theflyingorc posted:

"The government can't control me" and "I want to sleep with teenagers" have about the highest correlation of anything ever

MariusLecter posted:

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"The government can't control me" and "I want to sleep with teenagers" have about the highest correlation of anything ever

Smythe posted:

theres a whole block near my apartment of hair salon, armenian clothing store, and barren liquor store that have been there for years and ive never seen anyone in any of the stores who doesnt 'work' there. must be some sort of front. when i moved in, there was a pizza shop across the street that had a guy working there who would read the paper all day and served no pizza. you could order it, and hed put a tombstone in the oven. it was pretty epic.

Sagebrush posted:

i went to an italian restaurant like that once. just hungry and it was there, walked in, zero customers, a couple of guys at the back, lady at the counter, tons of empty tables. we sat down and ordered and they made the food and brought it out, very home style, not fancy but still hearty. like eating in someone's living room. really good service, they kept coming by, but clearly not something they did every day b/c they seemed unpracticed at it.

about halfway through the meal i realized holy poo poo, i'm literally eating in a mob restaurant. this place does not exist to serve food. and it was a real weird feeling

Smythe posted:

the old "tv repair shop" with an old armenian dude who chain smoked epically huge stogies nonstop and had a nonstop train of black escalades and mercedes and poo poo pulling up and swaggering in to chat with the "tv repair man" moved out a few months ago and a head shop replaced it with a new guy and they sell some p deece stoges for low price and also take credit whcih is ftw cept they charge me 75 cents to use credit. whcih is bull poo poo. fuckers. overall a much better front business b/c i can actually use it

Smythe posted:

it might sounds like im racist against armenians or whatever but im not. i just live among them. and i love them. their sexy women. raven haired bae... and their epic drinking and smoking. and their sexy women with big rear end + racks. FTW. good culture

Smythe posted:

one time they closed the street my apartment is on and i had to get escorted by the cops to get inside of it and there were choppers and poo poo everywhere and 999999 cop cars. so once i got inside i was watching the show right drinking some b33rs with my nieghbors (we live in a gringo fortress) and so wes watching and then the cops lead like 40 whores in their underwear out from the building. drat. all those years of next door whores and i never knew it. talk about a missed opportunity.

I Am Crake posted:

So at first we took screenshots of video and captioned them. Now that absolutely ridiculous trend has gotten to the point where we turn those pictures in to full length WEBM's without audio. Reminds me of watching my grandmother lose her sense of self and dignity through Alzheimers.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember back when mod challenges used to mean something...

Baron Bifford posted:

Every gangster that Dredd kills is a cycle of violence ended.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

When did 11-year probes become a thing anyway? I mean if early enough, some of those could be running out by now.

AlphaKretin posted:

That's the point, the option exists as basically a funnier permaban.

Iron Crowned posted:

I had an ex that made me wear a fedora

Iron Crowned posted:

I had an ex that made me wear a fedora

anthonypants posted:

someone hacked the fraternal order of police website, fop.net and released a bunch of personal information. a lot of these cop forums require you to prove that you're really a cop before they let you in, so depending on what got released it could be really good material for identity theft

fishmech posted:

finally, we found where you have to say if you're a cop

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Fishmech actually made a clever post? Holy loving poo poo!?

VanSandman posted:

Oh good, I'm not the only one with this reaction.
Although I thought he was Nintendo Kid these days so who knows if that's the final boss of arguing on the internet or not.

MrMoo posted:

Go Joanna!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

can't wait for some connector in the belt to short out and engulf the wearer in an explosive ring of fire and metal shards

theflyingorc posted:

belt only goes to 44 inch waist, cutting out a huge potential market

Syncopated posted:

can we get a bottle opener on the belt please

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

*sidles up to woman at a bar, grabs fresh beer bottle from her hand*

"allow me, m'lady"

*jam's bottle into crotch, gyrates hips until cap pops off, soaking pants in suds*

*tips hat*

Kenny Logins posted:

Fishmech isn't a forums poster, it's a serious psychological condition.

Subjunctive posted:

Actually, that's fishmech's monster.

Enourmo posted:

wisdom, hoever, is knowing that fishmech IS the monster

qed

Mad Monk posted:

Blue tarp man, blue tarp man
Blue tarp man hates Federal man
They get in a fight, Federal wins
Blue tarp man

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"I need my gun so I can fight the evil gubinmint!"

*finally gets his chance*

*tries to crossdraw while fumbling with gloves in the snow*

*gets his poo poo wrecked by Paul Blart*

Iron Crowned posted:

I had an ex that made me wear a fedora

anthonypants posted:

this reminds me i bought netanya.hu and have no idea what to do with it

Subjunctive posted:

squat some Palestinian domains and set up redirects?

theflyingorc posted:

Tarp man!
Ah-AAAAAAA-AAAHHHH!
Fighter of the G-man!
Ah-AAAAAAA-AAAHHHH!
Tried to pull his gun!
Ah-AAAAAAA-AAAHHHH!
You're a master of bad driving, and dying, for being dumb.

Tarp man!

EorayMel posted:

many johnnys posted:

Jolly Corndog posted:

Stay Safe Tarp Ghost.

Iron Crowned posted:

I had an ex that made me wear a fedora

Shugojin posted:

you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain

Shugojin posted:

you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Man, it's true what they say about stuff on the internet following you around forever.

Shugojin posted:

you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain

Shugojin posted:

you also bragged about driving 7 hours to gently caress a college freshman at age 36 or whatever you are you stupid fuckstain

VikingSkull posted:

All Quiet on the Northwestern Tarp

Four brave Walmartyrs still slowly freezing to death on a windblown hellscape

ryonguy posted:

For content the Bundy thread continues to deliver.

RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:

Firstly I wish to discuss the Definition of Music; and argue that Singing can not be considered True Music (Fundamental Music). Music is defined as a melody performed in precise and beautiful Harmonies with Musical Purity dependent upon Precise Notation; the Human Vocal Chord is too inefficient an Instrument for Singing to be truly precise in the Mathematical Fashion of Divine Instrumentation. I would argue that Singing is a subcategory of Poetry (the construction of Verse [Selective Word Arrangements]) that focuses on Rhythm and Modulation; under the current definition Performance Poetry before an Audience would also be categorised as Singing. Therefore only pure Instrumentation devoid of Voice and other Imprecise Instruments can be considered True Music. I propose that Post Modern Radio develop Frequencies (radio wave segment) devoted entirely to True Music that is not Classical Orchestral; that encompasses Numerous Genres; that is nevertheless clean from Voices; and thus pleasing to those such as My Self; who have a Sensitivity to Imprecise Instrumentation and thus choose only to listen to True Music; yet find Classical Orchestral to lack Excitement.

IUG posted: