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G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Watch Ben in the background. I think he's struggling to stay awake.

He did the exact same thing last time Sean was on. He really looked like he was going to topple over and hit the camera.

The sad thing is Sean talking on RtV is about as open and honest and SUBSTANTIVE as the show ever gets. I guess if Ben can't talk about Wing Commander lore non-stop, he might as well curl up and catch some ZZZs.

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AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Watch Ben in the background. I think he's struggling to stay awake.

He looks ill to me.

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Turret Chat: "We know it loving sucks, we don't know how to fix it, but we're trying."

Man I bet these guys are going to be pissed with whatever solution Frontier comes up with.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:28

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Eonwe posted:

itshappening.gif

the first harvest of disappointed tears came in and boy is it a bumper crop

Are you referring to what happened with Star Marine or something new from the stream?

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:29

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

G0RF posted:

He did the exact same thing last time Sean was on. He really looked like he was going to topple over and hit the camera.

The sad thing is Sean talking on RtV is about as open and honest and SUBSTANTIVE as the show ever gets. I guess if Ben can't talk about Wing Commander lore non-stop, he might as well curl up and catch some ZZZs.

Yeah. This is exactly the kind of stuff that they should be doing more of. Especially since the community staff flat out said they won't answer design questions.

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CashEnsign: Feb 7, 2015

Please accept this humble thread as a goodpost offering.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/42z63c/the_saga_of_star_marine_an_indepth_analysis_of/

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:30

SeldomSeen: Apr 26, 2003; True Story...

zcrow posted:

I'm so sorry.

Thank you for this, it made my day.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:31

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

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Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

why would Ben want to listen to an actual developer talk about what can't be done when he can just ~dream~

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:31

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Berious posted:

You don't understand, Chris was annoyed! I'm sure he expected the backers to apologize and grovel like his employees have to.

The way that was delivered was quite the miscalculation.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:32

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Watch Ben in the background. I think he's struggling to stay awake.

He's really loving struggling... lol... There should be some amazing gifs coming out of today's livestream.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:32

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Daztek posted:

I preferred the original Japanese title, All You Need Is JPGs

Lowtax posted:

YOU CAN TELL ITS FAKE........ LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF COMMENTS

THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES IT AWAY

I'm trying to come up with a 9/11 conspiracy theory joke that isn't the tried-and-tested jet fuel stuff, but it's too early in the morning.

peter gabriel posted:

Star Citizen is easily the most entertaining game I have played in the last few years

Star Citizen is easily the most entertaining game I have never played in the last few years. Well, Dwarf Fortress might be up there. It's pretty close, honestly.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with these people, I was reading one thread and a posted referred to illfonic as [Redacted], that guy just called goons "Silly Asshats" and whatever name they feel like derek smart. Like does saying the boogeymans name freak them out or give us power, i just dont loving get it, they're mentally 12 years old

It's long established in Internet Mythology that Names Are Power, and that using somebody's name either gives them power like a tubby Voldemort, or establishes power over them like in some Eastern European fairy tale that ends with all the children dying of starvation.

That's why all the angry emails Lowtax has gotten over the last decade and a half or so start with "Dear Richard" in a failed effort to establish dominance.

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

LOL Lando bashing Black Desert character customization?

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:33

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

CashEnsign posted:

Please accept this humble thread as a goodpost offering.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/42z63c/the_saga_of_star_marine_an_indepth_analysis_of/

this guy

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:33

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Happy Sisyphus posted:

this guy

It's an excellent Star Citizen example, he's using comments from this thread combined with a player posed screengrab from weeks later when they raised the player cap for a day before immediately lowering it again. It's all fake, it's perfect.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:35

CashEnsign: Feb 7, 2015

Happy Sisyphus posted:

this guy

He did that in my last thread too but deleted it once it was down voted into oblivion. So make sure you document THOROUGHLY.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:37

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

This is me whenever I see a true believer with THOUSANDS of posts on the CIG forum posting negative thoughts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:39

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Did they just admit that the blackout/redout mechanics weren't fun?

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:40

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Ben finally got his opening to mention Wing Commander. Back to sleep now I guess.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:40

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

G0RF posted:

He did the exact same thing last time Sean was on. He really looked like he was going to topple over and hit the camera.

The sad thing is Sean talking on RtV is about as open and honest and SUBSTANTIVE as the show ever gets. I guess if Ben can't talk about Wing Commander lore non-stop, he might as well curl up and catch some ZZZs.

loving incredible you said that, because the first thing out of the blob's maw was "blah blah wing commander"

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:41

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Anybody still watching this bollocks? A passenger doesn't black out during maneuvering while on a constellation because of inertial dampers, the pilot does because of balance reasons.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:41

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Did they just admit that the blackout/redout mechanics weren't fun?

Yeah but it's "balanced" so it's ok. Not sure what it's balanced against.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:41

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

SeldomSeen posted:

Now make scarves for the space ships if you want the real cash.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:42

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Kakarot posted:

lmbo where was this posted

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:42

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Shooting individual components out has been cut.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:42

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Xaerael posted:

loving incredible you said that, because the first thing out of the blob's maw was "blah blah wing commander"

Well when you've dedicated your life to something it's hard to talk about anything else.

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

lmao

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:43

1500: Nov 3, 2015; Give me all your crackers

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Did they just admit that the blackout/redout mechanics weren't fun?

I think he was talking about the first iteration, not what is currently being done. But he did say that the pilot will be effected by G forces while no one else will be.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lol at the person who took this screenshot, he has money in star citizen

lmfao

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

I want someone to watch this interview and then tell me they still think Squadron 42 will be out this year.

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YeahDavidLeeRoth: Sep 23, 2008

guys we are getting realistic space glass. i just pledged another $100

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Scruffpuff posted:

Yeah but it's "balanced" so it's ok. Not sure what it's balanced against.

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Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

They need to have this guy talk more in the future

# ? Jan 27, 2016 20:46

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

They have 3 web shows a week, I wonder if they are going to cut a game features on each show to spread all this bad news out.

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CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Kakarot posted:

I love how I can finally take a look at that flashing still image in Eonwe's AV now.

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

This twitch chat is incredible.

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Polish Avenger: Feb 13, 2007; has an invalid opinion.

Beet Wagon posted:

This twitch chat is incredible.

You're doing the lord's work in there.

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

but for reals tho, where'd that picture get posted, I want to follow along there

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ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

2DCAT posted:

Here's a preview of the new scarf module:

Croberts plans on selling each scarf jpeg for $50, but I'm willing to offer everyone a goon discount and sell it to folks here for a mere $25.

now tie the end of that around a load bearing beam....

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sunaurus: Feb 13, 2012; Oh great, another bookah.

"Everything is possible, it's just a matter of time and money"

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