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mods knew | 267 | 55.39% | |
goku | 215 | 44.61% | |
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OctoberBlues posted:The gently caress? Trust a 'Bama man to jump straight to lynching
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:34 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:20 |
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That pic is real by the way, he seems to have removed it about five minutes after he posted it.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:37 |
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whoops pop goes the weasel there
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:38 |
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Yuckie!
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:39 |
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doobie lynch the lowtax this is the kkk
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:39 |
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King Diamond posted:Yuckie! lol whoops tasha
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:40 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:40 |
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i have already called the secret service to raid doobies dove house
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:41 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:42 |
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OctoberBlues posted:The gently caress? Holy this is making me laugh so hard. The loving lol at the end kills me
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:50 |
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King Diamond posted:Yuckie! 3 years? The kickstarter was only started in September 2013. I guess they're both going to put 2013-2016 on their resumes.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 05:51 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:Holy this is making me laugh so hard. The loving lol at the end kills me I don't think he knows what lol means. It seems to get misused a lot.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:01 |
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Here's a timeline: 2013-2014 - Charming man in rural Alabama (Doobie) has a successful hot dog cart/trailer thing. Wants to upgrade so he makes a kickstarter - The SomethingAwful Forums gets wind of it, decides it's a good cause, and raises him 300% of the money he requested (~$14,000). Of particular note, mods Noni and Soundmonkey champion the gently caress out of him and vouch for his good character - Instead of making the most kick-rear end hot dog cart ever, Doobie decides to enter the restaurant game (which has a 93% failure rate) and rents a literal shack. - Doobie ran a second kickstarter, and his anger at "bad froggers" seemed to start shortly after it failed. Basically, he acted like SA was screwing him over for not giving him more money and becoming skeptical of his abilities after he spent 3x his original asking amount and still was nowhere close to opening [thanks to kuddles for this edit] - Doobie renegs on almost all his kickstarter promises. Even simple stuff like making a relish dog and calling it the frog dog. Responds to all complaints by being a smug jerk. - Doobie proceeds to fix up the shack so it is serviceable, selling his truck and his boat to afford these updates. Oh, I forgot to mention he rented it sight unseen so there were lots of revelations like flooding during rains and no vent hood. - Sometime during this period, Doobie joins a White Pride facebook page. Also makes a few questionable comments, like claiming "some black lady" had hacked his twitter when someone had merely posted a photoshopped version. - Doobie sets up said shack with no signage, bathrooms, or parking, across the street from a fully functional Subway restaurant. Fills no ads, counting on "trucker CB chatter" to fuel demand for his hotdogs. - Doobie announces his hours, including 10-3 PM mondays and wednesdays, and closed Sundays - Doobie reveals his menu, which looks like it was created by a schizophrenic with Parkinson's: 2014-2015: Doobie refuses to stop doing retarded poo poo and/or engaging something awful long enough for this whole this to blow over: - Claims he's talking to lawyers to sue people for... giving him $15K or talking crap about him or something I'm not really sure - Gets overwhelming support for Hamburger steak special, refuses to make it any time except after 3 PM on Fridays. That's not an exaggeration, literally after 3 PM on Fridays - Show up in goonchat and acts pretty alright - Wife goes crazy when gay marriage is legalized. Both post pictures of gay flag on fire and call the employers of every gay person they can find - Constantly runs out of food - Complains about price of food, which he is buying at full retail price - Post incredibly awful pics of food with burnt parts, ridiculously small portions, and customers who look like they don't want to be photographed - Holds classic car show at his restaurant the same day the town is holding a separate event featuring free hot dogs. - Closes during Fourth of July, easily the most popular day for hotdogs in America And so on at least 1-4x per month. For a while there, it felt like every time SA was between doobie threads, or over the whole ordeal, he would step up his frogger-hating game until he got the negative attention he craved. Also, several mods go temporarily insane trying to parse the situation, and GBS 1.0 is scrapped because the tightly regulated forum obviously didn't work if it could crap out something so unbelievably atrocious 2016: - Claiming business is booming, doob learns that owner is maybe thinking of selling building. Doob closes restaurant immediately, and closes auto business across street which had literally nothing to do with the building - Tries to sell all his stock on facebook - Doobie's mom, upon learning that her son's dreams have been dashed and he is broke and jobless, consoles him. OH, no, wait, she actually tries to guilt trip him into giving her some of his bar stools for free - Doobie vents his anger towards somethingawful. He and his mom rant about how stupid its users are, missing the complete irony that the site is literally the only reason he had a restaurant in the first place. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jan 26, 2016 |
# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:03 |
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King Diamond posted:Yuckie! the great part is they do this poo poo and think they won but it just feeds the laughter roll tide
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:04 |
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i seriously hope their home goes up in flames and they lose everything including their computers, there is no better time to end it all and they deserve bad things to happen tasha is proof that having unprotected sex with goats isnt worth the dire consequences, so smartten up and wrap it up Bama Boys
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:08 |
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OctoberBlues posted:The gently caress? the doobie saga is not over. far from it. thank u doobie.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:11 |
*blood gushing from my mouth* destroy these motherfuckers, grind their skulls into loving dust, snap their children's bones *skull flies off my shoulders and fireballs starts shooting from the eye sockets*
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:11 |
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King Diamond posted:Yuckie! They know about the rare pepes?!
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:17 |
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Doobie devoting the rest of his life to hunting down and murdering goons is actually the best possible outcome for this whole thing.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:24 |
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I lust for frog death.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:25 |
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"waiting for the deep breath before the battle begins" sounds like a description of someone's experience hanging themself. stay safe tasha.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:29 |
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posting a lynching photo on your dead business's facebook page is a wise move, especially in alabama.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:30 |
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Rambling Robot posted:posting a lynching photo on your dead business's facebook page is a wise move, especially in alabama. WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMMY?! IS HE OKAY!? DID DOOBIE KILL HIM?!
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:43 |
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I like how Mrs Easter Island Face works at Killing Frog now
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 06:51 |
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VikingSkull posted:I like how Mrs Easter Island Face works at Killing Frog now
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:00 |
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Was the frogger saga the thing that ended old gbs?
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:09 |
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She killed frogs so nature fought back and made her a horse
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:11 |
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Lmao I don't think this well of comedy will ever ruin dry, at least I hope not
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:31 |
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actually i think ur right tashas face alone can keep the whole thing going for at least another year
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:34 |
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King Diamond posted:Yuckie! I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this?
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:47 |
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Vincent Van Goat posted:I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this? I hope they look us up and just find Caro and Vilerat stories, and think we're commie Obama plants
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:50 |
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Vincent Van Goat posted:I really wish there was an account of the Doobie saga from the perspective of a normal person in Reform, Alabama. What must they think when they see stuff like this? 1. new restaurant, looks bad 2. no one talks about restaurant 3. oh, it's closing? well.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:53 |
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This is all a publicity stunt. Probably adding frog legs to the menu or something.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:55 |
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Caskets.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 07:57 |
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Lolie posted:3 years? The kickstarter was only started in September 2013. I guess they're both going to put 2013-2016 on their resumes. resumes?
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 08:07 |
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wow natasha has nice lips
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 08:17 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:- Doobie vents
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 08:20 |
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I hope everything bad happens to the retarded hillfolk bigot woman
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 08:23 |
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frog bodies.. piled high.... god bles.....
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 09:06 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:20 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:She killed frogs so nature fought back and made her a horse She said her occupation was killing frog, so just one frog was killed. Rip frog.
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# ? Jan 25, 2016 09:17 |