or something. He ended killing a girl on his birthday, and getting caught in a fire. So to cover up that he did it, they fake his death and build an elaborate system of tunnels in their house for him to live in. They get a doll that looks like him and pretend it's his spirit or something. 20 years later they decide to leave and kill themselves, so they look for some woman to take care of him, and he goes around pretending to be a ghost.

Thanks for saving me 10 bucks

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Tars Tarkas posted:

Anyone see The Boy and was it as hilarious as the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1U21VBSbSs
Posted this in Gen Chat, but I saw it on Friday night and really enjoyed it, not because of the movie, but because of who I was sitting next to. The movie wasn't scary at all, but this woman who sat next to me acted like it was the scariest movie she had ever seen in her life and literally shrieked at every jump scare. I was laughing at most of them, because they were cheesy and because of her reaction, and at one point she turned to me and whispered to me and asked me if I really wasn't scared by it. I said I wasn't, then there was another jump scare and she shrieked even harder and I laughed even harder.

It was a fun experience, but I doubt I'll ever feel like revisiting that movie.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

shadowvine118 posted:

I saw it. The twist is dumb and makes no sense. Basically, the old couple had a kid who was a sociopath or something. He ended killing a girl on his birthday, and getting caught in a fire. So to cover up that he did it, they fake his death and build an elaborate system of tunnels in their house for him to live in. They get a doll that looks like him and pretend it's his spirit or something. 20 years later they decide to leave and kill themselves, so they look for some woman to take care of him, and he goes around pretending to be a ghost.

Oh, so it's that one episode of Supernatural from 10 years ago.

Except that one had the double twist of the not-a-ghost child having another sibling that's also in the house.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



shadowvine118 posted:

I saw it. The twist is dumb and makes no sense. Basically, the old couple had a kid who was a sociopath or something. He ended killing a girl on his birthday, and getting caught in a fire. So to cover up that he did it, they fake his death and build an elaborate system of tunnels in their house for him to live in. They get a doll that looks like him and pretend it's his spirit or something. 20 years later they decide to leave and kill themselves, so they look for some woman to take care of him, and he goes around pretending to be a ghost.

That's almost exactly the plot twist I suspected the film might have even before they showed the doll. Evil doll is also a cliche, but at least playing it straight means that there isn't a terrible twist.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

shadowvine118 posted:

I saw it. The twist is dumb and makes no sense. Basically, the old couple had a kid who was a sociopath or something. He ended killing a girl on his birthday, and getting caught in a fire. So to cover up that he did it, they fake his death and build an elaborate system of tunnels in their house for him to live in. They get a doll that looks like him and pretend it's his spirit or something. 20 years later they decide to leave and kill themselves, so they look for some woman to take care of him, and he goes around pretending to be a ghost.

I figured that the movie was going to have that twist after watching the trailer, even though its a really dumb twist.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Makes me wish I had friends who like to watch lovely movies so I could go see The Boy with them :(

The most fun I've had watching a bad movie was when I saw R.I.P.D. and the only other people in the theatre were three loud black guys. Made what would've been a boring movie experience thoroughly enjoyable.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Since "people don't talk about it anymore" proved to be a terrible bench mark for cultural impact, as it seems impossible to go into any kind of detail what "talk" means, who those people are and what timeframe "anymore" refers to, I would like to provide a better bench mark: porn parodies. If a movie has a porn parody, it has impacted culture. Avatar has one, I heard, therefore Avatar possesses this nebulous quality referred to in this thread as cultural impact.

Actually, it has two from the same studio.

They are exactly as bad as you're imagining them to be. Possibly worse

raditts posted:

I honestly forgot Godzilla '14 happened.


I'm not sure what you're getting at here since guy dropping snow globe / muttering "Rosebud" and Rosebud being a sled are referenced far more in pop culture than anything in Snakes on a Plane.

People know it entirely as a reference, though. It's all second hand. The way plenty of people instantly recognize the scene cribbed from "From Here to Eternity" without having seen the movie. Including plenty of people who did the send ups. Rosebud is more often a reference to another reference. When the Simpsons did it, the one nerd in the room nodded knowingly, then explained the joke to everyone else. Again, purely anecdotal, but in a film class, the teacher was pointing out all the references in the Simpsons (the many to the Godfather, Citizen Kane, 2001, Modern Times and so on) and the class found it revelatory. They could recognise that they were references, but they were not aware what they were referencing.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Sleeveless posted:

It's gonna have to be really bad to dethrone Tideland as the de-facto horrible movie about a farting corpse played by a recognizable actor.

Tideland is dope & the best thing Gilliam's done since the Fisher King at least.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Yeah, Tideland is the last good thing Gilliam did.

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