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AugmentedVision posted:Has anyone yet pointed out that this monstrosity would have a net rotational inertia unless the boxes are of different weights? I know, there are computers to compensate for gyroscopic precession when turning, and it's not at all that the people designing this hard sci-fi full of fidelity don't know high school physics. quote:How Engines Work Let me tell you about physics in space citizen.
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trucutru posted:Ah, so one fifth of a third of half the complete package will be ready. Where to I pledge? I DID warn you all that the only way that SQ42 - in ANY form will see 2016, is if they chopped it up.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:45 |
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AP posted:I'm sure he's a nice guy but the CIG customer support staff twitter accounts all follow that Kevin Dent guy. Now I could see them chatting and following Dickwulf or any of the other crazy fans of the game, good sense to keep the whales sweet that have your bosses direct email address and might send you pizza, but Dent wasn't interested in the game, just trolling Derek with bollocks. They get paid gently caress all and are led to believe they are game.developers which they are not. They are normally young and pretty nieve. You could train a rhesus monkey to do their job. The sort of bellend that follows them or interacts with them on social media etc are equally as clueless so blind leading the blind. Also have to add that from what I know Derek is wrong about the money, there is reserves and they won't be running out Q1 2016. I'm not questioning you or your sources Del boy so don't go mean angel on me..... But......I have different info
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:45 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Part of me wonders if the same thing is happening to Jared, but then I see him say the craziest poo poo without even flinching and I just assume that he's fully immersed in the Cult of Chris. Jared comes across as someone that just does not care, this is fun for him, but if CIG falls he will just move on to the next job. I just don't think he cares, funny enough he still manages to look like he is more interested in SC then either Sandi or Ben.
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tooterfish posted:I still don't understand why they opened four studios. How else could Chris and Sandi justify jetsetting while also writing it off as a business expense? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to London to
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:47 |
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Startling revelations
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Popular Human posted:poo poo, 60k a day is 21 Million Dollars PER YEAR. People are kicking that much to CIG while all this drama is flying around. It's still been only weeks since they released the most content they have ever released. You have to add the sales on top of that too, but making $60k a day for a few weeks is not normal, it won't and can't last, I'm sure it's nice though. They always have to be planning the next sale, three ships in concept, or the next content release.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:48 |
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trucutru posted:Let me tell you about physics in space citizen. lol just lol Actually CIG's ever lessening emphasis physical realism was the first occurrence of scope shrink and it started a long time ago. Makes u think
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EightAce posted:They get paid gently caress all and are led to believe they are game.developers which they are not. They are normally young and pretty nieve. You could train a rhesus monkey to do their job. The sort of bellend that follows them or interacts with them on social media etc are equally as clueless so blind leading the blind. Don't let Reddit hear Derek is wrong!
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:51 |
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D_Smart posted:Neither one of them is the same caliber as Jason, Alex or any of the others who have left. That's why I'm linking their linkedin's Derek. They said Randy had changed to be a producer on the poo poo web show.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:52 |
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Daztek posted:
We need a team Derek and team EightAce t-shirt kickstarter.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:54 |
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AP posted:That's why I'm linking their linkedin's Derek. They said Randy had changed to be a producer on the poo poo web show. i think he means he's not an established producer. and he was probably promoted so they can be like "look we have producers! dont worry guys!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:58 |
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If you look at Eric the Producer's resume on LinkedIn his experience in game design is in cinematics. This points to either that they are going to scrap the game entirely and turn it into a digital movie. Also hinted at by Ben when he mentioned TellTale's games. Or it means they have no idea what they are doing. EDIT: Sorry it says that he's the cinematic producer on IMDB. Even more telling.
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D_Smart posted:The guy who makes JPEGs can say he has "shipped a game". oh whew, it says cook
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:00 |
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Wafflz posted:oh whew, it says cook I refuse to believe it was actually supposed to say that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:01 |
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:if beer's right (and he pays way more attention to the actual dev than I do beyond laughing at pgabz's videos) then they're looking to draw at minimum 7 and max 15 separate "iterations" of SQ42 out of this
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:06 |
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Romes128 posted:i think he means he's not an established producer. Yeah, I know what Derek means, I just post so much I expect people to use their brains and follow links or I get too wordy. I'm also telling Derek they said that guy had changed to be a producer on the show as he might not know.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:07 |
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fuzzknot posted:I refuse to believe it was actually supposed to say that. I think it's confirmed he's using backer money to pay for a personal chef.
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Ashamed of Being Homeless, haha. She's a character who is unemployed and weighing the decision of whether to pay her rent or buy a new space jpeg. She's gotten so far one offer to buy a constellation for her so she can avoid being homeless. Poe's law though seriously. No way to tell anymore if people are just trolling or actually serious. And it's fantastic.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:08 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:If you look at Eric the Producer's resume on LinkedIn his experience in game design is in cinematics. Another simple explanation is that game producers aren't as happy as cinematic producers at CIG. So if they have to pass the job on to someone who's been there a while... "but your job title is almost the same, it's can't be that different!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:09 |
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Klyith posted:
Euurck!
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:11 |
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Wafflz posted:I think it's confirmed he's using backer money to pay for a personal chef. Many a true word spoken in jest. He has a stylist and nutritionist not a joke. You don't get to look that good without a bit of help. I do know that his hair infuriates him, whatever he does and no matter how hard he tries his hair looks poo poo. It looks like a syrup and a loving bad one at that
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:13 |
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So a personal chef, a stylist and a nutritionist walk into a space bar.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:14 |
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EightAce posted:Many a true word spoken in jest. His stylist appears to be as good at his job as his community managers. e: if his chef cooks for ben he seems to be pretty ace
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:15 |
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EightAce posted:Many a true word spoken in jest. EightAce, are there arguments and resentments over allocated car parking spaces in the UK office? I just wondered as it's the type of trivial bollocks I'd expect to be going on while everything is in flames.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:15 |
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According to some shitizens, whoever made that fake chris roberts game cancellation image committed fraud and is going to PRISON.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:16 |
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EightAce posted:They get paid gently caress all and are led to believe they are game.developers which they are not. They are normally young and pretty nieve. You could train a rhesus monkey to do their job. The sort of bellend that follows them or interacts with them on social media etc are equally as clueless so blind leading the blind. G0RF fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 2, 2016 |
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EightAce posted:He has a stylist Is that who told him not to put cargo pants in the game?
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Fried Watermelon posted:If you look at Eric the Producer's resume on LinkedIn his experience in game design is in cinematics. Ok, I changed my mind. The Peter Principle is in full effect — another pattern checked off on the list.
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KM Scorchio posted:So apparently my favourite activity when drunk (according to my flat mate, my memory goes so poo poo when I drink hideous amounts) is watching videos of star citizen while playing David Bowies Starman at full volume and laughing hysterically. I'm not sure what this says about me as a human being. Only good things, friend, only good things.
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HexDog posted:According to some shitizens, whoever made that fake chris roberts game cancellation image committed fraud and is going to PRISON. link!
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AP posted:EightAce, are there arguments and resentments over allocated car parking spaces in the UK office? I just wondered as it's the type of trivial bollocks I'd expect to be going on while everything is in flames. Only arguments with other companies. There is another games company in the same building as well, so it's shared. Chris has a helipad on the roof and there is a special room with a mirror and a Pentagram in it. Occasionally you can hear chanting and then... She... Appears Shudder! EightAce fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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Wafflz posted:if his chef cooks for ben he seems to be pretty ace
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grimcreaper posted:link! https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=203785&page=188 Starts about halfway down.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:20 |
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these gifs killed me
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:21 |
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All ready for my first trip into th' V on this lovely free fly weekend, but it looks like I need a ship! Oh, wait, you don't have to get a ship...that big red X is just there to mislead you into the JPEG store.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:21 |
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HexDog posted:According to some shitizens, whoever made that fake chris roberts game cancellation image committed fraud and is going to PRISON. Please link, please link, please link
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Foul Ole Ron posted:In seriousness though, why hasn't some form of parody game being crowdfunded to troll SC? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1398772708/1494487578/description
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AP posted:$30 - White Citizens Card (Scout) (posting from 13 pages back) This should be in the OP and on every page cause nobody reads the OP. also it's pretty clear that chris roberts doesn't understand space military ranks, that should have been a big red flag for all these donors (if they were looking for red flags). also this seems like some kind of weird space caste system where citizens with white through bronze IDs are not allowed to apply for certain unalienable rights like air and water, while the black and titanium IDs get to live it up in fancy pants space cantinas living off the slave labor of lesser citizens.
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HexDog posted:https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=203785&page=188 Oh man thats pretty funny. I love arm chair lawyers with 0 knowledge of law.
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