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Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Sifting through that blog I have discovered that eating vintage sardines is a thing.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

iSimian posted:

Dijon, avocado, lettuce, lemon, kosher salt and KO sardines.

Piled high.

God bless.



Why yo plate black damnson

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Overwined posted:

Sifting through that blog I have discovered that eating vintage sardines is a thing.

How vintage are we talking here?

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!

PinkoBastard posted:

How vintage are we talking here?

http://mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.no/2015/09/1968-vintage.html

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

I miss dine cans coming with little keys

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
I got some dines for Christmas that came in adorable packaging. Tastewise, they were excellent: primo dines in delicious oil. However, having seen their price tag in the store, there is no way I would think about buying them for myself. And for some reason just the shift from Portugal to Germany jacks the price up by 50%, so gently caress the Eurozone.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
dine thread 2: men who buy sea food forks for their dines and the women who ridicule them

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
in my defence, the fork was also a christmas gift

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I forgot my sardines at home today :(

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sizone posted:

dine thread 2: men who buy sea food forks for their dines and the women who ridicule them

dadism == unnecessary one use tools

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Where would I find sardines from the 60s? Dredging a lake? Estate sales? Break and enters into pensioner's basements? Get to know preppers from the Cold War?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sheep-Goats posted:

dadism == unnecessary one use tools
Conversely using the wrong tool for the job.

For example using anything other than a bottle opener to open a bottle of alcohol.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

Where would I find sardines from the 60s? Dredging a lake? Estate sales? Break and enters into pensioner's basements? Get to know preppers from the Cold War?

Houses of 60+ year old widowers.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

numberoneposter posted:

Conversely using the wrong tool for the job.

For example using anything other than a bottle opener to open a bottle of alcohol.



While I approve of the statement. the example is fallacious. There are dozens of things that will properly open a beer bottle like they were designed for that very purpose; lighters, table corners, your cousin's teeth, like, just to name a few.

Esposito posted:

in my defence, the fork was also a christmas gift


yeah, sorry, that wasn't even aimed at you, I was going to post that way before I saw your dine shot

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I dunno what getting a special fork for intact sardine removal is going to say about me as a person, but I'm starting to not care.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I recommend Inglehoffer sweet hot mustard for your dine pleasure

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

doctorfrog posted:

I dunno what getting a special fork for intact sardine removal is going to say about me as a person, but I'm starting to not care.

chopsticks work well and you can use them for other stuff too.

spandexcajun
Feb 28, 2005

Suck the head for a little extra cajun flavor
Fallen Rib


drat son, those dines got you where you are show some respect.


Dude, adjust the size or thumbnail it. I edited this one. Next time it comes at a price.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Jan 28, 2016

naem
May 29, 2011

Um I assume he means he GOT to eat sardines

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

the blog posted:

the taste of metal stormed my mouth as if I were eating the tin instead of the fish. The after taste was pure metal. My tongue felt as if it had suddenly grown fur. After three pints, the taste remained in my mouth.

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
He probably had to eat Bumblebees and now he gets those sweet, sweet KOs

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
So my trip to Seafood City last week yielded a bounty worth posting.


So far everything is great, but I admit I've been eating my 'dines as Fisherman's Eggs.


Of course, there have been some… setbacks.
(Not from the above haul, but trying to get rid of old stock).

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

He reviews the '99 KOs and gives them 5/5. I gotta think the heavy metallic taste is due to, well, heavy metals. This tin did originate from Yugoslavia in 1968, after all.

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!
He also seemed to really enjoy these 32 year old dines:
http://mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.no/2013/11/vintage-32-year-old-tin.html

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Android Bicyclist posted:

So my trip to Seafood City last week yielded a bounty worth posting.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/EJIXAah.jpg[/tim

Omg, do they have anything like this place on the east coast?? So jealous!

Male Tiers fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jan 28, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Some loving kid asked me "Do you know how to whip?" today and I looked at him and thought "Are you old enough for me to unleash a foul torrent of sexual perfidity upon like oval office reeking vomit?" and came to the conclusion that he was not.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
so do you know how to whip or not?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sizone posted:

so do you know how to whip or not?

I know how to whip your mom until blood comes out of her pissholes

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Some loving kid asked me "Do you know how to whip?" today and I looked at him and thought "Are you old enough for me to unleash a foul torrent of sexual perfidity upon like oval office reeking vomit?" and came to the conclusion that he was not.

Keep calm and just carry a few tins of anchovies in your pants, hand 'em out like smarties.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Sheep-Goats posted:

I know how to whip your mom until blood comes out of her pissholes

So...

no?

edit: The name of this blog cracked me the gently caress up.

http://thesardinistas.blogspot.com/

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Also, I would like to point out, for the official record, that ladies technically only have one solitary pisshole.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Overwined posted:

Also, I would like to point out, for the official record, that ladies technically only have one solitary pisshole.

U don't know how to whip

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Sheep-Goats posted:

U don't know how to whip

dude's right. when I was a little kid my mom told me she peed through her toes

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Sheep-Goats posted:

U don't know how to whip

I'm not entirely convinced you know how to either, and you're just covering up with bluster. Do it. Show me a The Youtubes video of you doing it. :colbert:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I teach you how to cook fish and this is how you repay me

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Sheep-Goats posted:

I teach you how to cook fish and this is how you repay me

dines are already precooked. fishaman egg is just reheating the fuckers. so, like, what is whip and how do you do it?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I yelled at some loitering teenagers who were smoking and drinking milk shakes then I had sardines and clam chowder for lunch and read the newspaper letters to the editor section and did some quality scoffing and head shaking.

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jan 28, 2016

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
thread for dads, rear end in a top hat, not granddads

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

I yelled at some loitering teenagers who were smoking and drinking milk shakes then I had sardines and clam chowder for lunch and read the newspaper letters to the editor section and did some quality scoffing and head shaking.

Happy 60th!

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Sheep-Goats posted:

I teach you how to cook fish and this is how you repay me

:coolfish:

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