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Berious posted:Bet they feel a bit sore that they had to actually deliver a game though. Yeah that's got to sting. What an embarrassment. Then again, from a company that is consistently voted “worst” and which has an acronym that could creatively be misread as Evil Empire, I'm sure this is just par for the (evil) course — it's a game publisher after all, and we all know how sick and perverted those are.
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i cant wait to see videos of chris robert's npcs trying to board, sit and order drinks on that cruise spaceship
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:52 |
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Can someone explain what an unmelt token is, and why it is important?
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:53 |
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also i'd like to say that if anyone, anywhere asks me if I know what "the stimpire" is, I'd have to lie i hate you guys
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:53 |
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The follow up post Croberts68 made was pretty good too, but didn't have the same magicCroberts68 posted:The poo poo Nerds Care About
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:54 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:They are representative of their core demographic I guess I'm just constantly amazed that they don't really bring anything useful to the table. It's not like they're programmers with brilliant insight or anything of value to add. I mean I understand and agree with you, it just breaks my brain.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:55 |
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Also,
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:55 |
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Madcosby posted:also i'd like to say that if anyone, anywhere asks me if I know what "the stimpire" is, I'd have to lie Dude I still don't really get it
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:55 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Dude I still don't really get it It's the worst amount of pain you can imagine, doubled every 4 seconds.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:59 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I wonder just how much of CIG's efforts have been wasted because CR wanted to do things in his special snowflake way instead of a way that loving worked. I'm guessing 50% easy. Though I'd say a fair amount of that is just general management incompetence not just Cr's special blend of incompetence. Anybody know what studios they have now and what each is responsible for?
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 22:59 |
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Any of you guys like Blood Bowl?
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:01 |
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Terebus posted:Is this the big news that you posted about yesterday? No. That's currently in progress (still awaiting some solid confirmations from my sources)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:02 |
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hanales posted:It's the worst amount of pain you can imagine, doubled every 4 seconds. So they strap you down in front of their dev stream, Clockwork orange style? Wow, that's hosed up.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:02 |
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I love that posters here have to constantly mention their work, family, hobbies, or something just as reminder they are productive Earth citizens and not a Star Citizen.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:02 |
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2DCAT posted:
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spacetoaster posted:Any of you guys like Blood Bowl? I used to play the tabletop version in Ye Olde Days of the £20 boxed sets.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:03 |
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hanales posted:Can someone explain what an unmelt token is, and why it is important? You can buy a special space van this week only and it's great so you buy one. Next month they sell a special space truck for a week and it shoots lasers and it's better. So you melt your space van into store credits and buy the space truck with those credits. 6 months go by and it turns out the space truck shoots flash lights instead of lasers so you want the space van back, but you can't buy the space van as they only sold it that week way back. So they put a system in that looks in your log of melted space crap, you can pick anything you like that you melted and have it back as long as you give them real money. The token allows you to pay with store credits instead of real money, once, for one piece of space crap. This may all sound really stupid because it is. AP fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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spacetoaster posted:Any of you guys like Blood Bowl? I bought it during a steam sale and regretted the super long tutorial so never bothered with it again after 20 minutes just waiting for Sausage Citizen now
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:04 |
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D_Smart posted:No. That's currently in progress (still awaiting some solid confirmations from my sources) Derek, you need to do me a favor. I work for the National Indian leg Wrestling Alliance (NILWA) and we need something to make headlines. I think if you challenged Chris to a Leg Wrestle in Santa Barbara we'd have the star power to take this thing to the next level (Internet-Space). We'll let you choose your own entrance music but it has to be something we can get with out Columbia House account, Thad's mom won't let him get music from iTunes because she heard Steve jobs was a Satan Worshipper.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:05 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I suspect the threshold for charisma is significantly reduced when it comes to technical/creative fields like game design. Steve Jobs had to convince normal people, and his RDF was suitably powerful to pull that off. Chris only has to convince basement-dwelling autists desperate for something to connect with. I actually think this audience would resent a highly charismatic leader. To them clumsy mush mouthed communication is relatable and 'authentic'. I kind of think the magnetism he has is in people vicariously living their game dev fantasy through him. Like they dreamed of as outcast teens before they got a job coding mindless business software; their incredible creative talent never saw the light of day (and consequently was never destroyed by reality), and Chris is their chance for that precious vidya game dev glory. At least that's my POV having grown up and out of that adolescent nerd fantasy. These people are in their 30s and 40s with that fantasy still alive and burning.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:11 |
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I mean I found myself doing it too. Mostly from the guilt of reading this thread all day most days.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:12 |
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MeLKoR posted:I just realized something, Ben is the muscle. This is Ben, eat it.
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D_Smart posted:No. That's currently in progress (still awaiting some solid confirmations from my sources) Any ETA? As in, safe to go to bed, or should we hang around? :p
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sorla78 posted:This is Ben, eat it. lol ben probably has the lowest salary in the company, you know he wouldn't complain
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:17 |
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spacetoaster posted:Any of you guys like Blood Bowl? Bootcha does; I told him you asked.
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AP posted:Anybody still watching this bollocks? A passenger doesn't black out during maneuvering while on a constellation because of inertial dampers, the pilot does because of balance reasons. for immersion!
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props to the people in this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/42z63c/the_saga_of_star_marine_an_indepth_analysis_of/ they didn't downvote all our comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:18 |
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D_Smart posted:No. That's currently in progress (still awaiting some solid confirmations from my sources) 2 weeks.
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Prop Wash posted:lol ben probably has the lowest salary in the company, you know he wouldn't complain Dude has his own office! HIS OWN OFFICE! (So that people dont get caught in his gravitational wake)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:22 |
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spacetoaster posted:Any of you guys like Blood Bowl? Talking to the 2015 Goonbowl winnahr right here. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736481&pagenumber=9#post453030960 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmzSjjtSX4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0kEcNzGwa4 Blood Bowl CE (aka Blood Bowl 1) is a good buy. All the teams. People still play online. Blood Bowl 2 is an okay buy. New teams are DLC, but the presentation is fun. Tabletop is okay, you can get heroclix in place of board pieces. Be Orcs or Chaos, and punch dudes. Or be Wood/Dark Elfs, and do elfy bullshit plays. Blood Bowl is good.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Derek, you need to do me a favor. I work for the National Indian leg Wrestling Alliance (NILWA)
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:24 |
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Breaking news: Tony the Tiger has taken to blocking furries from his Twitter account. This news is 100x more interesting than a Star Citizen dev stream.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:24 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/42z63c/the_saga_of_star_marine_an_indepth_analysis_of/czea62s
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gently caress YOU YOU DONT KNOW THE DANGERS OF BEING A STAR MARINE
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 23:28 |
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That's some good Star Marine gameplay right there. You win, then the game magically whisks you to the next objective.
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So far 1200 unique visitors to http://www.justagamemode.com/ because of that thread.
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It's nice they got rid of those long transition animations.
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Berious posted:That scarf looks finished, which means I can't project my hopes and dreams of the perfect knitted item which I will wear for at least 30 years. Do you have any balls of wool jpegs to better facilitate this? Preferably chunky. Oh, I forgot. I began a scarf for Bootcha but have temporarily abandoned it while I work on a blanket for a friend's wife. I started the scarf, hosed it up, frogged it, began again, and now it's less than an inch long and sitting abandoned while I work on the blanket. The scarf IS Star Citizen. It's perfect. I'll have to get a picture of it.
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Iglocska posted:Any ETA? As in, safe to go to bed, or should we hang around? :p It is never safe to sleep here
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