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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lady Naga posted:

What would they say?

"Norman x mommy alternate universe fiction please"

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Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Lady Naga posted:

What would they say?

"I have no context but this is transphobic; boycott A&E."

vvv Hey, it might actually *be* transphobic; I'm not saying it'd be a wrong interpretation, depending. But it's probably what people would say on Tumblr. vvv

Xealot fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 28, 2016

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Xealot posted:

"I have no context but this is transphobic; boycott A&E."

Wow you sure did own those people that don't exist.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.












Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Why is Jonah fat again?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Why is Jonah fat again?

Fat actors tend to get less work when they lose weight.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I like this one:



Also an amazing comparison between a British poster and a Korean one:

AlexF
Jul 12, 2006

Gross!
We are currently working on the German version of the Gods of Egypt poster. It'll most likely look like the one on the left side but with an orange eye thrown in right in the middle. Gotta have the orange/teal thing going on or else!!!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Why is Jonah fat again?



That's what happens when you lose weight with some BS gimmick and not diet and exercise.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



In this poster George Clooney will be played by Anthony Quinn.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Why is Jonah fat again?

Cause he's a fat guy. I don't know why he was trying to deny it.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

kiimo posted:

That's what happens when you lose weight with some BS gimmick and not diet and exercise.

Science tells us it's what happens most of the time with diet and exercise, too.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I was gonna say "oh awesome, Jonah Hill is fat again" because fat actors are better when they're fat.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Science tells us it's what happens most of the time with diet and exercise, too.

When you lose weight you don't lose fat cells, they just lose volume. They're still there, waiting for the second you take in 1 calorie too many.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

This is great. The filter here makes Tatum really look like he sprung from an era movie poster.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Would be great if the posters were in Latin, but french is close enough.

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
Relevant article:

Gone to the Wall: Why Modern Movie Posters are so Dreadful

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MrFuzzyPants.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There's no way that'll be better than Keanu

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Palpek posted:

Also an amazing comparison between a British poster and a Korean one:



Not only does it look better and more extravagant, the Korean one has double the African actors on it.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


drat, I thought famous actors do animal movies out of desperation and Spacey is doing one while still on the House of Cards roll?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Palpek posted:

drat, I thought famous actors do animal movies out of desperation and Spacey is doing one while still on the House of Cards roll?
Maybe he lost a bet.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I'm not sure if he still owns/runs his theater in London, but he was taking just about any job that pays to support it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Lets be honest here, who among us can think of a better actor to pantomime and voice a cat than Kevin Spacey?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bill Murray.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Palpek posted:

drat, I thought famous actors do animal movies out of desperation and Spacey is doing one while still on the House of Cards roll?

There's gotta be something more to that than we're getting. Surely it's not just a straight "lol celebrity voicing animal!" gig.

SURELY!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

A Talking Cat?!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Teflon Don posted:

A Talking Cat?!

Let's be fair we don't know that, it could be talking clothes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Make an OctoDad movie already, Hollywood.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

I can't imagine how they thought this would be anything but terrifying.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Let's do it ourselves.

He's Having A Babbys


edit:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I can't imagine how they thought this would be anything but terrifying.


It's from a long legacy.




kiimo fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jan 28, 2016

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


BonoMan posted:

There's gotta be something more to that than we're getting. Surely it's not just a straight "lol celebrity voicing animal!" gig.

SURELY!
Well, those clothes could as well be a presidential suit so this may end up being the final twist that will keep you on your toes in Season 4's finale.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gonz posted:

Make an OctoDad movie already, Hollywood.

Why would they make a movie about a normal guy?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pretty sure most of my posts in here are posters of High Rise and the Witch, but why stop now when they're getting so much right

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Aw man. Why is Barry Sonnenfeld making a dumb cat movie

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

flashy_mcflash posted:

Pretty sure most of my posts in here are posters of High Rise and the Witch, but why stop now when they're getting so much right



Ugh that is so good.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

flashy_mcflash posted:

Pretty sure most of my posts in here are posters of High Rise and the Witch, but why stop now when they're getting so much right



Holy poo poo, I love this.

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Pretty sure most of my posts in here are posters of High Rise and the Witch, but why stop now when they're getting so much right



That's a really good poster.

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