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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

drunkill posted:

Joel Selwood has signed a 4 year contract extension. Watch your necks opposition.

Silly drunkill, Selwood isn't Hodge

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Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
The only neck a Selwood has to worry about is his own inside the arm of the opposition.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Testekill posted:

Silly drunkill, Selwood isn't Hodge

Drunk kill is what Hodge tried to do with his car

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Matthew Stokes has been picked up by Essendon

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

You Am I posted:

Matthew Stokes has been picked up by Essendon

Thought we might get him.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I always wondered what happened to him, even though he's 31, he could still be a solid pickup for the Dons if he can recharge and go at it near 100% - It was only 2 seasons ago that he was a somewhat useful member of the Cats squad, then suddenly last season he went quiet and was supplanted in the team.


e: He was ranked 27th in the same category for 2014

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jan 26, 2016

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
Better pick up than Kelly

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Stokes was the bloke arrested for cocaine possession whilst also in possession of a terrible moustache, right?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

monolithburger posted:

Stokes was the bloke arrested for cocaine possession whilst also in possession of a terrible moustache, right?

Yup

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Bahaha, wonderful.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
AFL 2016: Essendon and the fellowship of the syringe.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

TG-Chrono posted:

AFL 2016: Essendon and the fellowship of the syringe.

notice

pkid
Jan 30, 2005

I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!

TG-Chrono posted:

AFL 2016: Essendon and the fellowship of the syringe.

:drat:

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
It'll be the THIRD year in a row we'd have a Essendon theme and I am trying to get away from that. Unfortunately I can't think of any good alternatives.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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Let he who has not Thymosinned cast the first stone

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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Hawkborg: resistance is futile, your best players will be assimilated

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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AFL 2016: actually, it's about ethics in race relations

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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The RepCASments

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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AFL 2016: bad coaching and player poaching

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

AFL 2016: We'll have colonies on Mars by the time this Essendon thing is sorted.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




AFL 2016: To the theme of Chopsticks

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
AFL 2016: Commish Blamed WADA

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

TG-Chrono posted:

AFL 2016: Essendon and the fellowship of the syringe.

Cant go past this one for new thread title.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

The Deadly Hume posted:

It'll be the THIRD year in a row we'd have a Essendon theme and I am trying to get away from that. Unfortunately I can't think of any good alternatives.

It is a bit of a dead horse. Considering everyone has been all "oh finally thank god its over! I'm so sick of Essendon now lets talk about them some more"


snaeksikn posted:

Hawkborg: resistance is futile, your best players will be assimilated

This, however ... surely the goal this year is for 17 other clubs to come together to stop Hawthorgeddon

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Nearly done with the club wrap-ups (as unsatisfying as most of them are - I'll run over them again and it is just about certain I will revise any clangers/overly biased poo poo according to suggestions once I post the thing), I am moving onto the potted summaries of the game and the league since I'm writing those from scratch :gonk:, and then I can do the fun stuff.

Still looking good to have it done in a week.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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A four-peat would be Hawkward for an equalised competition

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Hawtholocoust.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
#1+#2=3peat

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
"RAWR INVASION DAY! How DARE people sully the good name of AUSTRALIA DAY. Why dont they just GO BACK TO THE BUSH HURRR if they dont loving like it fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr!" - Idiots on Australia day.



I sure as hell think Invasion day crap is tacky as hell (almost as tacky as Australia day itself lol) but I certainly understand why people call it that. We dont celebrate foreign cultures kicking our rear end so I dunno why they reckon all Aboriginals or white people should just fall into line either.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

Nutsngum posted:

We dont celebrate foreign cultures kicking our rear end

April 25th.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads

Nutsngum posted:

"RAWR INVASION DAY! How DARE people sully the good name of AUSTRALIA DAY. Why dont they just GO BACK TO THE BUSH HURRR if they dont loving like it fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrr!" - Idiots on Australia day.



I sure as hell think Invasion day crap is tacky as hell (almost as tacky as Australia day itself lol) but I certainly understand why people call it that. We dont celebrate foreign cultures kicking our rear end so I dunno why they reckon all Aboriginals or white people should just fall into line either.

Are you sure this wasn't meant for Auspol?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Something something Hawks circling a dead horse

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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Nutsngum posted:

We dont celebrate foreign cultures kicking our rear end

Well Anzac day is coming up in a couple of months..

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Jarrad Grant can't ride a bike and now has a broken hand

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
AFL 2016: The Further Away 2015 Gets And The Closer We Are To The New Season The More Bullish I Am About Carlton's Premiership Chances

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Every time I see an official post from the carlton fc twitter account, with one of the boys wearing that fat old monogram, I think of the flag. Might as well fly it over Prinny Park now.

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, embossed monogram
What'd I say?

Monogram
What's it called?
Monogram
That's right!

But the list is still all cracked and broken
Sorry, Hume, the mob has spoken

Monogram!
Monogram!
Monogram!

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
AFL 2016 - I WADA gotten away with it too if it weren't for you pesky kids

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The Deadly Hume posted:

AFL 2016 - I WADA gotten away with it too if it weren't for you CAS-ky kids

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ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS
AFL 2016: gently caress essendon, gently caress hawthorn

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