Nooner posted:

huh you guys didnt have to make a whole thread dedicated to my post history

Beige posted:

That's a reflection op

General Bort posted:

'Guy outside my window is a pedophile'

A misanthrope posted:

Nooner posted:

huh you guys didnt have to make a whole thread dedicated to my post history

EorayMel posted:

I don't think kids like bitcoin

Feinne posted:

only adults with the minds of kids

Sweevo posted:

only adults with their minds on kids

Soulex posted:

My son (20 months) has started talking. He knows some words, but not always the context. However, sometimes he gets it so spot on its crazy. He doesn't say " mom, dad, milk..." Whatever. We learned what words he can say the following ways:

One night, just before going to bed, my wife grabbed the iPad he was using to watch his videos. He looked at her and shouted "WHY!?"

Another night, he was happily watching some countin show or whatever on the iPad when he rips a loving full grown man sized fart. Without missing a beat he says "Uh-Oh!" Turns out it wasn't just gas.

He says other things that are crazy to us, like "what's this?" And "Apple" but doesn't communicate quite as much as we thought he would by now. I think it's because it's a dual language household. He's smart, he can navigate my iPad and iPhone from any screen, find YouTube in whatever folder I have it in, and find his shows. He also essentially skipped his crawling phase and went right to walking. Just doesn't speak coherently yet. He blabs a lot of gibberish though.

I.N.R.I posted:

my kid can say stuff like,, apple compiuter, and apple computer only $199.99 at Best Buy, and he loves watching videos on his iPad, but my wife wanted to use it so hshe took the iPad from him and he said why don t you just buy your own iPad mom, theyre literally $199.99 at Best Buy right now

Improbable Lobster posted:

there's literally no way that darth icky isn't a joke

he might be bad but even his worst is better than icky

insanius though

Improbable Lobster posted:

yeah, it seems pretty obvious that he was telling them to gently caress off

Finster Dexter posted:

Jar Jar Binks

duTrieux. posted:

chinese space bankers

flying greedy space-jew junk dealers

midichlorians

Sagebrush posted:

The guy who lets them land is called land-o

Trig Discipline posted:

and the guy without a girlfriend is called hand solo

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

well that's why he shot first

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I've been looking forward to this for a long time, Solo...

oh really er well *B-ZOW* poo poo sorry sorry

qntm posted:

put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed

Sham bam bamina! posted:

you came in that thing? you're braver than i thought!

Improbable Lobster posted:

that's impossible, even for a computer

infernal machines posted:

let's blow this thing and go home!

Sagebrush posted:

Judge me by my size, do you?

Sagebrush posted:

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Trig Discipline posted:

Star Wars discussion in yospos went off the rails

Trig Discipline posted:

Star Wars discussion in yospos went off the rails

Paladinus posted:

Vader means father in Dutch.

Who What Now posted:

"LGBT?!” zie tumblrs in the door and just keeps tumblring, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. zie tumblrs against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling zie's trying to say something to you but zie's tumblring at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as zie finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear zir exclaim “I’m a queer, that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down

Paladinus posted:

Vader means father in Dutch.

AtomD posted:

Oh, that character is called Clear Delay Loon, which means "moonlight" in French. It's so obvious!
And of course everyone knew Bower Geo Izzy would end up being from the upper class.
Weird that people didn't know that Kennest Passborn literally translates to "This isn't good!"

Goddammit.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Elan Sleazebaggano was a .... wait for it .... a sleazebag.

Collateral Damage posted:

Platystemon posted:

Docking is the past. The future is the butt.

Greatbacon posted:

The cloud2butt plugin strikes again.

Sagebrush posted:

Manley Power was the name of a british admiral

A Pinball Wizard posted:

can you imagine the pressure to pick the right babby name if ur name is power though

like get it right and you babby is fast tracked to success. get it wrong and he's a redtube self produced artist

Phosphine posted:

cloud2butt does not actually modify link targets.

Phosphine posted:

cloud2butt does not actually modify link targets.

Sleeveless posted:

no they will not posted:

no they will not posted:

All jokes have two main elements; the "setup" [in which a premise is established and the reader's expectations are set] and the "punchline" [the word "triggered"]

PleasingFungus posted:

that's a g0m/'no they will not' post, from this thread. other highlights

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*sitting in a stolen federal building where the felonies are so thick you could cut them with a smith and wesson 6 inch snap action folding titanium alloy blade, armed to the teeth talking about war on the FBI*

Why is everyone so mean to me

Grandmother of Five posted:

e/n is like a spirit world that you can visit on line but instead of the screaming souls of the damned flying past you, confessing their sins & unconsciously+futilely attempting to convey their warning to us, the living, about the frailty of life and the importance of living it fully; it is a big fat man sitting in a folding chair in front of his computer achieving the same effect by typing "managed to talk to someone today" on his key board

BigglesSWE posted:

Okay. People asked, nay, DEMANDED to have some hatty goodness. Oh yea of little faith...

Let's start with the feet....

A nice pair of Church, fine, expensive, footwear, but not what we're here for!

Oh dear! We don't see the eyes! How EDGY.

What is a hat pic without some needless posing. But is this really me? How can we tell!

Eh. Close enough.
Here's the deciding vote! With or without hat! Call in now!


Thank you for playing. Have a picture of my lovely lovely cat, Märtha-Louise!

poop dood posted:

This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes.

This is the type of dude who corrects strangers' pronunciation in public.

Ol' conspicuously-reading-Hemingway-in-public lookin' rear end. Fedora-trenchcoat-faded jeans wearin' rear end. Sapiosexual lookin' rear end.

kizudarake posted:

Biggles looks like his clothes smell like a combination of sour clothes left in the washer overnight before being dried, clove cigarettes, spilled vape juice, totino's pizza rolls and ranch, and stale tooth plaque.

He looks like he has tried getting into a restaurant under the name Declan MacManus by showing them a copy of My Aim Is True and saying he'd been sick recently.

When he farts, he ducks his head under his long coat and inhales deeply.

He looks like the kind of guy who has his own personal theory of the secret political system in the show Lazytown, knows the name of all of the VAs in both My Little Pony and the actors in Doctor Who, and rants about the Big Bang Theory being a nerd minstrel show, yet secretly watches every episode.

He looks like he knows every step to 'properly' prepare absinthe for drinking, and brings a bottle and all the implements in a wood box to every party he goes to.

(Not saying he does any of those things, but he looks like the kind of guy who would)

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Which reminds me:
When the last time someone invoked the hat rule?

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Which reminds me:
When the last time someone invoked the hat rule?

Kenny Logins posted:

Don't know if this was the most recent time before this one, but it's what I found and is worth posting on its own:

Solice Kirsk posted:

So he failed and got banned right?

Solice Kirsk posted:

So he failed and got banned right?